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Taglines
(I'm It? Well that hardly seems fair!)


Taglines will be considered separately as a category, since the wisdom thing is not so required. Actually that's probably the chief difference, between what are normally considered as Apopthegms and/or Aphorisms and what are categorized as Taglines. Apopthegms and Aphorisms attempt to convey something meaningful about the Consensus Reality in a few well chosen words. And taglines, though some of them are quite well crafted, tend more to a humourous effect, often of the pratfall type. All of the categories though useful in locating specific Taglines and Quotables, do slip and slide back and forth, one into the other, as is the wont of categories in general.

These taglines, really a small selection (compared to some other collections available online), range from the obligatory sublime to the abjectly ridiculous. Most collections of taglines contain much that is somewhat dated at this point, since they reflect a very insider view of a period prior to the current "anything is possible" state of the world wide web, when "bulletin boards" were more the venue, and taglines, like signatures, were used to . . . sort of informally identify users, or to give some idea about their personalities. In this collection we have italicised Book Titles and the Titles of other specific works, as well as known foreign language quotes. Many of the quotes that are in foreign languages, seem to be in a language we are not familiar with, and have not been able to accurately identify, but which seem to be some sort of Serbian or perhaps other Slavic language, but we haven't figured out precisely which. This may have had some special significance to the early programmers, and/or been utilized some way in early coding systems. Many of the jokes are internal self-referential humour, with the meaning, and/or meanings probably only apparent to people who worked in one of those programming environments in the early days of the build up to the World Wide Web. Some of the symbols that were available in an ASCII - ANSI world are utilized in odd ways to today's eyes, though doubtless they made sense to people who wrote in those early coding languages. Hopefully some knowledgible person will assist at some point by posting a decoding of the more opaque bits (pun intended).

It's important to remember that these taglines were often limited to 50 or in some cases 57 characters by the then current technological limitations, since much of the humour plays on that concept, alien to today's "World Wide InterWeb", which with the triumph of Unicode, broadband, and interactive possibilities, has few limits of any sort, at least within the context of a virtual world. It is odd that so many of the old taglines contain accented and special characters, and random symbols, they may have been originally produced by forcing font faces, and hoping the end user had those fonts on their computer. Many jokes and double-entendres, center around celebrities popular in the 1960s - 1980s, information about which, may require research for most people, at this point.

And now we turn to the Erisian component, [All Hail! The Chick What Done It All!], we have separated it out also into an Erisian file. We're not saying that all the folk involved in the paradigm shift that has given us the modern world, were of some sort of Erisian persuasion [primarily due to that oath that they made us all take], but the fact that there was a heavy sprinkling of those of such ilk, would be hard to hide from any casual observer.

There are separate listings of Quotables (some of which have been used as taglines, primarily the shorter ones) sourced from Song Lyrics, Poets, Philosophers and other Intellectuals, Science Fiction professionals, Writers outside the Science Fiction field, Quantum Physics and MetaPhysics, General Physics, Occult and MetaPhysical, PataPhysics, Theatre, Film, Television, The United States Founders, other Statespersons and Politicians, Fascinating Exiting-This-Plane Comments, Comedians, various other type Celebrities [15 minute variety and all], and unsorted Quotables.

We have also separated out the Taglines which use the context and/or characters from various cartoons, graphic novels, and/or comix; including both those developed out of and for the emerging Information Technology field, and more traditional ones repurposed toward it.

What would have been a heavy sprinkling of Quotables and other stuff drawn from the various Star Treks, (attributed and not) has been separated into it's own file. All the critique of Microsoft's products and attitudes, also into it's own file.

Wise and philosophic IT Quotables with reference to the field of Information Technology, generally longer than regular taglines anyway, have also been made into a separate file. We've skipped the omnipresent Blonde jokes, more because they were so incredibly stupid and dated, than out of any sense of "political correctness". We have also left out all those Taglines that seem to reference the various Abramic religion traditions [including but not limited to: Yahwist Hebraic, Pauline xtian, and Muslem], since we simply, "don't have a dog in that fight", and we'll leave it to those who are interested in it, whoever they might be.


Here is a collection of what are often called taglines we've collected over the years.
Feel free to steal them, just as we did.

 

007 ERROR #216: Tagline out of paper.

"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."

0405 Do you know any people? 0406 . . . more than one? 0407 . . . more than two? ― from THE HACKER TEST

1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1.

1/1=3.1415926535897932384 . . . ooops, izvin'te zaboravih, ovo je Pentium

1 billion microphones = 1 megaphone

1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind.

1 Jabber . . . The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine . . .

1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation

"1-Adam-12. Important scientific documents stolen from Motel 6."

10,000+ SW/PD/Adult Graphic Files.

10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients who have sex.

10 rations = 1 decoration

10. Bas nas briga. Moze nam se. Mi smo INTEL!

10 ― See fireworks with Lisa. 11 ― More fireworks with Lisa." ― Oracle

100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus

100 LJUDI 100 CUDI, 100 ZENA 200 SISA

"100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress." ―

100% of people who breathe die.

10,000+ SW/PD/Adult Graphic Files.

100,000 Lemmings can be wrong.

100,000 Lemmings can't be wrong.

100MB RAM, two 510GB hard drives and DOS 8.0 - Where will we go next.

"1010105 ― That's the Gold Channel frequency for Earth Force 1!"

"1040 good buddy." ― IRS Auditor

105: 69 hex = 105 decimal, and 69 decimal = 105 octal. Also, 105 is 1769 in base 42. ― from the Jargon file

11" ― there's my two bits' worth.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

113 grams, 10 milliliters He's lead, Jim.

11th commandment, thou shall not pirate software!

11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag

128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)?

139 (crucifixions) altogether. Special holiday. Passover.

16-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for two bucks

17: Long described at MIT as 'the least random number'

186,000 miles per second, not just a good idea, it's the Law!

186,000 miles per second eh?, . . . so what's the speed of dark?

19 out of 20 men who have tried Camels, prefer women.

1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.

1991, 2002, 2112, etc. - Years of the Palindrome

1stReader is so good it's taxable!

"2 bdrm furn w 5 appl", said Tom aptly.

2 monograms = 1 diagram

"2! 4! 6! 8! It's time to calculate! 2 24 720 40,320"

2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.

24 hours in a day . . . 24 beers in a case . . . coincidence?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm . . .

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!

2400 baud makes you want to get out and push!!!

2400 makes you want to get out and push.

29A . . . The hexadecimal of the Beast

2m i 28 cm ? Pa sta je ovo? Duzina tata!

"2U2" Say it out loud and you get "to you, too"

"3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!"

"3:28 A.M. an' I'm fitshaced ag'in . . ."

3 and a half billion woman and all you came up with is 0 ??!?!?!?

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

3 most deadly words, "Go ahead . . . shoot

3 PC's and a swivel Chair-True Multitasking!

3 things occur when you age: 1) memory goes 2) what?

3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law

3+1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

3-2-1 Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble you call.

. . . 30 Mhz and 16 Meg of RAMÄ" "Dexter, you're boring us again, Sweetie."

30 seconds, hurry!" Quark

300,000 kps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.

4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. One likes women, but she's weird.

4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts; one prefers women . . . but she's strange.

4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.

4 SALE CHEAP! 4 KIDS, ALL OR NOTHING

"40 lashes??? If you use your tongue, you got yourself a deal!"

"40% of all accidents are almost half of all accidents"

"40% of all accidents are caused by . . . WOMEN'S HEINDERS!!"

"400. Do I hear $500?" asked the auctioneer morbidly.

42: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

"42?! 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows."

43% of all statistics are worthless.

43% of all statistics are totally worthless!!!

43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

"486 dx2/66: Smell something burning?"

4DOS, without it your PC is broken!

4Sale, Braille dictionary like new, must see to appreciate

5 fish? I'll be rich!

5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

5 tons of Flax!

5¼" floppy is not better than 3½" hard.

5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy.

50 states, and I had to pick this one . . .

50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover", by Lorena Bobbitt

"50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont

50% of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

500 people, 1 gunshot and _everyone_ says they did it? Put suicide . . .

"5000 Miles in the Saddle" by Major Assburn

"5000 years." MacLeod "Give or take." Methos

"509!" "509!" "Power ball number!"

"55 & time served. Let's take a break, folks!" H. Stone

586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS

5¼" floppy is not better than 3½" hard.

5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy.

6 * 9 = 42. In base 13.

6.9 < ― A good thing ruined by a period.

62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.

640k = 4480k in dog bytes.

65 CENTS FOR A CANDY BAR?!? WHAT ARE YOU??? NUTS???

665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast.

667: Satan's neighbor . . . could be across the steet

668: Satan's next-door neighbor . . . possibly two doors down, also could be 670 or 662

668: The Neighbor of the Beast.

68 < ― - You do me and I will owe you one.

"69, Dude!" ― Bill & Ted

69: From the sexual act, part les deux.

"69" je staromodan. "47", "30" i "88" daju vise!

7/5ths of all people do not understand fractions.

7 dana poslije: ja skidam ovaj kondom, pa makar zatrudnjela!

77" better than "69", you get ATE more

78% of all statistics are completely fabricated

8//=/\-, ―

"8-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for four quarters"

84% of statistics are made up. The other 43% are wrong.

90% of all statistics are made up

90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

90% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair.

911 - if you are calling to report a murder, press 1 . . .

911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If your reporting . . . .

911, please hold . . .

"911" ― government-sponsored 'dial-a-prayer.'

96.37% percent of all statistics are made up.

97.6% of all statistics are made up.

98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.

98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!

98% of all statistics are useless ú

A "PROGRAM" is used to create error messages!

A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.

"A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"

"A 2x4, Sir?"

A 3½" hard is better than a 5¼" floppy.

A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City . . . Film at 11.

A 45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME

"A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda . . . ."

A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me," Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola

A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee . . . . . ." ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.

A bad day at home is better than a good day at work

A bad day BBSing is better than any good day working.

A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work!

A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.

A bad day on the bike always beats a good day in the office!

A bad excuse is better than no excuse.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou.

A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a-oh, never mind

A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!?"

"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!? Hope your will's updated."

"A battle of wits?!?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir Knight?"

A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds . . .

A bear in his natural habitat . . . a Studabaker.

A beard signifies lice, not brains.

A Bestiary of Plant Eaters" ― by Herb Avore.

A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.

"A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!"

A big enough hammer fixes anything

A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.

A bird in hand is messy.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose

A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.

A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!

A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.

A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.

A bit pretentious don't you think?

A Black Hole is Infinity Divided by Zero!

A blimp with an airbag is redundant.

A Blue Fish Tuesday!

A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products!" © DA 1993

"A bomb!" Tom exploded.

"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, and a little chasing of the ass"

A book is the only immortality.

A buck to a doe: "Let's have a little faun."

A bucket for monsieur. . . And, a hose.

A budget is a way of reminding yourself that you can't afford the kind of living you've become used to.

A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.

A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.

A Chinese Proverb: Yuck Fou!

A cigar may be just a cigar.

A classic is a book that is praised but not read

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.

A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.

A clear conscience is usually the result of a bad memory.

A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A collision is a near miss.

A Command Gone Bad The bad command or file name story.

"A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do." <Holly>

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A conclusion occurs when you get tired of thinking.

A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch. Who pays?

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A conservative is Society's version of a computer virus.

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.

A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed.

A conservative is a worshiper of dead radicals.

A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

A conservative's generosity is limited to self.

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the coffin.

A day without dragons is MUCH SAFER!!!

A day without sunshine is like night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A deluge of words and drop of sense.

"A Demolished" is only found on an 'Ovation Guitar' <-oxymoron>

"A dentist!" "You've been watching too many Xmas specials."

"A diamond is forever, but real estate appreciates faster"

"A dirty book is rarely dusty"

A Dirty Mind is a Joy Forever

A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste

A dog with money is referred to as Mr. Dog</p>

A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's.

A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first

A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're asleep

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere

A duck? Now that's senseless!

A European swallow, or an African swallow?

A farmer is always going to be rich next year.

A fate worse than death: To be married alive.

A father is usually a banker provided by nature.

"A fault!" Martina cried reservedly.

A feature is a bug with seniority.

A female SysOp is a SysOpette!

A female SysOp is a SysOpette! or a SysOptrix?

A few Beta's short of a full release!

A FISH STORY" by Czar Dean

A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!

A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler

A fool and his freedom are soon parted

A fool and his money are soon partying.

A fool and his money are SysOp material

A fool and his money is my kind of customer!

A fool and his money soon become a SysOp!

A fool and his money, will soon become a SysOp

A friend in need, . . . is a pest indeed.

A fugitive then eh? . . . You'll be hunted down, like . . . well . . . a dog!

A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus

A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him.

A GameBoy is a tricorder. ― Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #2

A generation which ignores history has no past ― and no future.

A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.

A gift or flowers is not a good substitute for you being there.

A girl a day keeps the wife away.

A good dog barks when told.

A good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to following too close.

A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.

A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe

A good programmer makes all the right mistakes.

A good pun is its own reword.

A good rooster crows in any hen house.

A good scare is better than good advice.

A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.

A good workman is known by his tools.

A government in "action" is interesting only if it's not your own.

A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On

A great many family trees were started by grafting.

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

A hacker doesn't die, his TTL expires.

A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.

A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.

A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.

A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.

A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse," Mr. Ed sang stiffly.

"A Hospital? What is . . . is doctor?" "A big white building . . ."

A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it.

A hundred thousand lemmings can all be wrong . . .

A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong . . .

A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!

A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back

A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.

A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke

"A is for apple." ― said Hester Pyrnne

A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.

A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain to others what

A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.

A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.

A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!

A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

"A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear." ― Tagspeare

A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool.

A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program

A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.

A leap year is never a good sheep year.

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.

A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.

A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.

A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.

A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle.

A life? Which BBS can I download that from?

A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron

A little greed can get you lots of stuff.

A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.

A little neglect may breed great mischief.

A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance.

A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness.

A little truth helps the lie go down.

"A little young for you, isn't he?" "He's 27. I'm 28." "328, maybe."

A Little Knowledge Can Go a Long Way

A living example of Artificial Intelligence.

A Lot of Officials Are Crackpots

A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.

A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did.

A man forgives only when he is in the wrong

A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

A man serves best, when he serves himself.

A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone

A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,

"A man with nine legs.." "He ran away!"

A man without a gun will soon not be free.

A Man can't know what it's like to be a Mother

A man's house is his hassle.

A metaphor is like a simile

A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred: unloading module WINDOWS

A mind is a terrible thing to . . . I forget . . .

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his board.

A moose once bit my sister . . .

A mother is not a dust rag.

A negative man with no face. She would see and then go mad.

A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?

A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation.

A "No Frills" Airline . . . Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.

A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.

A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex.

A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!

A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.

A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.

A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

A penny for your thoughts . . . $20 to act it out.

A penny saved is a Congressional error

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.

A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.

A penny saved is a penny.

A penny saved is an error of the tax man!

A penny saved is not worth very much.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is worthless.

A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.

A person in a passion rides a mad horse.

A person is a lion in his own cause.

A person never tells you anything until contradicted.

A person never truly dies, as long as they are remembered.

A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.

A person without a navel lives within all of us.

"A personal receiver?" Kirk

A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

A pest: A friend in need.

A pill a day keeps the stork away.

A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.

"A piston engine? What did ya buy that for?" "It was on sale."

A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.

A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>

A pretty .GIF is like a melody

A priest gets defrocked; does a SysOp get UNZIPped?

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

A problem can be found for almost every solution.

A procrastinator's work is never done.

A program is used to turn data into error messages.

A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>

A prune is a plum with experience . . .

A Qmodem is a happy modem!

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.

A ravijojle? <>-> <N>

A ravijojle? >-> <N>

A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.

A right delayed is a right denied.

A Rock . . . That Size . . . in YOUR head?

A rolling disk gathers no DOS. Huh?!

A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.

A rose by any other name still has thorns.

A rough ascii date would be helpful too.

A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon.

A Samaritan? This is supposed to be the Jewish section!

A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer.

A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and over!

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!

A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

A Solid Home Base Builds a Sense of Self

A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!

A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair", said Tom, visibly

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down . . .

A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.

A steak every day keeps the cows dead.

A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?

A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure . . .

A stitch in time saves nine." (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.

A stumble may prevent a fall.

A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.

A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty.

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying: slow down.

A SysOp and his money are soon . . . HEY where's my wallet!

A SysOp and his money are soon parted.

A SysOp's favorite educational show - "Connections"

A SysOp's husband is a lonely one . . .

A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds.

A SysOp's wife is a lonely one . . .

A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos . . .

A tagline has got to know its limitations": Dirty Harry

A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.

A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.

A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.

A thief believes that everybody steals.

A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

A Trip to the Outhouse - by Willie Makeit

A true diplomat struts sitting down.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.

A turkey roast is a foul ball . . .

A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.

A USRHST- the world's most powerful modem . . . feeling lucky- punk?

A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals

A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

A warm beer is better than no beer at all ®

"A warriors drink?" Well that certainly explains a lot.

A week is a long time in politics and three weeks is twice as long.

A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.

A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean!

A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off.

A wholesome mind is wasted potential.

A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke.

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn

A wise man once said . . . I don't know.

A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.

A wise princess once said: Sometimes a frog is just a frog.

A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

A word of advice . . . don't give it.

A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.

A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.

 ¹î äx€u é îr

(A)bhor, (R)etch, (F)lail, (I)gnite *

(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a stick and kill it.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et out the .45?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .

(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue

(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor?

A*C, who said A*C?

AaaaAAaaaauuuuuuuuGGhghhhhh <gurgle>.

Aaaaaah . . . yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish!

Aaaaaas yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish . . . . . .

"AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!" . . . Tension breaker, had to be done.

"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!"

Aaannnnddd..always look on the bright side of life..

Aaaoooggghhh . . . . . . aaoogghhh . . . . . . DIVE! DIVE!

"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead. Make my day."

AaawoOOoggggaaaa! . . . aaawoOOoggggaaaa! . . . DIVE! DIVE!!!

"Aah! I'm a geek!" "Eeek, I am too!"

"AARRGGHH! I've just been stabbed!" said Tom, half-heartedly.

Abandon all hope, ye who press ÄÄ here

Abandon all hope, ye who press [ ] here

Abandon all hope ye who read this . . .

Abandon hope, all ye who ENTER here!

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandoning the search for Truth; willing to settle for a reasonable Fantasy.

Abated breath? Don't be expectin' no mouth-to-mouth from me. ;)

Able and Unwilling . . . , um . . . no . . . wait . . . .

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound . . .

ABLE: Okay: the ship I was on, well, it, er, kind of crashed a bit

ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!

"About the possum" said the 'gator, "I ate 'er."

Above all things, reverence yourself

"ABSCISSA!!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.

Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence

Absinthe Lite: a third fewer pathogens than regular absinthe.

Absinthe makes the head pound harder

Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!

Absolutely nothing can go worng.

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation

Abstraction is Memory's Most Ardent Enemy.

Abusing Dane Beko. What a delightful idea.

Accidents cause people.

Accidents cause people." Neece's personal tagline.

According to the most recent surveys, five people out of ten are half.

Acetone = What you do in exercise class . . .

Ach, der elektromagnetische katzenklappe ist kaput!

Achamoth ― Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.

ACK and you shall receive

Acme Tagline Co.

ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!!

Acrophobia Explained" ― by Alfredo Heights

Act now and you too can be a meanie!

ActaeOn - The Hard Disk Manager, Fantastic!

Actin' funny, but I don't know why . . . 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.

Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.

Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.

Acting's easy when you can read your lines!

Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.

Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.

Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.

Actions speak louder than words " ― but not so often.

Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.

Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.

Add a feature . . . Add a bug . . .

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex

Adioactive halibut makes great fission chips!

Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.

Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the SysOp.

Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!

Adult: One old enough to know better.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Adventure is the champagne of life.

Adventure. Excitement. A SysOp craves not these things.

Adversity makes people wise but not rich.

Advice: 5¢ - Worth every penny!

Advice is a dangerous commodity.

áeta testers are CRAZY! ************

áETA Busters - On The Bleeding Edge of Technology!

Affirmative action rewards underachievement.

Afraid of banks? Why not give it to me for safekeeping!

After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?

After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn

After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?

After the first couple of minutes, it's all just friction anyway!

After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain!

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp

Ah come on, just this one last little feature

"Ah F !" "Dr. Scott!" "@F!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"

Ah F @biteme.com" ― @N's Internet Address

Ah F N@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?

Ah F N@! There's some lovely filth down here!

"Ah F N@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@FN@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"

"Ah F N@," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

Ah foun' my thrill . . . on Anita's hill

Ah, its all over; the FAT LADY has sung!

Ah, kad ga nema u blizini nisu mi sve ovce na broju.

Ah LN @LN@!" ― Hanover Fist

Ah N @N@" ― Coming soon to a Holodeck near you!

Ah N @N@" soon to be the basis for an X-Files episode!

"Ah, Officer? You REALLY don't want to look in the trunk."

Ah R !" said @N, as he tried to install Windows'95

Ah R ," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95

Ah R ," said @N, as he waited for Windows '95

Ah S !" said @N as he cut his initials in the snow

Ah S !" said @N, as he missed Sailor Moon again

Ah S !" said @N as Piglet took his modem away from him

Ah S ," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer

Ah S ," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier

Ah S ," said @N, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer

Ah S ," said @N, as he found out his tribble was pregnant

Ah S ," said @N as he infected the Indians blankets

Ah S ," said @N as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot

Ah S ," said @N as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt

Ah S ," said @N as he saw his friends dressed in black robes

Ah S ," said @N, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS

Ah S " said @N as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach

Ah S ," said @N, as he was locked out of the BBS

Ah S ," said @N as his friends left him alone to die

Ah S ," said @N as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor

Ah S ," said @N as NBC cancelled Star Trek

Ah S ," said @N, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier

Ah S ," said @N as Yoda told him of another @N

Ah S ," said @N, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet

Ah S ," said @N, when his parents confiscated the modem

Ah S ", said @N, wrestling with the moderator

Ah S ," said Capt. @N when he found his toupee was a tribble

Ah S ",said @N as he paid off the Simpson jury

Ah S @!" said @N@, as he tried to install Windows'95

Ah S @," said @N@, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95

Ah S @," said @N@, as he waited for Windows '95

Ah S Power!" ― Sailor @F

Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?

Aha! another "QMail undocumented feature" is lurking.

Ahh! Come on Mr SysOp, just this one last little feature!

AHHHH! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" Spock

Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say . . . .

AI: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.

AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of palindromes.

Ain't nerd-life grand?

Ain't Winter Grand?

Ain't WP Macro's *FUN* . . . !!!

Air bags . . . Inflation we can live with!

Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.

Air pollution is a mist demeanor.

AJIBOFOBIJA - strah od palindroma.

Ako brzina ubija, Windows korisnici su besmrtni.

Ako grizes ruku koja te hrani, ne zali se na probavu.

Ako jos jednom provalis sifru, imaces posla sa mnom!

Ako kanis pobijediti, ne smijes izgubiti.

Ako ste nervozni grickajte stapice zeljezare Sisak.

Ako to niko ne koristi, za to postoji razlog.

Ako treba da biram, od ÜÜ, Ü Ü, Ü ? i ÜÜÜÜ najvise volim Ü Ü.

Ako vasi roditelji nisu imali decu, verovatno ih ni vi necete imati!!!

AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO <Pant, pant>" ― C-Ko

Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead

Albatross!

*ALERT* Megamaid has gone from suck to *BLOW*

Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1000.

Algol is not just a star

Alimony: bounty of the mutiny.

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.

Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping

Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got

Alimony? . . . sounds kinda like "all yer money"

ALIVE" rated four stars by the Times Food Critic.

All animals are equal, some more than others.

All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices

All for one and one for ONE!

All for one; one for all; ME above all!

All generalizations are false

All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.

All I want for Christmas is a blonde wrapped in cellophane.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and UNLIMITED POWER for life!

All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"

All in good time . . .

All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!

All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.

All mimsy were the borogoves

All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon

All other boards have no RIME or reason . . .

All programmers want arrays!

All progress depends on the unreasonable

All real programs contain errors.

All reality is aspect dependent.

All right, we'll call it a draw.

All Right! Drop Carrier! We Have You Surrounded!

All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.

All scotch is a blend of peat moss leachate and fish foo.

All sentences that seem true should be questioned.

All stressed out, and noplace to go.

All syllogisms have three parts. Therefore, this is not a syllogism.

All SysOps are not user friendly!

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

All the World loves a Dirty Word!

All the World loves a Four Letter Word!

All the world's a stage!

All The Best Wishes

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

All things change, nothing is extinguished.

All things in moderation - especially moderation.

All true wisdom is found in taglines.

All which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead.

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

All you folks do not exist. My SysOp types all this stuff in.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

All your future lies beneath your hat.

"ALL ALONE IN THE NIGHT . . ."

ALL HAIL SHE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!

ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.

ALL SysOps are scum.

All's well that ends.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Along the banks of the foggy, woggy Limpopo River . . .

ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!

Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!

Alright! Another Earthquake.

Alt.usage.english, Date: 13 Aug 1994 14:59:08 MET]

ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping . . . (cl

ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping . . . (click)

Always a tag line!

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.

Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that!

Always question Authority; oft venal and wrong

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Am I indecisive? Can I get back to you on that?

Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>

AMAZING BUT TRUE: There is so much sand in Northern Africa, that if we spread it out, it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!!

AMAZON.GIF 1024x768x256 . . . . Sounds like one big mama

Ambition destroys its possessor.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

America borders on the magnificent -> Canada!

America has no drug problems, there's plenty for everyone.

America, home of the brave - until they slaughtered them all

America is a dream to most of the world.

America is a tune. It must be sung together.

America is the only country founded on a good idea.

America: log on or log off

America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.

America, worst nation in the world save for all the rest.

American Association Against Alliteration Abuse

Americans drank 204,000,000 gallons Kool-Aid summer '92.

Americans eat 23% more mayonnaise than in 1992 . . .

Americans reserve the right to arm bears.

Amerika i Engleska bice zemlja proleterska, a znam i druge kletve.

Amerikanac je covek sa dve ruke i cetiri tocka.

Amiga!? Atari!? Jel' se to jede!?!?

Amiga? Atari? Some kind of washing machines?

Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!

Amoebae leave no fossils!

AmyBW - The AMIGA Blue Wave Offline Mail Reader. Yes!

An Aardvark is not just for Christmas µÍÍÍÄÄÄ

An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.

An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.

An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.

An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.

An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.

An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.

An electrician worries about current events

An Electrician gets into people's shorts!

An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!

An Elite Is Inevitable

An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to cor

An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is someone from out of town.

An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is sure of it!

An optimist is someone without much experience.

An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.

An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills

An unemployed Court Jester is no one's fool.

Analyze TOO long, and the opportunity will pass you by.

Anarchists of the world ― UNITE!!

Anarchists of the world ― UNITE!! You have nothing to loose but your principles!

Anarchy is against the law!

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

And . . . she was wearing this sexy freudian slip . . . .

And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose

And after you've done the nacelles, wax the saucer.

And all I know is I don't know what I know

And all the children are above average

And Boy, Are My Arms Tired!

And garnished with lark's vomit.

And god said, "rm -rf /", and all was null and void.

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

And God said: E = (1/2)MV^ 2 - (Ze ^ 2)/r . . . and there *WAS* light!

And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r . . . and there *WAS* light!

And he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators.

And I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.

And I've got 4, 567 archived messages to prove it..

And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!

And if Iraq's primary export was broccoli?

"And if you get a christmas present . . ." "IF I get a present!?!"

And in between are the doors.

And in this cartooney, we're invading your PC!

And it don't matter whose side you're on . . .

And it was a HUMAN number . . .

And lose a few", said Tom winsomely.

And LOVINGLY garnished with lark's vomit!

And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.

And never, never invoke anything you can't banish!

And no unhappiness too great to be lessened . . . . . . .

And not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful and useless in times like these

And now for something completely different!

And now for the new Faux Software Mail Reader

And now we return you to your regular conference

And now, you've made me MAD!!

And of course it goes without saying that

And remember, it's technique, not size, that counts!

And remember Lone Star, the Schwartz will always be with you.

And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo

"And rubbin', son, is racin'" Harry Hoag in "Days of Thunder"

And screamed at him to shut the blinds." (Elaine)

And she disappeared in a puff of logic.

And shun the frumious Bandersnatch

"And so the ol' lady sez: 'Not with *my* dog you don't!"

And so with vorpal sword in hand

And sometimes the bear eats you.

. . . and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped

And the aptly named Sir . . .

And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.

And the last to truely love me in these final moments.

And the men who hold high places . . .

And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT

And the second time bomb on your right.

And the suspect sped by me at a high rate of speed in his Yugo.

And then 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor!

And then I had to reboot a hundred times . . .

And then . . . the bear ate me!

And there is always one * (*)* in the crowd -YOU!

And they lived happily ever after.

And they say Blondes are dumb!!!!!!

And this is what you do for fun.

And to the Republic for Richard Stanz . . .

And what do we *DO* with nutcrackers?

And with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed!

And with these teeth you shall bite me!

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be . . . ?

AND, it frees my palm to do other things!

Andale, alegrame el dia. . .

Anencephallic user detected. Convert to SysOp? <Y>es <N>o

Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.

Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.

Animal Testing = Animal Suffering . . .

Animals: ― the renewable resource

Ankh if you love Isis

Ankle deep in the DNA pool . . .

Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail.

Another beer please - I'm sobering up here . . .

Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer

Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by publik edukashn

Another font of knowledge from the Typographer

Another MS DOS user against fenestration . . .

Another registered SLMR user without a disk.

Another visitor, stay a while, staaaaaay FOREVER!

Answers: $1 Correct Answers: $5 Dumb Looks: Free

Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.

Antenna coupling: insect foreplay

Anthropologists do it with Culture!

Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite

ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE

Any body seen my tagline . . . ?

Any certainty is a delusion.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Any fool can criticize, and most do. (Carnegie)

Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well.

Any given program, once running, is obsolete.

Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.

Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.

"Any SysOps here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"

Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.

Anybody who thinks that I'm strange, really should meet you!

Anyone could do it with manuals . . .

Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?

Anyone not wearing 2,000 sunblock is gonna have a real bad day!

Anyone who remembers the 60's . . . wasn't there.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Anything good and useful is made of chocolate.

Anything made of chocolate must be good.

Anything that can go wro . . . #@^% Bus ERROR " ― Core Dumped

Anything that doesn't kill me can still bloody well hurt.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing badly at 1st!

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

"Anything you say will be held against you." [Things you wish Michelle Pfeiffer had said to you!]

ANYTHING is a better DOS than DOS!!!

"AowAAARRRgh!" ― the first caveman to encounter lava.

Apathy ERROR - don't bother pressing any keys.

Apathy ERROR: Don't Bother Striking Any Key

Apathy ERROR: Strike any key, or none. Who cares?!

Apes evolved from Creationists!

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our SysOps & Moderators

Apple // Forever!

APPLE" Copyright © 1767, sir Isaac Newton.

Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.

Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.

Arabs wear turbines on their heads

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.

Are CD's really the Pits?

Are Cheerios really donut seeds?

Are couch potatoes into Transcendental Vegetation!?

Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?

Are our knuckles dragging again?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?

Are there PopTarts in Heaven?

"Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?' asked another of they jurymen.

"Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."

Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?

Are we having fun yet?

Are we not taglines? If you parse us, do we not read?

Are we supposed to be having fun yet?

Are you after MY pervert award or what??????

Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? Here's an incredibly simple way to do it, and there is nothing to buy, no investment to make, no money to lose! Try it now! Follow this simple procedure: 1) Hold down the shift key. 2) Hit the 4 key four times.

Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?

Are you saying we should tax . . . Thingy?

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Are you sure (N/N)?

Are you talking to me ( ¨ ) . . . ?

Are you waiting for your prey?

Aren't spill chukkers grate.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh, 6 A.M. Already (sigh)

Argue not with a dragon, you are crunchy and go well with brie.

Argument? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.

Aristotle was all wet!

Aristotle was the teachers pet. No, I mean "really" the teacher's pet.

ARJ puts the squeeze on

ARJ used to put the squeeze on

Arkansas foreplay: "Sis, are you awake?"

Arms control: Slapping a fresh boyfriend.

Army food: The spoils of war.

Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@ (&# ($*^^NO CARRIER

Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.

Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.

Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

Art is I; Science is We.

Art is vision not expression.

Artificial Insemination: Self-Inflicted Womb.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.

Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

As confused as a termite in a yo-yo

As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716

As far as I know we never had an undetected error.

As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

As King Arthur said: Some days it all seems so feudal.

As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.

As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.

As meaningless experiences go, sex is one of the best!

As soon as we find the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back.

As SysOp, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."

As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.

ASCII and it shall be given unto you.

ASCII and you shall receive " ― Z. Modem

ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

ASCII Ribbon Campaign X Against HTML Mail / \ /"\ \ /

ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI

ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . .

Ask me if I care!!

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it

Ask not for whom the belle trolls . . .

Ask others for help and be in debt forever!

Ask them to list all 54 flavors, then order vanilla.

Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.

Assumption is the mother of all screwups!

AST Advantage" (4066d) - is the name of my new game!

Astronauts get missile-toe.

At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.

At all ages you are certain you still have another year.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

At night, all cats are grey.

At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative.

AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD

AT&T KFC = "Reach out and touch someone finger licking good."

ATDT ― Avon Calling.

Atheism is a non-prophet diversification!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization!

Atheist Problem: No one to scream out to during sex.

Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog

Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm!

ATTENTION . . . . . . . . . . . . Elvis has left the echo.

Attracting a lower class of bimbo

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog." ― Dorothy

Aur rilidzn iz seks, dzoin as

Aural sex gives me an earie feeling.

Aural Sex - Produces eargasms??

Australian DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, mate

Australochickicus " ― the first chicken

Authenticity ERROR: Windows is cracked.

Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way.

Author of "Zilch"

Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.

Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.

AUX PWR LOWAUX PWR FAIL20, 19, 18 . . ." Computer on Jurassic Park

Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare

Ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!"― Australian Christmas

Ave Maria, Gee it's good to see ya . . .

Ave you come to arrange a vacation, or would you like a blow job?

Avec des si, on mettrait Paris en bouteille.

Avenge the death of the working class!

Avoid clich‚s like the plague.

Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!

Avoid generalisations: they are NEVER valid.

Avoid rape - say yes!

Avoid temporary variables and strange women.

AWESOME, COSMIC POWERS . . . itty-bitty living space.

Awful Punishment Awaits Really Bad People

Aww, who let the humans in?

Ay, yi yi yi, I am the Tagline Bandito!

Ayer ago i kuldnt spel progrmr, now i are won!!

Â×- mä$$'g CTRL m„ëî â M 100% Ú CTRL € CTRL ›ô ë 䳉‡ç©

B..E..N..Z..I..N.. Bas se cudno pise rec voda!

B"j . . . s't , r–t¤Švdƒ ü . . . ts–j t•¥ :gü CTRL p"s S ó

B-I-M-B-O and Bimbo was her name, oh!

Baby carrots - vegetarian veal

Baby on board!

Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.

BABY ON BOARD - just means five more points

Babylon 5, The last best hope for a quick buck." Ivanova

Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiancé free

Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.

Back off! You're standing in my aura.

Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!

Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!

Backing Up Drive C: . . . <beep> . . . <beep> . . . <beep> . . . <beep>..

Backup is for whimps!

Backup my hard drive? I can't even find reverse!

Backup no encontrado!: (R)eintento, (P) nico ?

Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic

Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (C)ry

Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.

Backups? We don't *NEED* no steenking backups.

Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.

Bad day: Blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

Bad day: Everyone loves your drivers license photo.

Bad day: Spouse is reading a new book: "Celibacy. The Secret Weapon."

Bad day: The blood pressure cuff explodes.

Bad day: Transfer completed [5720468 bytes at 1 CPS]

Bad day: When the bird outside your window is a vulture.

Bad day: When the fortune teller refunds your money.

Bad day: You're allergic to chocolate chip cookies.

Bad day: Your lover calls out the name of her ex during sex.

Bad day: Your lover calls out the name of your pet during sex.

Bad Day: your wife meets you at the door in a nightie. On her way IN!

Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?

Bad is never good until worse happens

Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.

Bad or missing SysOp

Bad or missing SysOp, free files in all areas . . . ***

Bad or Missing Tagline File

Bad spellers of the world untie.

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

Bald spot? No! It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

Baloobin!

Ban the sale of arms to Venus de Milo

Bang, You're Dead!

Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

Barney: A DNA sequencing error between a dinosaur and Bozo.

Barney: Jurrasic Park DNA sequencing error.

Bartender, Gimme a pint of JD and a Crazy Straw . . .

Bas su sasavi ti Rimljani!

Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads.

Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.

Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!

Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!

Batman, was around here somewhere

BBS 'till you drop - carrier

BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!)

BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/N)?

BBS Lingo: FREQ; File Request - available to SysOps.

BBS not Ready - Error Reading User's Mind - Start Again

BBS not Ready - ERROR Reading User's Mind - Start Again

BBS: Standard class zip SysOps, PREMIUM Class ARJ SysOps

BBS Tip: ALT-H gives you SysOp access.

BBS=Busted Broke SysOp. Now you know what it *REALLY* means!!

BBSing: Files, folks and fun.

BBSing is terminal.

BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!

Be a Lert " ― what the world needs is more Lerts!

Be careful out there

Be careful. Death is PERMANENT!

Be different DON'T speak your mind!

Be good to your ENVIRONMENT " ― Purge your TREE

Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, . . . avoid fatigue.

Be naughty ― save Santa the trip!

Be part of the solution ― not part of the problem

Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis

Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.

Be vewwy vewwy quiet . . . I'm hunting for tagwines!

Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.

Be young, Have fun, drink Beer!

Bean Yourself = Opasulji se

Beast just kind of SAT on him . . .

Beat it through the lines

Beat me, whip me, make me read mail without SPEED READ.

Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder . . . .

Beauty is only skin deep, but blonde goes to the root!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

Because I'm the SysOp; that's why.

"Because in Koo-Koosville there is no hit parade."

Because they're obviously, definitely nuts!

Become a programmer and never see the world!!

Become a SysOp and never see the world!

Bed her late than never.

Bedfellows make strange politicians.

Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared.

Beeeep) Syntax ERROR! - My reality check just cleared.

Been so long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

Beep, Beep . . . nope, not Felix the cat . . .

>Beep< - ERROR #211: Tagline printer - offline.

>Beep< >Beep< - ERROR #213: Tagline printer out of paper.

Beer a day, doctor away

Beer Can wHEN tHIS . . . Notify SysOp have Sales Aids . . . UNCH

Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!

Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.

Beer /is/ the answer - we just can't remember the question.

Beer isn't the answer. Beer is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.

BEER.KEG empty! OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED! Bleeeaakkk! <

Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore . . .

Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character.

Before backing up . . . make a backup

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and will have their shoes.

Before you louse something up, THIMK!

Behind every succesfull man is a woman with nothing to wear

Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.

Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.

Being old sucks!

Being paranoid doesn't mean they "aren't" out to get you!

Being young is . . . I don't remember anymore!

Believe me . . . It's a hardware problem or a Virus

Bell Labs UNIX - reach out and grep someone

Ben Dover & C. Howit Feels ― Attorney's at law

Beneath that rough exterior, beats a Harlot of Gold!

Benji! Don't run out into the street! @$%%#$-= NO TERRIER

BENZIN VAS- IDEJE NASE!

Beograd, 21 vek: Seks, droga i narodnjaci . . .

Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.

Bet you can't stop reading here < ― I knew it . . .

Beta testers are CRAZY! ************

Beta version - too buggy to be released.

BETA Busters - On The Bleeding Edge of Technology!

BETA testing is hazardous to your health.

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Better living through denial.

Better Living through CHEMISTRY

Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.

Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot.

Betty Crocker is a flour child!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried.

Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!

Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.

Beware of the quantum ducks - Quark! Quark!

Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god.

Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may . . . .

Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot . . .

"Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"

Beware when the Gods let loose a thinker on this planet.

Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.

Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.

Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!

Bigamist = Italian fog

Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.

Bigamy is having one spouse too many; monogamy, the same

Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing.

BigTanDan ranted on 03/11/2000 11:10 PM . . .

Bila je tisina kao u tegli s krastavcima

Bill & Ted's DOS: Most excellent command or filename.

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida

Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code . . .

Bind, so good they rewrote it twice

Bio sam na mestu dogadjaja.Nishta se nije desilo.

Biography: One of the terrors of death.

Biography should be written by an acute enemy.

Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark!

Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder!

Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.

Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date.

Bistar je. Providi mu se kroz glavu !

Bit Decay!? D¡d y" s† á CTRL  D‚‡|y-¨

Bit Decay!? Yo say ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨

Biti toliko u pravu je - nepristojno . . .

Bitten by a mutant computer bug, he turned into _SysOp_!

Black holes are outa sight!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities

Black holes resulted when MicroSoft tried to beat a deadline!

Black holes Suck.

Blandae mendacia linguae.

Bless me father for I have sinned.

Blessed are the cheesemakers??

Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.

Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone.

Blitz, storm . . . . . . FALCON!

Bloatboat: Chocolate sundae you have right after finishing off a meal.

Blood is thicker than water, and a lot harder to clean up.

Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier

Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.

Blow in the ear of any Rush Limbaugh's 'DittoHeads' and they'll just thank you for the refill.

Blue . . . No, yelloooooooooooooow

Blue dove . . . the crackerjack is on the windowsill.

Blue Wave - World Tour - 1995

BlueWave mail door not found. Run SysOp out of town? (Y/N)

Bo knows Taglines!

Bo knows your boyfriend.

Bo knows your girlfriend.

Bo Knows MegaMail!

Body Count's in the house.

Bojkotujte zivot - na kraju ce vas ubiti!

Boldly going nowhere.

Boldly going where no modem has gone before . . .

Bolje biti na tapetu, nego ispod.

Bolje cutati i praviti se lud nego pricati i to dokazati.

Bolje da vas bije promaja nego milicija!!!

Bolje sest sati u skoli nego ne spavati uopste.

Bolje Snezzanu 7 puta nego patuljke po jedanput . . .

Bolje tenis na posteru nego penis u tosteru

Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?

Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite

Boot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear.

Boot.sysiswhatyounide

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

BOREALIS is where I'm at.

Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem?

Borg DOS 6.0. Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine?

Borg DOS v5.0: Assimilate Another (Y/N)?

BORG-DOS V5.01, Assimilating next revision. Downgrading is futile.

BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename.

BorgDOS 1.0) C:\> Assimilate another? (Y/N)?

BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another

BorgDOS v1.0 - Your utilities will be assimilated!

BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/N]

BorgDOS v6.0 - FORMAT C: [Y/Y] Resistance is futile.

Born Again Pagan

Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.

Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd

BOSS spelled backwards is double S-O-B.

Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.

Bought a decaffeinated coffee table; You can't even see a difference.

Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!

Boy, Deluxeý sure is QWK.

Boy, that's bad!!

Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

Boycott whaling? Then what will my cat eat?

Boys and girls, can you say BUGGY???

Boys from the end = Momci iz kraja

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Boys will be boys, and so will most middle-aged men.

Boze pravde, ti sto spase od propasti dosad nas . . .

Bozje zapovesti nisu za bogove.

BR> Pazi Gargamel! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mrzim PAZI!

BR> Ruka ruku mije, a pesnica bije.

Brain alloction error!

Brain damage? No thanx, I already have some

Brain fault - core dumped.

Brak je jedino samoubistvo koje crkva dozvoljava

Brak je ono sto dolazi POSLE zivota a PRE smrti !

BREAKFAST.COM Halted . . . Cereal Port Not Responding.

Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore . . . .

Breast Fed: A female FBI agent.

Brena je Brena, al' dvaput je dvaput!

Brian Mulroney for UN Secretary General!

Bright *and* early? Er, no. Pick.

Bright and Early - choose one

Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!

Bring order to your life . . . use random numbers.

Brooklyn " ― the Fertile Crescent of Civilization

Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP

Brought to you by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup; yummm

Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages

Br„ ¤ d m‘g‚¨ " th†¤ks, ¡ †lr‚†d h v‚ s§m‚.

BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.

BTW: Between The Words

BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, but maybe not.

BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.

BTW: This is the 386 version!

Bubble, Bubble . . . Am I too late to jump the ship ??

Bud said, 'Let there be lite' and there was Lite.

Budala koja pomuze jarca, nadje i nekog kome proda mleko !

Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.

Budi samozavisan i garantovano ces uspeti!

Bug What Bugs?, those are features

Bugs Are Sons of Glitches!

BUM: Say, mister, can you spare a dollar?

Bumbo: A jumbo bimbo.

Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!

Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.

Burek je bolji od zene: ne vristi kad ga seces.

Bush/Quayle ERROR: Division of zero by zero.

But after you have gone, I'll still have chocolate.

But, boss, this IS part of my job!

But Englishmen detest a siesta.

But enough about me. What do YOU think about me?

But have you tried PRUNES?

But I DID read the manual . . .

But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!

But I forgot all about the Memory Conference!!

But I'm feeling much better now!

But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!

But not when the news is on . . .

But, officer, I was only going ONE way!

But, officer, weren't none of us driving, . . . we was all in the back seat!

But probably quite unable to drink the coffee . . .

But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before . . .

But the future is always uncertain." Tharn

But, wait! There's more!

But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?

But which one is the fatherboard?

Butterfliers are free

Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster.

Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right.

Buy her a bikini and watch her beam with delight.

Buy or try Mustang Software; you gotta be kidding.

Buysexual? Of course I'm Buysexual. Buy me this, buy me that, pretty soon I get sexual.

By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.

By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut

By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.

"BYTE ME" ― "BYTE ME" ― "BYTE ME" ― "BYTE ME"

C:\> XALL ECHO Y|DEL *.* <ÄÄÄ

C:\> XALL ECHO Y|DEL *.* ÄÄÄ

C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^

C:\COMM\BWAVE\WOMAN.TAG

C:\ONGRTSWI.N95 (Apple Inc.)

C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS95>

C A U T I O N - I drive the same way you do.

C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found

C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed

C ERROR #009: FATAL! Portable code found

C ERROR #029: Well! I'm impressed

C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

C Thomas favorite song: I Found my Thrill on Anita Hill

C'est la vie.

© 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society ™

(C) Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL' . . .

(C) Fatal ERROR #69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL' . . .

C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.

C++ - The language in which only friends can access your private members.

CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..

Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga

Caches to caches, DOS to DOS . . .

Caffeine - the ultimate debugging tool

Cal 9 1752' - you know you want to

((((((((California does have its faults))))))))

California Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! . . . Film at 11

Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner.

Call me if you need my phone number!

Call waiting", great if YOU have two friends

Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard . . .

Camels have wet dreams too.

Camera bugs always know where to light!

Camping happily with JABBER and COMMO.

Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: It Found Me!

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Can elephants fly?

Can Harrison Ford the river?

Can he resist the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button?- Announcer

Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?

Can I call you Ms. Dos?

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??

Can leap speeding bullets in a single bound.

Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.

Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm . . .

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Can you find the mispelled word in hear?

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?

Can you tell I need more tag lines?

Can YOU fly?

Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SysOp.EXE not loaded

Can't have everything. Where the hell would you put it all?

Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!

Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!

Cana-DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (O)k, eh! (N)o way! (B)eauty!

Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?

Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (Y/N)

Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?>

Canadian DOS Prompt - EH?>

CanaDOS - EH?:\>

CANADOS: Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser!

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.

Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

Captain Comic II - Fractured Reality

Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater!

Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos.

Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.

Carpe Diem!

Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master!!!

Carpenters are just plane folks

Castration City = Skoplje

Castration takes balls.

Catch the Blue Wave!

Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?

Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.

Cause I'm a man with a mission . . . a boy with a gun . . . .

Cause of Death: CRC ERROR

Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.

Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!*" Yakko/Wakko/Dot

Caution: Blown Brain At Work!

Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Caution: PET XING

Caution: SysOp under pressure!

CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication . . .

CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE

Caution! Sensitive SysOp - DO NOT offend !!!! :->

Caution! SysOp under pressure!

CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE.

Ceci n'est pas une tagline

Cekajuci Godoa, propustismo i najbolje godine.

Celebrate your freedom: Read a banned book.

Celery farmers play the stalk market.

Celibacy is *NOT* an inherited characteristic.

Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.

Celibacy is not hereditary

Celog §ivota odvajam od usta da bih ulagao u stomak!

Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.

Cereal port 1 error . . . . . . . . .

Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found!

Certified to serve!

CGA is the pallete from hell

çh-$ ç†g -üŠ m|ë‰ âím âä‡ CTRL ‡ ‰ë CTRL ‡ " ― ‡h†â ›çäâ$

çh-$ ¡s CTRL é CTRL â ç G -üî ü ëâ–g .

çh-$ ¡s CTRL é CTRL â ç G -üî îü€â CTRL žîë

Chaos, panic, & disorder . . . .my work here is done.

Char *)lie = "brown";

Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.

Charles likes people to see his brain . . .

Chaste makes waste.

Chat Mode - SysOp Here, You have 30 seconds!

Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. KILROY LIVES.

Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire . . .

Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.

Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.

Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.

Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.

Children have more need of models than of critics.

Children Learn What They Live!

Children: Most common sexually transmitted disease.

Children: The most common sexually transmitted disease.

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire . . .

Chocolate = Heaven. Fudge = God.

Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou . . .

Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.

Chocolate is a serious thing.

Chocolate is my religion

Chocolate, it's not just for doughnuts anymore.

Chocolate makes me human.

Chocolate Moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.

Chocolate: The other major food group.

Christmas Carol' with a K?

CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!

çh‹ ‹ CTRL "šâ m"ëîM é ëâšg

çh‹s ‹ CTRL "šâ m"ëîM é ëâšgs

CIA Motto: In God we trust, all others we polygraph.

Cik emuliraj ovo, PowerPC!

Cim brod potone, mi g . . . proglasimo z . . . podmornicu!!!

Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.

CircuitNet, the MAIL of the future, here now!

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Civilization: Biggest syntax error in history!

Clap on!" (clap, clap) "Clap off!" (clap@#&$NO CARRIER

Clarence Thomas' favorite song: I Found my Thrill on Anita Hill

Clark Kent is a transvestite.

Class I like: public Sex { \

Class Structure is as Artificial as Plastic

Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus

Clean unoffensive tag lines for all

Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed, " in the dictionary.

Clear as mud

Click . . . click . . . click . . . damn, out of taglines!

Clinical studies show there are no answers.

(Cloaked tagline] " "

Clones are people Two!!!

Close the door and the light stays on!

CO-SysOp - The Invention Factory - NYC

COBOL . . . (C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck

COBOL: (n.) an old computer language, designed to be read and not run. Unfortunately, it is often run anyway.

COBOL can be cured with early detection!

COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods

COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)

COBOL.. . . . (C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck

Cocaine - the thinking man's Dristan.

Code code code code eat code code code sleep code code . . .

Coders, the only men in the world who brag their's is smaller and faster.

COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat (F)reak out.

COFFEE.COM not found. SysOp asleep.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.

Cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments

Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.

COLDBEER.CAN not found, SysOp not loaded

COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage.

Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.

College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.

College is just High School with ashtrays.

Com to keyb

Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!

Come to mummy . . ." takkatakkatakkatak! (S.Weaver clone in Aliens XIX)

Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers

Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo

Coming soon to a BBS near YOU!

Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!

Coming soon ― TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!

Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign

Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r

Commie 1-Liner Ninja Consultant & Short-Order Cook

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Committee ― a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.

Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain

Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all . . .

Common sense isn't.

Common Sense Isn't So Common

Communication . . . without it, everyone's a mushroom.

Company policy on shooting oneself in the foot. 1. Place foot in mouth. 2. Insert head into anus. 3. Rest gun muzzle in navel. 4. Pull trigger.

Compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!

Compiler error 0001: Stupid mistake!

Compiling . . . Linking . . . Dialing Copyright Lawyer . . .

Complaints? Write them here legibly [ ] <-

Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.

Compulsive lying aside, I don't have a single fault.

Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!

Computer Marketing & Consults ― Stay Clear!!

Computer missing, notify SysOp!

Computer Science: Solving today's problems tomorrow.

Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware.

Computer users take more strokes.

Computer Virus: Let me trim the F.A.T. from your disk.

Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WANTED ― Some Assembly Required.

COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.

Computers also eliminate spare time.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Computers can never replace human stupidity.

Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.

Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)

Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.

Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's

Conan The Microsoftian!

Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking

Concordia parvae res crescunt, discordia maximae dilabuntur.

CONDOME.SYS not found. Loading AIDS.COM

Condominiums are not effective birth control.

Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.

ConEd - made in the U.S.A

Conference Host, Running & Being

Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.

Confuse People: Quote From The Wrong Message

Confused ? Try Using EDLIN w/ EZ-Reader !

Confused Now? ― Try EdLin With Deluxeý . . .

CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!

CONNECT 2400 ARQ V.34

CONNECT or BUSY, question is now . . .

Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network!

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Consciousness error. Wait for all brain activity to stop.

Considering how Tim Horton died, should we eat Timbits?

Constant tinkering buggers things up

Constants aren't; variables don't.

Constipated Pakleds: We look for things, things to make us go.

Continental Breakfast: Roll in bed with honey

(Continued from last message] sex [continued in next message]

Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable opportunity.

Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.

Control-ALT-Delete thyself

Core error ― bus dumped.

Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action . . . .TRUE!!

Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty.

Cos ( + á) = cos cos á - sin sin á

Cos - cos á = -2 sin ( ( + á):2) sin ( ( - á):2)

Cosmetologists give make-up exams

CoSysOp, Thunderbolt BBS - 1.5 gig online, HST

CoSysOp, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time

CoSysOp, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more

CoSysOp Wanted: Must have good oral skills.

Could I interest you in some fine imported tikis?

Coup de grace ― French for lawnmower?

Covek se ili uci dok je ziv ili ne zivi dugo.

Cover me. I'm going to change lanes.

Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!

Cowboys! . . . bring em home to play, and the next thing you know, they've got both boots planted firmly on the ceiling!

Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02

Cranial Input ERROR: Line Status Register 02

Crazier than a bag of hammers

Credit card holder ― Member of the debt set

Creditor: A man who has a longer memory than a debtor.

Crime does not pay . . . as well as politics.

Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress!

Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs . . . God, I love Washington, D.C.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

Criminal: One who gets caught.

Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.

Crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless.

Cruising at 14, 400 bps V42bis ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ>

CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!

CRUISING: 56kbps modem and 0.5 kbps fingers!

Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?

Cry *squeak* and let loose the ferrets of war!

Cthulhu Calls ― using MCI

Cthulu Saves . . . in case he's hungry later!

Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message

CTRL ><ALT><DEL> to continue ->" . . . . . . . . .

Cu to sve da skinem, slozim i vratim ti celu moju bazu tagova.

CU&Pozdrav Heechee

Cud je zenska, smijesna rabota

Curds are whey out.

Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!

Cure for postal strikes: mail them their strike pay.

Cure for spurned lovers: broken heart surgery.

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got him with the mower.

Curiosity formatted the cat.

Custom is the law of fools.

Cut and paste I've got to learn how to

Cuvajte mi Jugoslaviju! Nagradicu vas pokrajinom.

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.

ç× CTRL Ž¥sw CTRL â çí ‹ CTRL , ç× CTRL ¥-v CTRL âs CTRL , CTRL ¥d îv CTRL â ç×-¥g ‹

ç™™ Ú¿–€ ¿ $îx CTRL ôôî›ç$ CTRL ™šr î î$¡g ¿ç . . . .

D :O : ( ;) 8) B) :> :P :S :B :] :/ <- red za cigare

D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia

(D)inner not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza

Da bi startovali Exces udjite u Prozor. Cangrrrrr . . .

Da bog postoji na crkvama ne bi bilo gromobrana

Da Bog postoji, crkve ne bi imale gromobrane!

Da je moj Fica konj, odavno bih ga ubio.

Da li je OS/2 samo polovina operativnog sistema?

Da nismo 'etnicki' ociscenji svedoce i razne bolestine.

Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.

Dad, who is General Failure, and why is he reading my C drive?

Daddy, what does "Formatting drive c:" mean?

Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean?

Daddy, what does FORMAT C: mean?

Daddy, what does this little red butt&᳨ NO CARRIER

Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER

Daddy? What's this little red button for?

Dady. What does Seek Error Track 0 Not Found mean?

Dady. What does Seek ERROR Track 0 Not Found mean?

Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly

Dahlmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food.

Dain bramaged.

Dame hocete li gore ili dole ? - Liftboy.

Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%‘#!°»

Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?

Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby!

Damn, I dropped the toothpaste, she said, crestfallen

Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!

Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.

Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds.

Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever.

Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers

DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead . . . hide wallet.

Danger! Danger! Obscure 1960's reference! Danger!

DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.

DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.

DANGER! Human at keyboard!

Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions

Dangerous tagline . . . . . . . . . . . KA-BOOM!!

Dark is faster than light, otherwise you would see it.

Dark of the job = Taman posla

Darn my h nî iüä ‹s n -s CTRL -

Darn. I thought SysOping was a hobby.

Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat.

Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?

Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave . . . DAVE!

Dawn crept silently across the yard . . . searching for her car keys.

Day++; dollar" ― ;

Deadlines amuse me.

Dear Santa: All I want is a copy of your list of naughty girls.

Death cures cancer.

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.

Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my love child.

Deca se prave glavom, a ne onim shto svaka budala ima.

Decaffeinated coffee? What is the point?

Decisions terminate panic

Defend the right to keep and arm bears!

Define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" (Shakespeare)

Define QUESTION { ( (ýb) || ! (ýb)) } - Shakespeare

Define ROSE any_other_name

DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.

DEFINE Guts " ― > Putting the name "SysOp" in your twit fil

Definition of Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS!

Definition of Terror: Ensign Ro with PMS.

DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out!

Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza?

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Democracy is the counting of heads, regardless of the contents.

Democrats cut red tape . . . .LENGTHWISE

Dentist: he lives from hand to mouth.

Depart in pieces. . . . i.e., Split.

Department meeting in 3 minutes

Desk: a large wastebasket with drawers and a phone.

Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers

Desperate times call for cheap shots.

Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.

DESQview does Windoze.

DESQview: No hourglass required!

DESQview: The Faster Multitasker

DESQview: Windex for Windows

DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good. . . . NOT!

Dete je naslo kutiju sibica. I bi svetlost!!!

Detour: The roughest distance between two points.

Devojke su kao lubenice - najsladje su u sredini!

Dew is the tears which the stars weep.

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.

Dick Brennick - Belmont, Massachusetts

Did I just step on someones toes again??

Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said

Did PeeWee and Justice Thomas abuse their staff?

Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?

Did someone say sex?

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?

Did you expect to find words of wisdom here?

Did you hear about the SysOp who died? ― She had a terminal illness!

?yas eh d'tahW. ?mih raeh uoy diD

Did you know that rats can't vomit?

Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?

Did you receive a proper socialist education?

Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??

Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton?

Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium." <WHACK!> Repeat as necessary.

Diet? Just eschew what you would chew!

Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.

Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys

Difficult? I wish it had been impossible!

Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces.

Dinner Not Ready . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza

Diogenes is still searching.

Dios tarda pero no olvida.

Dip it in chocolate, it'll be fine.

Diplomacy: First listen to the sermon, THEN eat the missionary.

Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock

Diplomacy: the art of letting someone have your way.

Diplomacy: the Vaseline of political intercourse.

Diplomacy: the patriotic lying for one's country.

Diplomat - What -not- to call Knuckles Lomat.

Diplomatija je primirivanje protivnika dok ne nadjes top.

Dipping in white chocolate will make almost anything edible.

Dirty boulevard in co.

Disaster is the only thing I can depend on . . . .

Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact or fact are transmission errors.

Discover all unpredictable errors before they occur.

Discover New Horizons . . . along your road to success..

Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.

Disk Crash: (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill innocent bystandards

Disk Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)egotiate release of disk?

Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct

Disk ERROR on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct

Disk not in drive B: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)uicide

Disk write error, please drop dead . . .

Disneyland: a people trap operated by a mouse.

DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE

Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.

DIVORCE =system ("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );

Dizi se iz mog groba!:)

Djole je moj drug, jel' tako Djole? . . . Djole?

Djubre na vezi dobili smo ljubaznoscu PTT kompanije Srbije

Djubre na vezi dobili smo ljubaznoscu PTT Srbije.

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

Do brown cows give chocolate milk?

Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?

Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?

Do I believe in the Bible? Yes I've seen one.

Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do it with style

Do married women make the best wives?

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps.

Do not disturb. Already disturbed.

Do not operate machinery while reading this tag

Do not pay any attention to this.

Do not read beyond this line.

Do not remove this tagline under pain of death 8- (

Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.

Do not remove under penalty of law.

Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.

Do not write on walls - use a typewriter.

Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.

Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)

Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!

Do NOT throw water on this Bitch!

Do nuns really have any bad habits?

Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????

Do random acts of kindness and beauty.

Do some people know when they're full of crap? Do you?

Do sorority girls need beta testers?

Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde?? {Not exactly!!} :-)

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.

Do you C my point?

Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all in this establishment?

Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?

Do you know what a virgin dreams of? I thought not.

Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?

Do you love me for my brain or my baud?

Do you mind, if we dance wif yo dates . . . .

Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend . . .

Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a SysOp. ;)

Do Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation?

DO NOT look in laser with remaining eye!

DO NOT soak me up with honey please!

Dobar ovaj ARJ- bolje Zipuje

Dobra vila mi je ispunila tri zzelje . . . trecci put stvarno nisam mogao.

Doc! all I ever think of is sex. RX buy a computer

Docendo discimus.

Docs . . . I don't need no stinkin' docs!

Docs, oh yeah, that's what you use to wipe up coffee spills.

Docs? Why would I want to look at Docs. Nurses are better

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes

Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.

Documentation is for people who can read. No one you know.

Documentation is for people who can't read.

Documentation - The worst part of programming.

Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?

Does a SysOp have to call himself to read his mail?

Does anybody actually read Taglines?

Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Does it mean something that the AT&T logo look like the Death Star?

Does it really matter if he said he is Batman

Does it really matter which cola I drink?

Does killing time harm eternity?

Does lipo-suction work on a FAT table?

Does that help at all?

Does the 'Little Mermail' wear an algebra?

Does the early worm deserve the bird???

Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?

Does the name "Marie LaVeau" rmean nothing to ya?

Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?

Does your dog bite?

Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.

Doing it the hard way is always easier.

Doing well by doing good . . .

Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.

Dok je nasla sta je trazila, izgubila je sta je imala.

Dok su Srbi imali gusle, svet nije ni cuo za kompjuter

$$$$$$$ not found . . . (A)bort, (R)efinance, or (D)eclare Bankrupcy

Dollars and sense should go together

Dollars cannot buy yesterday.

Don't ask me Bill, . . . call your Social Worker!

Don't ask me ― I'm making this up as I go!

Don't ask why, just do it.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here . . . 8-)

Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.

Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS! Try today's OS/2!

Don't be hesitant. Digital electronics can smell fear.

Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've co

Don't believe anything you read, especially tags

Don't blame me . . . I didn't do it!

Don't blame me . . . it's San Andreas' fault.

Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus!

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS . . .

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

Don't even think of putting a tagline here.

Don't even try to play 'stupid' with me, . . . I'm much better at it!

Don't force it, use a bigger hammer

Don't give me that HUNGRY look!

Don't hang up! I LOVE YO*>$#& NO CARRIER

Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!

Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator . . . I'll go back on topic . . . I swear!

Don't judge a book by its movie

Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them.

Don't just DO something, STAND THERE!

Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam

Don't lay devil = Ne lezi vraze

Don't let me get too deep.

Don't Let Deanna Drive.

Don't look conspicuous. It draws fire.

Don't look Ethyl . . . It was too late.

Don't matter what side it lands on if it's someone else's dime.

Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards . . .

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to piss-off the SysOp.

Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.

Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.

Don't overtax yourself; that's the Government's job.

Don't overtax yourself; the Government hates competition.

Don't panic . . . it's only a virus ÝÝÝÝ

Don't pay no 'tention to the gitar, there.

Don't play stupid with me . . . I'm better at it!

Don't register Microsoft products, delete them!

Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp.

Don't reply to inappropriate messages, let the SysOp do it.

Don't Run People's Lives for Them

Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour.

Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!

Don't smoke dope, fry your hair!

Don't steal . . . Politicians hate competition.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!

Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros.

Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!

Don't take life to seriously, it's not permanent.

Don't think a doubled message comes further!

Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.

Don't touch the tape inside!

Don't Touch That Phone . . . I'm On The Mode+^%$# (*@

Don't Touch That Phone . . . I'm On The Mode^%$# (*@ (* NO CARRIER

Don't try to confuse me with the facts!

Don't try to confuse me with facts!

Don't underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of mag tapes

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Don't use a simple word when a complex convoluted run-on paragraphical sentence will suffice.

Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.

Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!

Don't worry, be dead.

Don't worry, be happy.

Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo

Don't worry, I'm go‹ng t" bƒckup t•d

Don't worry, I'm go‹ng t" bƒckup t•d† -!- ÍÍÍ

Don't worry the next message will be better!

Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.

Don't you hate boring taglines?

DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!

DON'T READ THIS!!!

DON'T throw away your 2 dollar words. I collect them!

DON'T throw away your 2› words. I collect them!

Dorothy, we're not in Kansas. . . . Toto! You can speak!

Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!

Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.

DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 2.0

DOS = Doesn't Operate Swiftly

DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:

DOS family: Female: MS-DOS Doc.: DR-DOS Engineer: PC-DOS

DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0

DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck

DOS is your PC. Windows is your PC on drugs. Any Questions?

DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse

DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename" . . .

DOS Perot: You boot it, it then decides if it will run.

DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!

DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk!

DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS!

DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir

DOS Tip : Don't use DOS.

DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file.

DOS, Windows, and OS/2: The Three Kludges

DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something . . .

DOS=HIGH" Hmm, I knew it was on something

DOSSHELL-Where you go for gas when DOSCHEVRON is closed.

Double your drive space! Delete windows!

DoubleSpace Compressed itself out of DOS 6.21

Doubt is the root of education, not faith.

Down with the categorical imperative!

Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)

Downtime ― Coffee breaks, lunch, or Friday mentality in the office.

DR-DOS, the much better DOS than DOS.

Dragons love you . . . Dipped in chocolate!

Dragons - the ORIGINAL flying toasters!

Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.

Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.

Draw your salary before spending it.

Dreaded words : hard di?k failure

Drink 'till she's cute.

Drink is the answer . . . . I don't remember the question.

Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why . . .

Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where . . .

Drive A: not responding . . . Formating C: instead

Drive C: ERROR, (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cre+

Drive C: ERROR, (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream

Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it!

Drive Offensively!

Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.

Drop a conference??? are you kidding or what?

Drop me a line . . . anytime!

Drop your carrier . . . We have you surrounded!

Drop your carrier or the SysOp gets it!

Drugs, crime, sex, money . . . Congress is great, ain't it?

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

Drzi ga u saci, jer su intimni.

DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz . . .

DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZzzzZZZzz

DU.S. SUPREME COURT

Duct tape is like The Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Dug prema istoriji je manji od duga prema buducnosti

Duh. it's called the "interweb" now.

Dulce bellum inexpertis.

Dumb luck beats sound planning every time

Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!

DURACELL.BAT arced. SysOp is shocked!

Durians, real fruits for real people.

During sex I fantasize I'm someone else.

DV Tree ==> Turbocharged DESQview

Dva najcesca elementa u Galaksiji - vodonik i glupost.

Dva ortaka muvaju ribu, jednom ide drugom scsi . . .

Dve glave *vrede* vise od jedne, ali, zao mi je, kolega . . .

Dy (3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2

Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.

Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file

Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!

Dyslexia rules KO.

Dyslexic Atheists believe there is no Dog.

Dyslexics have more fnu

Dyslexics of the world . . . UNTIE!

E, je*'ga . . .

E, jes da je ovaj DX4/100 spor . . .

E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!

E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!

E's not really the Messiah! 'E's just a very naughty boy!

Each day a day goes by.

Each succeeds in reaching the goal by a different method.

Eagles may soar, but weasels are seldom sucked into jet engines.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.

/Earth: device full

Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.

Earth is full. Go home.

Earth: mostly harmless.

"Earth was not Earth before her sons appeared."

Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust . . . .

Easy credit terms available . . ." Satan

Easy Does It. But Do It

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway . . .

Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.

Eat yogurt and get cultured

Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.

Ed.: So I lied. What's your point?]

Edge and Police Wagon = Ivica i Marica

Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.

"Ee ah wor 'ungry-like!" "Ah, hungry!"

ééé . . . îxÂîü³}î|} CTRL $<³³!!

Eek!

Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.

Eh, jos kad bi dvojniku crk'o modem . . .

Eine chobanche !!!!

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Either lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!

Ekskluzivna slika jetija na 10000 m " ― >.< " ―

ELECELLERATION: Pressing an elevator button a lot to speed it up.

Electrician ― Person who wires for money

Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.

Ello . . . I'd like to buy an argument.

"Ello!" "did you just say hello?" "No! I said 'ello! - but it's close enough!"

ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!

Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.

En boca cerrada no entran moscas.

Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt

Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.

Enjoy Yourself Because You Can't Change Anything Anyway

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . .

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.

EOG: I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse.

EOG: You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?

Epigram: Ada is the 400-pound gorilla of programming languages.

Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.

Epoch: the sound made by a hen

Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses.

Erare Pentium est!

"Ere, is that rat tart?" "Yes." "Disgusting!"

"Ere we are . . . Cockroach Cluster!"

"Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!"

Eric, what does 'Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?

Erotic: Using a goose feather. Kinky: Using the whole goose.

Erotica is what turns me on. Pornography is what turns you on. Obscene is what turns them on.

(Erotika, blago nama:)

Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it

Error $2#5 - Redundancy error. Please see Error $2#5.

Error ** Unable to insert witty tagline.

Error: BBS Halted.

Error: CPU not found

Error finding COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!

Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Error LPT1 not found . . . use backup - PENCIL & PAPER

Error: missing RAM, ROM, BIOS, CPU . . .

Error: missing SysOp, SysAdm, SysMod . . .

Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.

Error - Operator out of memory!

Error reading FAT Table . . . Try Skinny one? (Y/N)

Error - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrup

Error writing drive C. Check to insure if you have Cyrix CPU.

Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working . . .

ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it

ERROR $2#5 - Redundancy error. Please see ERROR $2#5.

ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.

ERROR #0000: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE

ERROR #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):

ERROR #0006: Bad or missing SysOp - FREE files in all areas

ERROR #0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware

ERROR #0014: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER

ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)

ERROR #0054: Computer needs propane refill.

ERROR #0076 - Check nut on keyboard

ERROR #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.

ERROR #0101: Dangerous short between keyboard and floor.

ERROR #0103: No keyboard. << Hit any key to continue>>

ERROR #0141: Too many errors.

ERROR #0144: Bit bucket overflow.

ERROR #019F: Out of taglines.

ERROR #0216: Tagline out of paper

ERROR #0241: Tagline base empty!

ERROR #0256: Programmer Deleted.

ERROR #0301: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to resume.

ERROR #0398: The author moved to another state; you'll never find him.

ERROR #1462: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/Y)

ERROR #1511: Brain Offline

ERROR #23AF: Sector not found; Search behind couch?

ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience!

ERROR #34BB: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?

ERROR #4817: CPU not found

ERROR #57> Please report this error to tagline support.

ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline

ERROR #75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX?

ERROR #A006: Malicious error. Windows found on drive.

ERROR #75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX?

ERROR - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working . . .

ERROR: BBS Halted.

ERROR: CPU not found

ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!

ERROR finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.

ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER

ERROR: missing RAM, ROM, BIOS, CPU . . .

ERROR: missing SysOp, SysAdm, SysMod . . .

ERROR opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.

ERROR - Operator out of memory!

ERROR reading FAT Table . . . Try Skinny one? (Y/N)

ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrup

ERROR writting drive C. Check to insure if you have Cyrix CPU.

ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SysOp.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Errr, . . . this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo.

Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.

Eschew Obfuscation . . .

Escort GT - An oxymoron

Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system

Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying . . .

EUNUCHS UNITE . . . You have NOTHING to lose!!

Eureka!!! I found another "feature"!

Evangelists do more than lay people, not a lot more, but still . . .

Eve, what's a headache? -Adam

Even a fat man can find himself by reaching with his hand!

Even a noseless dog can stink.

Even a philosopher gets upset with a toothache.

Even a small star shines brightly in the dark

Even bad sex is better than no sex.

Even in my fantasies I have no idea what Mikey's talking about.

Even Programers need a "bit" of love

Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!

Even the blind can see money.

Even the chocolate manhole covers taste good.

Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.

Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs.

Even the lion has to protect himself against flies.

Even the sonic screwdriver won't get you out of this one.

Even this shall pass away . . .

Ever caught yourself reading taglines and not the msgs?

Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?

Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was his?

Ever since he was sedused by that bimbo slut whoar Alice.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Ever wanted to download pizza?

Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?

Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

Every Achievement Requires a Sacrifice

Every child should be given the desire to learn.

Every crowd has a silver lining.

Every day is starting to look like Monday . . .

Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.

Every little BYTE helps

Every minute seems like . . . 60 SECONDS!!!

Every morning is the dawn of a new error . . .

Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours . . .

Every person constructs their own bed of nails.

Every person gets to heaven in their own way.

Every person is the architect of their own fortune.

Every picture tells a lie.

Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales.

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Every sperm is Sacred!

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again.

Every time I make ends meet, they move the ends.

Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.

Everyone has a photographic memory, but only a few have film.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion . . . FREE!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me . . .

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.

Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!

Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!

Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

Everything changes except change itself.

Everything else is just fiction.

Everything I said is clear as mud???

Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.

Everything is just a thing

Everything is permitted . . . Nothing is forbidden

enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE

Everything is just chemistry! ®

Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.

Everything that's Interesting Is New

Everything You Know Is Wrong

Everything Fun, is Illegal, Immoral, and/or Fattening

Everywhere is an LD call from here.

Evidence of evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0

Evil is just Live, spelt backwards.

Evnusima su ostavljali jezik !

Ewes not fat, ewes fluffy.

Excess is never enough.

!" exclaimed Tom.

Excuse me . . . just what chicken and which road were you talking about?

Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.

Excuse me if I sound bitter . . . . I taste that way too

Excuse me, is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Excuse me while I whip this out!

Execute EMERGENCY PLAN B!

Exercise before kinky sex . . . be fit to be tied.

Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot.

Exhibitionists love Windows

Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window . . . GIF at 11

Explosive when wet

Exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids

Expressing Anger Is Necessary

EZ come . . . EZ go SLMR come . . . He stay!

EZReader Tagline@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded!

F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng

F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!

F.L.W's "thar ain't no injuns for 100 miles" G.A.C

F=TAGLINES.DAT

Faber: Knowledge is good!

Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.

Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents.

Fahrvergn CTRL kie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your copy of Windows

Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.

Faire DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, M'Lord! _

Fake SPEED's Censor %%%% %%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%%

False hope is nicer than no hope at all.

Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.

Familiarity breeds children.

Farfignewton . . . the cookie of the stars

Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"

Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..

Fartvergn'gen - The pleasure of breaking wind.

dniw gnikaerb fo erusaelp eht..neg'ngrevtraF

Fartvergnugen.. the pleasure of breaking wind naked!

!dekan dniw gnikaerb fo erusaelp eht . . . negungrevtraF

Fasten your seatbelt - I want to try something.

Faster, faster foolish modem! <crack!> . . . oh, well

Faster than a tall building. Taller than speeding bullet!

Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life.

Fat: Gravitationally Enhanced.

Fat heads, lean brains.

Fat: Person of Size.

FAT = Circumferentially ENHANCED.

FAT Table: File Allocation Table table

Fatal Database ERROR #10070: <SysOp> late for work

Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.

Fatal ERROR #0069: Echo sex posted to 'ALL' . . .

Fatal Logic ERROR - Engage (B)rain and (R)etry

FATAL ERROR #1070: SysOp late for work

FATAL ERROR #1071: SysOp BANKRUPT

Fax is stranger than fiction.

Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!

FDIV bug? Nije to nista! Da vidis tek sta se desava kada pokusas da

Fear not, for I have given you authority

Fearing Furious Fire Goddesses, Wielding Blunt Spits . . .

Features - just say no! (found in sig of: Andy Glew, glew@ichips.intel.com, Intel Corp., M/S JF1-19)

Features should be discovered, not documented!

Feel free to interrupt me, at any time . . .

Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!

Feel lucky???? Update your software!

Feeling compressed ARJ you?

Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're built upside down!

Female programmers get their bits twiddled.

Feminizam: radikalno shvatanje da su i zene ljudi.

Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate.

Fetch hither the comfy chair!

Fflush and then wwash your hands.

Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.

Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.

Fifteenth,' said the March Hare.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Fight Global Cooling, burn a non-smoker TODAY!

Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!

Fight War, Not Wars!

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

Figure skating is better than chocolate!

File not found, but if you hum a few bars . . .

File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.

File not found. Use disk sander? (Y/N)

Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please!

Finally! I found the last bug . . . last bug . . . last bu{~*&%@&

Finally! I found the last bug..last bug..last bu{~*&%@&

Find out how many friends you have; rent a beach villa.

Find PrintPlus on Runway BBS, Conference 77 SSI

FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range.

Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.

Firmware: Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it

First Rule of Genetics: chastity is not hereditary.

First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Fishing in the tub & Sex for one: You never catch anything!

Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.

Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.

FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Flattery: Cologne water, . . . to smell but not swallow.

Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.

Flibble flibble wurble ga-goo boo. Na-na-ni ba-domanicarrot.

Flip it on and flip the others off.

Floating Point Almost The Right Answer)

Floggings will continue until morale improves

Floppy disk - A disk that flops

Floppy not responding ― formatting HDD!

Florence of Arabia ― femme fatale of the desert set

Flushing: a higher state of being

Flutterbyes are Bree!

Flying Blue Monkeys!!!

Follow that car, Godzilla, and step on it.

Follow your dream! Unless it's that one where you're at work in your underwear and there's a fire drill.

Fon f le corrup . Press " " to reforma HD or " " to res ore from backup

Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!

Fools and their money become popular quickly.

Fools rush in ― and get the best seats.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

For a good Prime, call: 29819592777931214269172453467810429868925511217482600306406141434158089

For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses

For all you do, this SCUD's for you.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

'For example' is not proof.

For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.

For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

For quick Pane relief, try OS/2.

For Sale, Braille dictionary . . . like new! . . . must see 2 appreciate!

For Sale: Dehydrated H2O - $14 per quart

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. Small stain.

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.

For the Gingrich's heart was two sizes too small.

For tomorrow I diet . . .

FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

FOR SysOp USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.

Force without mind falls by its own weight.

Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

Ford: (frontwards) Fix or Repair Daily

Ford and his Lizzy, kept the laughers busy

Ford: Found on Road Dying.

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily

FORD = Found On Road Dead

Forecast for tonight: Dark

Forescratch City = Zagreb

FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.

Forfuck = Zajebati

Forget Love, . . . I'd rather fall in Chocolate.

Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something . . .

Forget RTFM . . . , Phone the Author at home!

Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45)

Forget the computer! Where's my abacus??

Forget the dog; beware of owner.

Forget the Joneses. . . . I can't keep up with The Simpsons

Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR

Format C:<CR> . . . . . . OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!

Formating hard disk - press C to Cancel or C to Continue

Forrest Dahmer- People are like a box of chocolates. Yum!

Forrest Grump: Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!

Fortes fortuna adjuvat

Forty isn't old . . . . . . . . . if you're a tree.

Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?

Four hours is *my* limit for love and nonstop sex. >;->

"Four hours to bury a cat?" "Yes - it wouldn't keep still."

Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango alpha lima lima.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a download!" ― Rhett SysOp

Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!

FREE SLMR UPGRADES FOR AS LONG AS YOU OWN YOUR CAR

Freefall Sex: For those who perform well facing a deadline.

Freefall Sex: I bet @TOFIRST@ never tried it!

Freefall Sex: There are some folks who shouldn't use parachutes!

Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with @TOFIRST@?

Fri Nov 29 09:42:43 EST 1991

Friction is a drag.

Friction is a drag & Gravity Sucks!!

Friends are people who'll help you move. REAL friends are people who'll help you move BODIES.

Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx!

Friends don't let friends use Prodigy

Friends don't let friends use Windows.

Friends don't let friends vote republican.

Friends of Dorothy

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses

Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.

Frizirao sam PRIJATELJICU. Sada nosi mini val.

Frogs are smart. They eat what bugs them.

From a mind so twisted, it was actually sprained.

From Idaho: Cogito ergo spud. I think therefore I yam.

From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.

From the Children's Television Workshop.

From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.

From the land of graft and corruption!

From the SysOp's dirty mind . . . err, desk.

From Victoria, Jewel of the Pacific.

Fromfuck = Izjebati

Frontal lobotomy? No, just a bottle in front of me

Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!

Fund = give money; amentalism = mindlessness.

FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.

FURTHER!!!

G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie!

G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns . . .

Gajde + Nabori = Harmonika

Gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions!

"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"

Gary Trudeau for President!

GAS: Now with Video LaserDisk Rental Club Conference !

Gates' Law: The speed of software halves every eighteen months; the footprint, however increases in direct inverse proportion.

Gawd I love blondes.

Gazite mrave! Da mogu, gazili bi i oni vas . . .

Gde su ona lepa vremena kad je vazduh bio cist a seks prljav?

Gee, I love your approach. Lets see your departure.

Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS is that stupid!

Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister

Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.

Geneology: chasing your own tale.

Generic Brown Label Tagline

Generic Industry Standard Tagline

Generic Tagline

Generic Tagline, good for everyday use ==

Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user.

Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user.

Generic Tagline v5: [X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user.

Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.

Gentlemen: Start your debuggers . . .

Geologist ― Fault finder

George Armstrong Custer - inventor of the Arrow shirt!

George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'

Georgia REALLY sucks.

Geraldo Rivera - a genetic experiment gone bad?

German Army Motto: "Third Time Lucky"

German word for bra: stoppenzefloppen

German word for constipation . . . Farfrompoopin!

Get a free Shuggoth is every box of Sugar Coated Nyarlothopops!

Get back at your enemies, make'em a SysOp!

Get down and Modem the night away!

Get High, Get Stupid, Get Laid!

Get the shotgun. That'll learn 'em.

Get your kicks . . .

Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!

Getting a second chance is never a certainty.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Giant Blue Frogs!!! ― With Teeth!!!

Gibbons really was a nut?

Ginger was a bimbo . . .

Give, & you might receive. Take, and be sure of it

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler.

Give me a second . . . I'm thinking!!!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!

Give us more money, and we'll protect you better.

Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.

Given enough caffeine and chocolate I could rule the world..

Gledano kroz oreol, svaki svetac je - nula.

Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.

Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me.

Go ahead . . . MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!

Go ahead and swallow your pride; its zero calories

Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!

Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can be wrong.

Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.

Go Ahead . . . We're cleared for weird.

Go COWBOYS! And take the Rangers and Mavericks with you!

Go For It!

Go on, just hit me! . . . Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.

Go RANGERS! And take the Cowboys and Mavericks with you!

Go softly . . . .it's dark out there

GO MAVERICKS!! and please take the Rangers and Cowboys.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Going where no clusters have gone before.

Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event.

Golden rule: One who has the gold makes the rules.

Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility.

Golfer: A person who hits and tells.

Good . . . Bad . . . I'm The Guy With The Gun.

Good advice works best when the giver takes his own.

Good day for flying but bad day for landings.

Good Deeds Eventually Are Rewarded

Good, Fast or Cheap: Choose 2 of the 3.

Good government . . . Good government . . . Sit. . . . Stay.

Good greeeeef, what kind of tagline is that anyhow?

Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.

Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.

Good sex means being told "Stop and I'll Kill You!!!!

Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports calls do.

Good taste is the flower of good sense.

Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.

GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:

Got DOS 3.3? Downgrade to 4.01 TODAY!

Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!

Got the sex duh-rive . . . driving 'm mad . . .

Got to go, I think a SCUD just landed in my livingroom

Gotta have my Corn Pops . . .

Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.

Government Is a Burden on the People

Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management

Grafitti has changed deface of the nation.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer . . .

Grass is always greener over the cesspool

Grass Roots Agitation Is the Only Hope

Graveyards are full of the indispensable.

Gravity . . . It's not just a good idea. It's the law.

Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!

Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

GRAVITY: Not just a good idea ― its the law!

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Greed is good, greed works.

Grep..grep..grep . . . (Frog with UNIX stuck in its throat)

Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a SysOp.

Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!

Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Gubljenje vremena je znacajan deo ljudskog zivota.

GUI: Grab the User In-the-face

GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever!

Gun control is being able to hit your target

Gun control is hitting what you aim at.

Gun control: Keeping the muzzle pointed at the target.

Gun shop in tough neighborhood has back-to-school sales

Gunfight At The OK Corral In Morse Code.

Gunfighting Rule #1 - You must have a gun.

Guns don't kill people . . . , I KILL PEOPLE!

Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.

Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.

Guts: putting "SysOp" in your twit filter

Guts: putting the name "SysOp" in your twit filter

Guy sits at his computer and boots it. [ . . . ] while the computer is booting he looks at the monitor and thinks. The guy whispers to himself: "Damm, I forgot were I wanted to go today''; he closes his computer and goes to bed.

Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large!

H vŠ †ü CTRL mp§rtƒ¤t r"l . . . s . . . b†d Šx mpl‰. ´´´

H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?

H)elp! (H)elp! (H)elp!

H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE . . . it's politically correct . . .

Ha, ha, made you look!" ― John 3:16

Habanero. Much hotter.

Hackers do it with their fingers

Hackito ergo sum.

Hah! You're one too!

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa (oops!)

Haiku's inventor must have had seven fingers on his middle hand

HAL 9000: "you're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?"

HAL 9000: "Dave. . . Put down those Windows disks, Dave . . . DAVE!"

Half a loaf, is better than no rest at all!

Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0

Hamlet: Nesto je trulo u drzavi Danskoj, ali nikad ne bih ziv

Hams do it with more frequencies

Hands up! Said the laser printer.

Handspinners are twisted.

Happines is . . . CONNECT 28800/ARQ/HST/HST/MNP5

Happiness is Being A SysOp . . .

Happiness is no laughing matter.

Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.

Harass? No, her ass did nothing for me, but her tits . . . .

Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.

Hard Drive Crash . . . SysOp Strikes a Directory Tree.

Hard drives have gremlins! BEWARE!!

Hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch

Hard work has a future pay-off. Laziness pays off immediately.

Hard work never killed anyone yet, so why chance it?

Hardware: The part you kick.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Hardware: What you kick - Software: What you boot

HARDWARE: n. The part you kick.

Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare

Has anyone found my marbles?

Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!!

Has this conference been sprinkled?????

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!?!?!

Hasta la vista, . . . baby!

Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi -tatzu!

Have a good day today and a better day tommorow

Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!

Have a nice day.

Have I heard the 'Good News'? What? They found the body?

Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!

Have time to waste??? Get Windows 3.0

Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?

Have you got all the stuffing up one end?

Have you hugged a porcupine today?

Have you hugged a programmer today?

Have you hugged an electric fence today?

Have you hugged your computer lately?

Have you hugged your logic probe today?

Have you hugged your moderator today?

Have you hugged your motherboard today?

Have you hugged your SYSLOP today?

Have you hugged your SysOp today?

Have you said "THANKS" to your SysOp today?

Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.

Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-) [|~ (

Have you thanked your SysOp today? Fax him a Dopefish!

Have you uploaded clip art today?

Have you waxed your armadillo today?

Have You Hugged Your SysOp Lately?

Have You Paid Your Tagline Registration Tax?

Have You Seen Quasimoto - I Have A Hunch He's Back

Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA

Hawaii is as American as apple poi.

HD was formated: (I)nstallation , (K)ill your self ***

He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.

He bellows like a cow with someone standing on her tit.

He has a one bit brain with a parity error!

He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle . . .

He has too many lice to feel an itch.

He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.

He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.

He is almost a statesman. He lies well.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without.

He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.

He talks to his FARTS??

He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth

He was the kind of guy who would stand right up to Temptation, and then jump all over it.

He who dies with the most software WINS!

He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!

He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!

He who hesitates is last

He who hesitates is lunch

He who laughs last - didn't get the joke.

He who laughs last is at 300 baud.

He who laughs last is probably your boss!

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

He who laughs last probably made a backup!

He who talks too much, sadly, usually knows too little

He's a SOB ― but at least he's *our* SOB.

He's got all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.

He's not dead, he's always smelled that way.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed!

Heads up in Boise and Twin Falls. - Incoming Spuds!

Health is the slowest possible rate to die

Health, n.: The slowest possible way of dying.

Healthy, Wealthy and Wise ― And I Like It ®®®®®

Heard that the SysOp likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$ NO CARRIER

Heard the one about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.

Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.

Heim von dem verdamet Bytebrothers ÍÍÍÍÍ

Heisenberg may have been here.

Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a republican scorned.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned

Hell hath no pizza

Hell is kept warm with profane burners

HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!

Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose." LaCroix

Hello, I am part number ³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³

Hello, I'm not a .sig virus. Why don't you copy me into your own .sig?

Hello little boy, want some candy?

Hello little girl, want some candy?

Hello, Microsoft? Are there any problems with DOS?

Hello, my serial number is ºº ³ºÝºÝ³

Hello World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings . . . .

sgninraW 13 , srorrE 71 "!dlroW olleH" ²²²

Help, , , my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!

!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH

^&^Help!!!^&^ (*&^) My MNP &^%is &^%dead!!!&^%! ""* (&e Tag

Help me look, please? I've lost my damn innocence again.

Help me Mr. Wizzard!!!

Help me! Can't find Any Key To Continue!

Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

Help stamp out philatelists.

Help stampout 'smart mouthed' SysOps!

Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!

Help the economy . . . buy something here !!

Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in?

HELP, HELP, the paranoids are after me.

HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!

11-XAV eht edisni deppart am I !pleH

HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.

Help! I'd dial 911 but can't find the eleven on the dial.

Help! I'm modeming . . . and I can't hang up!!!

Help! I've fallen and can't get up.

Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!

!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH

Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!

HELP! I've crashed . . . AND I CAN'T BOOT UP!

HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up!

HELP! My hard drive crashed and I can't boot up

Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die

!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH

Help!!!^&^ (*&^) My MNP &^%is &^%dead!!!&^%! ""* (&e Tag

HELPME!iCAN'TFINDMYsPACEbARANDcAPSlOCKkEYS

Helpmeican'tseemtofindmyspacebarorshiftkey

Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!

Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.

Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast.

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty . . . SPROINGGGGGGGG

Here Kitty, Kitty, . . . ; Here Kitty, Kitty, . . . ; Here Kitty, Kitty, . . . ; WHOMPPPPPP!

Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!

Here, there . . . . . . and everywhere . . .

Here this is a Balkan, dream land.

Here today, dawn tomorrow.

Here's a quarter, call somebdoy who gives a damn!

Here's Looking At You, Kid

Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Hero-worship: Idol gossip.

Hexcalibur, the sword of hackers. OÍÍ Í0123456789ABCDEFÍÄ

Hey asshole . . . cut out the FUCKing profanity!

Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?

Hey, imp!" shouted Vlad, the imp hailer.

Hey Jim, Are we there yet?

Hey, Laser-lips! Your mama was a snowblower!

Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!

Hey Rocky - watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat!

Hey, there's no "ANY" key on this keyboard!

Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!

Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!

Hey Wally! Come look at this.

Hey, what's that beeping noise? Where's that smoke comi

Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!

Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking = Hej, zica, zica,

HEY ROCKY, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat

Hey! Don't pick up that pho× »'ች ç NO CARRIER

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?

HEY!!! This Door is begining to stick, GET THE SANDPAPER!

Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!

Hi Magic, have you met my friend CJ?

Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!

Hi. My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free.

Hi. You have just entered the fourth dimension. Small isn't it?

(hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My computer is drunk . . .

Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

Higher Brain malfunction due to lack of sleep and no coffee.

Higher Versions mean more bugs found . . .

HIGhEr bRAiN FUnCtiON ERROr . . . . . . inSERt COFfEe.

HIJERARHISKA LJESTVICA: BOG PA SRBI!!!

Hindsight is an exact science.

Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide . . .

Hire teenagers while they still know everything.

Hire the morally handicapped, they're more fun to be with!

His face was filled with broken commandments.

History repeats itself because nobody listens

Hit <ALT-H> to take IQ test or < CTRL ><ALT><DEL> to skip

Hit ALT-H for free d/l credits? Ok! j <NO CARRIER

Hit any user to continue.

Hitno potrebna LEPA DEVOJKA radi sexa.

Hm . . . what's this red button foº½ °¼NO CARRIER

Hmmm . . . what's this red button foº½ °¼NO CARRIER

Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?

Hmmmm, . . . do you really believe in the fucking tooth fairy?

HO! <repeat three times>

Hoch yuchlIj HInob. (Give me all your chocolate!)

Hocu da me pokriva ljuta kopriva, i poneki TAGicak da me podseca na . . .

Hollow chocolate has no calories.

Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

Home is where the computer is plugged in.

Home is where you hang your @.

Home of SoftThrob Adult Graphic Scans!

Homeless, Hungry, will work for food. Bless you.

Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto.

Homosexuality is *not* a problem. Unless you're doing it wrong.

Homosexuality is *not* a sickness. Bigotry is.

Honest officer! I was just eating the fries she dropped.

Honest Politician: One who stays bought.

Honest teacher. A virus really DID eat my homework!

Honesty: Fear of being caught.

Honesty is the best image.

Honesty pays, but not enough for some.

Honey and Alum douche; neater for peter, sweeter for eater

Honey, get out the whips and chains . . . company!

Honey, just one more message . . . I really MEAN it this time!

Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p CTRL €‚¸¹¿ Ç É

Honey, where's the thing with square red lights on it?

Honk if you're illiterate

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

Honour women, for they are our future today.

Hope that helped!

Horn busted! Watch for finger . . .

Hors d'oeuvres ― a single ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers . . .

Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.

Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.

Hot Tip #5: The light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

Hot water heaters - Why do we need to heat hot water?

Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.

HOTLine RBBS - Home of the SIERRA CLUB Echo

How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?

HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???

How can I fail when I have no purpose???

How can I love you if you won't lay down?

How can I miss you if you don't go away?

How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?

How dieth the wise man? As the fool.

How do I get my words to RIME?

How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.

How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?

How do I set my phaser to tickle?

How do nudists play Flag Football?

How do they get deer to cross the roads only a those yellow road signs?

How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?

How do you determine the sex of a computer?

How do you spell RELIEF? F A R T

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

How do YOU spell computer?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

How many babies can a motherboard have?

How many roads must a man walk down?

How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?

How many Zen Masters does it take a light bulb to change?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

How much memory have you got? One brain, one memory.

How much must we practice sex before it is safe?

How much to downgrade to Turbo C?

How much wood did Peter Piper pick . . . No wait.

How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..

How to destroy a Borg. . . . Give him DOS 6

How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*

How yes no = Kako da ne

"How you doing today?" "Fine doc." "That'll be $95 please"

How're you going to do it? Upgrade It!

Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.

HPPY DYS ARE HERE

Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.

Hug your SysOp daily, send him candy on his birthday.

HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.

Huh? What? Am I on-line?

Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Human - the OTHER white meat!

Humanity is a parasite

Humble pie tastes better a la mode.

Humour lies in the mind of the beholder.

Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.

(Huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³

Hustler Definition of a Hard Disk: Excited Floppy.

Hvala, hvala, . . . niste trebali (cvece i autograme na e-mail).

(((((((HYPNOTIC))))))) (((((((TAGLINE)))))))

Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.

H‹s a€l CTRL î h„$ ƒ rš$ CTRL n ‹t - dínt $tŠ†l ¡ç!!!!

I ♥ CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!

I ♥ My Cat.

I ♥ My Cat. I ♥ My Dog. (Would you ♥ my ex-wife ?)

I ♥ My Dog. I ♥ My Cat.

I ♥ QEdit!

I ♥ The Lunatic Fringe, the proper asylum for me!

I ♥ TheDraw v. 4.0!

I ♥ Ventura Publisher!

I **TRIED** to register it!

I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk . . . .

I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!

I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed! . . . I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed! . . . I stole a tagline! The shame gave up on me!

I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed!

I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie.

I am a colossol pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too bizarre for me.

I am a colossol pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me.

I am a colossol pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too much fun for me.

I am a person of color: My color is White

I am always exact and precise! (more or less)

I am at one with my duality.

I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil- Error - General protection fault in module "BORG.EXE"

I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!

I am DOS of Borg! Prepare . . . oops, out of memory!

I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.

I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.

I am logged in . . . therefore, I am.

I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.

I am not a number! I am a free man!

I am not a rumor monger. I am simply passing on what I have heard.

I am not an animal! I am . . . well, not an animal.

I am not arguing with you; I am telling you

I am not just lazy. I am indolent and slothful.

I am not overweight; I've just been overserved a lot.

I am not young enough to know everything.

I am on the áleeding edge of áeta testing! Ü Ü

I am so thrilled about Mustang Software I could puke.

I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore . . .

I am Tagline Terminator. If you see any tagline here, just inform me.

I am the root of some evil . . . send some money

I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral . . .

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

I am wiser because I have a bald head.

I am your Mother! Luke!

I am ³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ ― Welcome to our NEW AGE

I AM standing.

I am. Therefore, I think. (I think)

I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.

I axed myself very much = Mnogo sam se sekirao

I backed up my hard drive . . . and smashed into a bus!

I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick.

'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser

I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.

I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!

I blinked, therefore I ran.

I Bogu je trebalo sedam dana da stvori svet.

I bought dehydrated water . . . but I don't know what to add

I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

I came . . . I BBSed . . . I turned white

I came, I saw, I confused.

I came. I saw. I stole your tagline.

I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

I can resist everything/anything except temptation.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . .

I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes

I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.

I can't *define* smut, but I like it when I see it.

I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!

I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!

I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting.

I can't believe my computer's on fire.

I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

I can't find the ANY key on my keyboard!

I can't help it if I'm lucky . . .

I can't remember if I used to know that.

I can't remember which taglines are stolen and which I wrote!

I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye." Vir

I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.

I can't wait for the rapture, then we'll have the world to ourselves!

I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.

I can't. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.

I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.

I CAUGHT YOU! . . . reading from the tagline UP!

I charobnim shtapicem se mogu deliti packe.

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!

I come in peace.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I dalje je nestasica Taglinija . . . Humanitarni paket UN jos nije stigao

I deny NOTHING!

I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it!

I despise WINDOWS!

I devici i vinu treba vadicep 8=>

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

I didn't do anything ― unless I was supposed to.

I didn't do it . . . nobody saw me . . . you can't prove anything!

I didn't DO IT; nobody SAW me; you can't PROVE it; the Sheep are LIARS!

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!

I didn't wake up grouchy; I let her sleep.

I Didn't Do It!

I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability

I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.

I don't 'do' Bimbos. But I might let them do me.

I don't 'do' Himbos. But I might let them do me.

I don't exist. The SysOp types all this in.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall over. No problem.

I don't have a life, I have a BBS . . .

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

I don't know, and I don't care.

I don't know, and I don't care, that's why they put me in charge!

I don't know how I got here . . . .

I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.

I don't make mistakes. I thought I did once but I was wrong.

I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!

I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.

I don't steal taglines. I repurpose them.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it!

I don't think, therefore I am not.

I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto.

I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!

I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!

I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard . . .

I dont nead no speling cheker!

I dont nead no steennkin speling cheker!

I doubt, therefore I might be.

I dozivotna robija je uslovna kazna.

"I drank WHAT?!?!" ― Socrates

I drove my Lexus to Infiniti . . . now it's a Legend.

I drugi put pamet u glavu kad ponovo stvaras svet.

I eat my coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?

I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.

I fear explanations explanatory of items explained

I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789 characters.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

I feel so good, it's illegal.

I finally found the ANY key!

I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it

I first had sex on a farm, Tom said sheepishly.

I fogot . . .

I forget

I forward my paychecks to my SysOp.

I found the tests quite elementary.

I gave it up for Lent, but then I never went back for it.

I gave it up until Lent

I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas . . .

I gave up chocolate - it was the hardest fifteen minutes of my life!

I gave up on my wife, I married my computer.

I get taglines the old fashioned way . . . I steal them!

I Get Mail. Therefore I Exist.

I got a gun for my wife; pretty good trade - huh

I got derailed by a dancer down in Dallas . . .

I got the point - right in my eye!

I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps.

I guess this was a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

I had a dislocated funny bone, <OUCH> but it's better now

I had my car's alignment checked, turns out it's Chaotic Evil.

I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!

I hate reading Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.

I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off.

I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.

I hate to repeat gossip, so listen carefully, I'll only say this once.

I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably.

I hate when I get knocked off-l¡ý€€×§›- NO CARRIER

I HATE it when that happens!

I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers

I have a big dick . . . SORRY DISK.

I have a blackbelt in Haiku!

I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.

I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.

I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!

I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!

I have a love-steal relationship with taglines.

I have a really good memory, except it's short.

I have a rock garden. 3 of them died last week.

I have a speech impediment . . . my foot!!!

I have already not made that point

I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing . . .

I have given my pain a name . . . and put it up for adoption!!

I have no fear, for my teddy bear is near!

I have no idea how this got here!

I have not lost my mind, it's backed up on tape

I have not lost my mind! It's on disk somewhere.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

I have seen the data . . . now bring me some I can agree with

I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!

I have seen the future and it is now the past.

I have seen the future, and it sucks!

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

I have the Mars observer and I'm not returning it until I get an 'A' in astronomy

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!

I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

I haven't lost my mind . . . It must be backed-up somewhere.

I haven't lost my mind . . . It's backed up somewhere!

I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere.

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

I intend to live for ever, or die in the attempt.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I is a college student.

I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?

I just don't get it.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I just got stopped by LAPD and am I really beat.

I just gotta write some new taglines . . .

I just hate it when it does that !!

I just killed 26 Kilrathi . . . Why is my cat growling at me?

I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY

I know a good tag line when I steal one

I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist . . .

I L O V E TO H A T E

I like a person who operates at a ninety degree angle to reality. (or any angle really)

I like Boolean logic. NOT

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

I like children, if they are properly cooked!

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like mine under the covers. I am a covert sexist.

I like my steak MIDIum rare . . .

I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot!

I like that idea

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.

I live in another dimension, . . . but I do have a summer home in "Reality".

I live the life of Riley . . . when Riley isn't home.

I logon, therefore I am

I love a man with chocolate on his breath.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

I love happy faces! Don't you?

I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my . . .

I love New York! * * * No Radio

I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

I loved her butt I left her behind

I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!

I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way . . . I Print It !

I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night . . . .

I married a virgin; I can't stand criticism . . .

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.

I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you

I may get a new computer; this one makes too many mistakes

I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

I may not be perfect, but I am all I got!

I mazicu ga i pazicu ga i zvacu ga Djordje . . .

I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane

I motka je sastavni deo zastave revolucije.

I multitask . . . I read in the bathroom!

I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects.

I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'

I must've left my tagline in my other pants.

I narkomani su ljudi ali nece jos dugo!!!

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

I never liked you, and I always will

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.

I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!

I never met a nymphomaniac . . . if I had, I wouldn't be here now!

I never metaphysics I didn't like

I never promised you a prose garden.

I never rise above the noise and confusion . . .

I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day.

I/O I/O so off to work I go!

I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!

I once tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked . . . . . .

I onda je Mudrac rekao: "Nemam pojma".

I only have one nerve left, . . . and you're getting on it.

I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!

I ought to cast you out, or smite you, or something.

I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!

I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!

I perfectly corrupted. Unable to Reboot, Retry, Ignore or Fail.

I pismeni i nepismeni nam upropastise istoriju !

I plan to live forever, or die trying.

I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died

I plead contemporary insanity.

I practice moderation to excess.

I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser

I program, therefore I exist.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone . . .

I quit drinking, smoking, and sex once. . . a very boring 15 minutes.

I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.

I read it on the Continuum *-*

I really must learn not to argue with ignorance.

I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

I refuse to write one more tagline.

I remember me . . . I think.

I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?

I said SysOp. Not Psy-Cop. SysOp.

I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.

I saw Elvis - he sat between me and Bigfoot in the UFO.

I saw what you did and I know who you are.

I see by your outfit, that you are a Cowboy . . . You see by my outfit, that I'm a Cowboy, too . . .

I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone.

I seem to be having difficulty with my lifestyle.

I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the SysOp.

I shot the Moderator. I AM the SysOp, didn't shoot myself.

I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Moderator.

I shot the SysOp, but I should have shot the Moderator

I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!

I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving!

I suffer occasional delusions of adequacy.

I support drug tests. Test the politicians.

I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.

I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!

I t ld yo , never touch he flop y disk s rfac !

I take chocolate from strangers.

I think . . . therefore I am overqualified.

I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.

"I think he IS lightning" Fox Mulder.

I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I think I need another drink . . . .

I think I think, therefore I think. (I think . . . )

I think I've got a headache . . .

I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor!

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.

I think, therefore I am, I think

I think, therefore I am on-line.

I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)

I think, therefore I scan.

I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!

I think were all bozos on this bus.

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong . . .

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.

I thought that you thought . . . must be mistaken.

I thought they were lying about it, myself . . .

I thought you were dead . . .

I t ld yo , "Never touch he flop y disk s rface!"

I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"

I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!

I tried the rest . . . , then wrote my own. SPEED READ!

I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!

I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal.

I twaught I twall a puddy tat, I did! I did! thaw a puddy tat!!!

I t±ld yo±, "Never±touch ±he flop±y disk s±rface!"

I use windows . . . on my car, on my house, but not on my . . .

I use windows . . . on my car, on my house, on my . . .

I used Silver Xpress once, but I didn't reply.

I used to be a coyote, but I'm alright nooooooooooooooow!

I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.

I used to be an Atheist, until I found out I was God.

I used to be crazy. Now I'm a SysOp.

I used to be indecisive - Now I'm not so sure!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it . . .

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0

I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!

I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files.

I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.

I usually miss my husband, but my aim is constantly improving . . .

I w a n t M a r i n a S i r t i s

I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!

I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.

I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.

I want to be a roadie for a rock and roll band

I want to go to DECUS!

I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby

I want to live with a synonym girl . . .

********** I WANT YOUR MONEY ! **********

I wanted a manly mail reader . . . I got a silly one <sigh>

I was a banker, but lost interest

I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the SysOp!

I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.

I was moderate once. Now anything goes.

I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.

(I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)", ", " . . .", "!" (I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)

(I was voted quietist in my school) ", ", " . . . ", "!" (I was voted quietist in my school)

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.

I wave my private parts at your Aunties.

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales clerk, "Where's the self-help section?" They told me that if they told me it would defeat the purpose.

I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.

I wish I could remember the name of that card game", said Tom wistfully.

I wish I could step on this program's bug.

I wish I had a 3½ hard one instead of a 5¼ floppy.

I wish life had a scroll-back buffer . . .

I wish my M-5 had 4DOS . . .

I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them

I wish there was something interesting to read down here

I wish you humans would leave me alone.

I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't . . . .

I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does . . . .?

I work for the Company. Don't let that fool you, I'm an okay guy.

I would have suffered a lot more if understood.

I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara

I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared . . .

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I wouldn't know right from wrong if it were 2 feet from me." Sulu

I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse. - DOOM

I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.

I'd love to, but I'm building a pig from a kit.

I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in Y.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.

I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.

I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes

I'd rather be rich than good-looking!

I'd rather be rich!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me . . .

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotamy.

I'd rather ride hu Wave than wallow inxQWKsand!

I'd rather wear out than rust out.

I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor* (&^)*98&^^ . . .

I'll be back . . . maybe!

I'll be back.

I'll be in touch.' Touch THIS!" Londo

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a 3rd arm.

I'll deal with today tomorrow.

I'll do anything to lose EXCEPT diet or exercise!

I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.

I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.

I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.

I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.

I'll make you famous . . . .

I'll never forget the . . . .uhh . . . the . . . never mind!

I'll never forget what's-his-name.

I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules

I'll register it eventually, I promise.

I'll try anything twice, maybe three times if it feels good.

I'm *trying* to do this with moderation!

I'm a 5¼" drive, she has a 3½" drive, it'd never work out

I'm a analog man in a digital world

I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?

I'm a figment of my SysOp's imagination (and pocketbook)!

I'm a figment of your imagination

I'm a fragment of your imagination

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a little tagline, short and stout.

I'm a lone lonesome tagline, a long, long way from home.

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!

I'm a non-practicing agnostic.

I'm a poor lonesome tagline, a long, long way from home . . .

I'm a wit, but only half the time.

I'm all tagged out!

I'm amazed, that it works at all.

I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.

I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!

I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.

I'm descended from a line my mother listened to.

I'm doing time for Tagline thievery!

I'm easy to please . . . as long as I get my way

I'm Entirely Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline

I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.

I'm fat. You're ugly. I can diet.

I'm flexible . . . just don't change anything.

I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<

I'm going to make a prediction: it could go either way.

I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?

I'm gonna say my prayers. D'ya need anything?

I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere

I'm having a REALLY bad day! -Q

I'm having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle

I'm having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle

I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All

I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!

I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.

I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?

I'm in shape . . . pear is a shape isn't it?

I'm in shape . . . round's a shape isn't it?

I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.

I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.

I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!

I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon

I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds . . .

I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet

I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!

I'm like most housekeepers . . . I don't do windows!

I'm locked inside a chocolate factory . . . DON'T SEND HELP!

I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places

I'm lost! Can you help? . . . .

I'm more humble than you are!

I'm more intrigued by Gomarrahry, I know what Sodomy is.

I'm neither for nor against apathy

I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.

I'm no expert, but I can always guess!

I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.

I'm not a real SysOp, I just play one on TV.

I'm not a sexist, but I'm pretty good.

I'm not a SysOp, although I play one on TV.

I'm not a SysOp, but I play one on TV . . .

I'm not a SysOp; I just play one on the echoes.

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.

I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated

I'm not easy, but I can be tricked.

I'm not fat . . . .just short for my weight.

I'm not fat. I'm "horizontally disadvantaged".

I'm not fat! - just "gravitationally challenged".

I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged".

I'm not lost, I'm "geographically challenged".

I'm not lost, just "momentarily disoriented".

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I'm not really like this . . . except when I am.

I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted"

I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.

I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!

I'm nOT CRAzy! i'M juSt a litTLE LiGHt HEADeD

I'm Not Mad! Only Dogs And Sissy Know-It-Alls Get Mad!

I'm Not Old, I'm Chronologically Challenged . . .

I'm NOT 40. I am 18 with 22 years experience!

I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message . . .

I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS

I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.

I'm pushing 60, and that's enough exercise for me.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!

I'm retiring in Mexico. Sunny, affordable and no predatory reverse mortgages.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

I'm sexy baby, so why don't you love me?

I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband.

I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!

I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!

I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.

I'm sorry - my karma just ran over your dogma

I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.

I'm the one your mother warned you about . . .

I'm tired of thinking up new taglines

I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent

I'm too sexy for my motherboard.

I'm too sexy for my Taglines!

I'm too sexy for myself.

I'm too sexy for this BBS, too sexy for this @#$% NO CARRIER

I'm too sexy for this class.

I'm too sexy for this conference.

I'm too sexy for this party.

I'm too sexy for this Tagline.

I'm Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline

I'm try-sexual. I'll try anything once.

I'm user friendly, I don't byte ― I nybble.

I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!

I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! ― A. Weeble

I'm working on my 2nd $million . . . Gave up on the 1st.

I'M NOT CRAZY! I'm just a little light headed, that's all

I'm. Therefore I'm not. Which means you aren't either.

I've always wanted to make love to an alien.

I've been having trouble with DOS . . . DOS damn kids next door!

I've been seduced by the Chocolate side of the Force.

I've dropped carrier, and I can't reconnect!

I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen.

I've fallen . . . and can't BOOT up!

I've fallen and I can't get up.

I've fallen in love but can't remember her name

I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?

I've got a great Knock-Knock joke! You start it!

I've got a hunch! ― Quasimodo

I've had BETA days . . . and nights!!!

I've seen the future, and you come to a bad end.

I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.

I've struck oil @#$%*! I've struck oil", said Tom crudely.

I've swallowed a lure, said Tom with baited breath.

I've used this particular tagline 346 times.

Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.

Id Software Inc. - makers of Commander Keen

Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows . . .

Ideja ne snosi odgovornost za ljude koji u nju veruju.

Idu dve zenske ulicom, jedna se Ceska, a druga Slovacka.

IE5, puts the pain back into browsing.

If a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a parsley farmer is sued and looses, can they garnish his wages?

If a program is useful, it must be changed.

If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked . . . or homeless?

If a woman is squeezed wrong, you will see her crack.

If a=b & b=c, then we've got a messed up alphabet

If all else fails, lower your standards.

If all else fails, try chocolate.

If all goes well, you've overlooked something!

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If all the world's a stage, where are the gratuitous sex scenes?

If All Fails, READ THE DOCS !

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong

If anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be *me*.

If anything was worth doing, it would have been done already.

If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0

If at 1st you don't succeed: Rewrite it from scratch

If at first you don't succeed, . . . skydiving is not for you.

If at first you don't succeed: Blame everyone else.

If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0 . . .

If at first you don't succeed, cry.

If at first you don't succeed, delete and forget it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, DON'T SKYDIVE.

If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!

If at first you don't succeed, forget it.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for y

If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset

If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.

If at first you don't succeed, try Vaseline.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows . . .

If at first you don't succeed. Don't try skydiving!

If at first you doubt, doubt again, and again . . .

If at first you doubt, doubt again.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If BBS = MythKing Then Specialty := Pascal;

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed . . .

If (!broke ) don't_fix ();

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.

If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels . . .

If (crash) grab_ankles ();kiss_ass_goodbye ()

IF (!CRASH ()) _THANK_GOD ();

IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF

If dog.age >= OLD then num_tricks := max_tricks

If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present

If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;

If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA; assuming of course that they were old-fashioned enough to do that whole name changing thingee.

If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve

If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTub.org

If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenWildTurkey.

If god can be god, why couldn't I?

If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

If God played dice. He'd win.

If God played dice. She'd win.

If Gods played dice, it'd make Chaos Theory look like a Picnic.

If guys think only about *sex*, why are they on their 'puters so much??

If I can, can you?

If I can, will you?

If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!

If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said No.

If I had something funny to say, I'd say it here.

If I knew what I was talking about ― would I be here???

If I only had a 486 . . .

If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte . . .

If I save the Whales, where do I keep them?

If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?

If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?

If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

If I want your opinion, I'll read it from your entrails.

If I wanted any of your lip, I'd scrape it off my zipper!

If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer

If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.

If I were into denial, I'd never admit it.

If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.

If I were two faced, would I wear this one?

If I were you, who'd be me?

If I will, will you?

If I will? Wait a minute, can you keep a secret?

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

If it ain't borken, don't fix it.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!

If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!

If it can't be fixed with Vise-Grips & duct tape, it can't be fixed.

If it exists, it's obsolete.

If it has syntax, it's not user friendly!

If it is your rock, then take it.

If it isn't borken, don't fix it.

If it isn't true, at least it is a happy invention.

If it jams, force it . . . .If it breaks, it needed replacing

If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

If it moves, fuck it, . . . if it moves again, fuck it again, . . . if it moves again, . . . shoot it!

If it walks like a duck . . .

If it was any more difficult, it'd be impossible!

If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.

If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork

If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!

If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.

If it wasn't so cool out today, it would be warmer.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all!

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

If it works, break it!

If it works, don't fix it!

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

If it works tinker till it doesn't

If it works, you must have done something wrong.

If it's fixed, don't break it!

If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy.

If it's not chocolate, it's not worth eating.

If it's not cruel and unusual, it's not punishment.

If it's not legal, it's immoral or fattening!

If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.

If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.

If it's raining, a cute thing to tell a child is "God is crying." If they ask why, another cute thing to say is, "Probably something you did."

If it's too loud, you're too old.

If it's tourist season, are we allowed to shoot and bag them?

If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If it's useless, it will have to be documented.

If its stupid and it works - its not stupid

If life is but a Dream please wake me up..

If life only had a scroll-back buffer with cut & paste. " ― " ― -BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK " ― ― - Version: 3.1 GED/MU d- s a? C++ UL++ P+ L>++ E- W++(-) N+ !o K? w " ― - !O M- !V PS++ PE-@ Y+ PGP+ t- 5? X++ R(*) tv+ b++ DI? D " ― G+ e* h!() r " ― !y+ " ― " ― ― END GEEK CODE BLOCK " ― ― " ―

If Life's like a box of chocolates, is Love like Mystery Date?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be sacrament

If men got pregnant, abortion would be safe, legal, & available forever.

If money breeds money, all mine must be the same sex.

If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!

If my girlfriend caught me on this board . . .

If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If only AT&T knew what I was do=2+O#:+/+b+o NO CARRIER

If only I still had my Commodore 64 . . . If only . . .

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If (original_ver == OK) don't_upgrade ();

If people listened to themselves, they would shut up.

If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.

If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns

If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?

If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!

If sex is a pain in the ass, maybe you should use more lubrication.

If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

If she can take it, I can take it. Play it!

If she doesn't scare ya, no evil thing ever will . . .

If she won't live forever, why give here a diamond?

If she's a ski bunny, I'd like to show her how rabbits get along!

If silence is golden, not many people are hoarding it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

If space separates us, why should we separate space

If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!

If Speed Kills, Then Windows™ Users May Live Forever!

If SysOp doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.

If tennis elbow is painful, imagine what tennis balls are like.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel!

If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.

If the Message Won't End, Continue It.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If then enemy is in range, so are you.

If there are no bugs, it's not a useful program.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z . . . !

If things were left to chance, they would turn out better

If this coffee brings me some tea. If this is tea bring me some coffee.

If this is a battle, then you have already lost.

If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?

If this is coffee brings me some tea. If this is tea bring me some coffee.

If this is only a hobby . . . then why I am getting paid!!

If this is Quarqsday, THIS must be Earth!

If this message goes into the void, call me!

If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.

If this were an actual tagline, it might be funny.

If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.

If (ThisDay ()!=MyDay)DosSleep (ulTillNextDay);

If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.

If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.

If u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns

If u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.

If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?

If (Wife = yes) then (MONEY = Gone) else Single

If WINDOZE is a GUI, where are my crayons?

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.

If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!

If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!

If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear. Just worry about out-running your friend.

If you ate both pasta and antipasta in the same bite, would the universe explode?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale . . .

If you can not convince them then confuse them.

If you can read this, please flip me back over . . . (seen upside down, on a Jeep)

If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!

If you can read this, thank your teacher.

If you can read this, you are too close.

If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? <<

If you can't beat your computer at chess . . . try kickboxing.

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.

If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the Co-SysOp.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?

If you can't make it good, make it big.

If you can't make it good, make it expensive.

If you can't make it perfect make it big

If you can't make it right, make it confusing as hell.

If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.

If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b

If you can't say something nice, say something surreal.

If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)

If you can't write 'em, Steal 'em. Tagline Thieves Local 46.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.

If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.

If you don't fall down, you're not trying!

If you don't gosub a program loop you'll never get a subroutine.

If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own

If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!!

If you drink, don't park . . . accidents can cause people.

If you find it, it is always in the last place you look.

If you fuck with someone, you're going to get screwed

If you Gnu GnuGuy, like I Gnu GnuGuy, O, O, O whatta . . .

If you go through life with both feet planted firmly on the ground, you'll never change your underwear.

If you had a hammer . . . would you *really* hammer in the morning?

If you have ghosts, then you have everything

If you hit every time, the target's too near.

If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!

If you like sex and travel, go take a fuckin' hike

If you like sex and travel, take a ***CENSORED***

If you live long enough, it WILL kill you . . .

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

If you love someone, cover them in whipped cream.

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over

If you really want to know, you won't ask me.

If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch

If you see an onion ring . . . answer it!

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast . . .

If you spin an oriental person in a circle do they become disoriented?

If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.

If you think education is costly, try ignorance

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

If you think I'm "crazy" . . .

If you think sex is a pain in the arse, try a different position.

If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands.

If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster . . .

If you want a job done well, you need a man's hand.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

If you want it done right do it yourself!

If you want it done right, let's do it.

If you want my advice, pay me!

If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.

If you want to hide your face, walk naked.

If you were right I'd agree.

If you're gonna get down . . . Get Down and Prey!

If you're not wasted, then the day is.

If you're too old to learn, you were born so.

If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.

If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down.

If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.

If your parents didn't have sex, you won't either.

If your wife wants to learn to drive don't stand in her way.

If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

If youth only had a chance or old age any brains.

If xtianity had been spun to be marketed to ducks, then then the church fathers would have made paddling around ponds the "unforgivable sin".

IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE

Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care

Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex.

Ignorance isn't bliss - after you've had it explained to you

Ignorance leads to Indulgence.

Ignorance may be temporary, stupidity is permanent

Ignorance may be temporary - Stupidity is forever

Ignore any lines above this one - we are having problems with our mailer.

Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!

ILink NETUSERS Host Taglines for Sale.

ILink NETUSERS Hostess and Quote Trimmer. <snip!>

ILink NETUSERS Hostess has *no* sense of humor. None.

ILink ShareWare conference host/moderator.

Illegitimati non carborendum

Illiterate? . . . Write for FREE help.

Illiterate? Write for free help!

Illiterate? Write for information!

ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure . . .

Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties.

Ima nepodmitivih ljudi. To su oni od kojih nista ne zavisi.

IMA DANA ZA MEGDANA I TO PROTIV PARTIZANA!!!

Images and reflections to brighten my day.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality!

Imam gadnog brata . . . miran! . . . k nozi! . . . vezacu te! . . .

IME North Texas Regional Hub

IMHO: In My Honest Opinion

Immanuel Kant . . . but Ghengis Khan!

Immanuel Kant . . . but Kubla Khan

Improve mail delivery . . . mail postal workers their pay!

Improve your memory, forget about work

Improved - didn't work the second time.

In a laissez-faire world, caveat emptor!

In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.

In any case = In any box ???

In Arcadia Ego

In Borland you are never bored!

In case of dire emergency read manual.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly

In DOS we trust.

In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time

In is = U, je!

In March 1992 an American bread company was taken to court after a woman in Los Angeles found a used condom in a large loaf.

In plumbing, a straight flush beats a full house everytime.

In the computer world, every little bit helps.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

(In the men's room) Michelle. If you're reading this, we're finished.

(In the men's urinal) THE FATE OF QUEBEC IS IN YOUR HANDS!

In the movies, cars will explode in all accidents.

In the movies, rich people are unhappy.

In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line

In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer.

IN CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE ²²±±°°

IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ²²±±°°

IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE ²²±±°°

Inagodadivida, baby!

Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.

Incest je porodicni play-off . . .

Incest-zabava za celu porodicu . . .

Include <disclaimer.h>

Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF

Incoming fire has right-of-way.

Incorrigible punster ― do not incorrige!

Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Independence Day? I haven't gotten to see it yet. Maybe when the lines get shorter . . .

Indiscriminate study bloats the mind.

Individualists of the World, Unite!

INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Inflation means the Buck does not stop here . . .

INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.

Information - - We want information . . .

Ingen har nytte av et lik

Innuendo = Italian suppository

Inouye shoulda been able to get in . . .

Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

Insecticide: when insects kill themselves . . .

Insert brain, then type

Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue

Insert Witty Tagline Here . . .

Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him.

Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee . . .

Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-consciousness.

Insufficient Memory: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ound head on wall

Insufficient mug space. SysOp Failure.

Int main (void) { return main (); }

Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand

"Intel inside" is a government warning required by law.

Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal . . . fun

Intel: We put the "um . . . " in Pentium.

Intel: where Quality is job number 0.9998782345!

Intelligence is no deterrent to ineptitude!

Interchangeable parts won't.

Interlink National Oral Sex Conference Host

Into a brave new world where the strong will survive . . .

Invertebrates make no bones about it.

Iraqi Bingo: B-52 . . . F-16 . . . M-1 . . . F-18 . . . F-117 . . .

Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.

Iraqnaphobia? Nothing a little RAID can't fix . . .

IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI

IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI (sometimesIrunmywordstogether,too)

Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar.

Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.

/ is the root of all UNIX.

Is a mechanized lobster a Servo Crustacean?

Is a SysOp with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??

Is A "Pair Of Panties" One Or Two ??

Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?

Is critical mass Christmas or Easter?

Is HST faster than the Concord?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's SuperMiodrag!!!

Is it magic. . . . or is it SessionManager?

Is it me or does noone care about punctuation here

Is it ok to panic now?

Is it OK to use my AM radio after NOON?

Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse?

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Is it really true that blondes have more fun?

Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!'

Is my head clear? Why are you able to see through it?

Is OS/2 only half an operating system?

Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?

Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob?

Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob? Not if you do it right!

Is simple: Termination of the Kilrathi Homeworld via the T-Bomb.

Is that seat saved? No, but we are praying for it!

Is the dingleberry still fashionable? (depends on the community standards)

Is the SysOp looking? No? Great, now I ca . . . NO CARRIER

Is there a pleasant peasant present?

Is there another word for synonym?

Is this a PCYLIOHONL joke?

Is this chair saved? No but we are praying for it.

Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?

Is this tagline half slow or half fast?

Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn . . .

Is wetter REALLY better?

Is your head clear?" "No, it's opaque."

Isus je umro radi nasih greha, nemojmo ga razocarati . . .

It ain't "I ust to be", it's "I yust to be" U dummy

It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas.

It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

It is hereditary in my family to have no children.

It is memory that enables a person to gather roses in January.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It matters not so much what you sing, but why . . .

It may be GUI but you still can't eat it

It said "Insert disk #3" but only two would fit.

It takes two to make a bargain.

It was a night like this, 40 million years ago.

It was so cold, I almost got married.

It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on.

It works better if you plug it in where it should be.

IT WON'T WORK!!!

It's 10:00pm. Do you know where your daughter is?

It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?

It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SysOp!

It's a coffee maker that fits in a 1/2 height drive bay!

It's a dirty job, . . . but somebody's got to do it!

It's a moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It just . . . doesn't matter . . . . It's moo.

It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it!

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

It's a tragedy that no men become like their mothers.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

It's all fun and games,'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT*

It's always darkest before you step on the cat.

It's always darkest just before the dawn (so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it)

It's as easy as 3.14159265358979323846 . . .

It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President.

It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

It's gonna take more than chocolate to get through this . . .

It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.

It's important that I NOT know.

It's love, it's love that makes the world go round.

It's more than a way of life; it's a modus vivendi!

It's my decision, and I'm making it. Maybe.

It's nobody's business, not even mine.

It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.

It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.

It's not a virus . . . it's just Windows 3.0!

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

It's not over until Milli Vanilli lip-syncs!

It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!

It's not over until the FAT table sings

It's not prejudice if you hate everyone equally.

It's not pretty being easy

It's not the age - it's the mileage!

It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.

It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix

It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.

It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.

It's only a hobby . . . only a hobby . . . only a.

It's Only a Hobby . . . Only a Hobby . . .

It's probably a bad day when you find a dead fish in your underwear.

It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !

It's STILL just a DUMB machine!

It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead Of Politicians

It's what inside you, not the outside that counts.

It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much.

Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.

Itsverydifficulttobecreativewithonlyfiftycharact

Itsverydifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharac

Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate

îy! Ë µîrî's ¸ p b-C ¹ ¸-r - \Ý \/Ýy Co <î!!

Izgubila je nevinost. Nalazac nije bio posten !

Izgubljena rucna bomba. Porodici nalazaca saucesce.

Izmaknuo sam mu stolicu, a on je ostao . . . . da visi !

Izvinite zbog ovih cestih izvinjavanja.

J i m m y H o f f a , c a l l y o u r o f f i c e.

J is for James who took lye, by mistake

J is for joking, with which Data annoys

J. Edgar Hoover slept with a night light on all night.

J. J. Pickle, Congressman (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.

J. Roy Rowland, Jr., Congressman (Ga.), was an Eagle Scout.

J. Terry Sanford, Senator (N.C.), was an Eagle Scout.

J. William Marriott, Jr., CEO, Marriott Corp., was an Eagle Scout.

J. D. McDuffie 1938-1991 #70

J. D. Quayle = Mr. Potatoe Head

J. J. Judkins for President. It's the RIGHT thing to do.

J. S. Bach wrote a one-act operetta called the Coffee Cantata.

J. S. Gillette's Commentary on Decisions: I always know what I<>want . . . I just keep changing my mind

J. S. to God: "And I thought the gathering of eggs was a chore!"

J. S.? Yeah, John Sheridan. This is supposed to be *ME*?

J!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnjjj (recipe courtesy of my three year old neice)

J'ai faim, insérez un hamburger dans le lecteur A: J'ai fait une provision de timbres-poste avant qu'ils n'augmentent

J'ai pas trouv‚ le backup: (A)bandon (R)efaire (P)aniquer

J'ai uni ame solitaire.

J'aime l'ƒne si doux marchant le long des houx

J'aime tout le monde. C'est une mani re de m'aimer moi sans que ca se

J'aimerais assez que mon oeuvre soit publiée a titre pré-posthume

J'me marie, j'me marie pas, j'fais un . . . SysOp

J'peux pas utiliser Windows: mon chat a mangé ma souris!

J'suis le Grand Zombie!

Ja #Sezame otvori se> a on #Incorrect Password>

Ja bih zaista trebao da ucim . . .

Ja das ist ein schnitzelbank!

Ja devojku volim na travi, u prirodnoj prirodi . . .

Ja ga posl'o u Minken da studira, a on cimer !?

Ja imam bombu u grudima i jedan zestok plan samo za dvoje

Ja ne znam nista o racunarima. Zato sam pozvao njih !

Ja nemam Ebola virus.

Ja nemam nameru nista da menjam!

Ja nikad necu biti s drugom, uz vino ja sam pored nje

Ja nisam AUTONOMAS, ja sam REPUBLIKANAC.

Ja nisam covek od jedne zelje!

Ja nisam isao u Jovinu Gimnaziju !

Ja nisam USER o naprotiv, meni je osmeh light motiv

Ja nosim samo samocu i tugu, ko zna sta ona sad oseca,

Ja sam danas razocaran skoro svim i svacim

Ja sam debeo, a ti si ruzan. Al' ja drzim dijetu !

Ja sam jedan ostavljeni tagOna me vise ne voli. :~(

Ja sam lud sto sam glup pa uvek ispadnem blesav.

Ja sam najveci ljubavnik.Tako mi desne ruke . . .

Ja sam ovde samo zbog para.

Ja sam pripadnik lepseg pola.

Ja sam strani placenik.

Ja sam suluhuidan tip :)

Ja sam Tag N§ ³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ºÝ³³

Ja sam VOJVODJANIN !!!!!

Ja sam zvezda padalica. Pozeli zelju . . . .

Ja samo zujim-ne ubadam :)))))))

Ja svake noci sanjam, najlepse oci tvoje

Ja sve radim polako uverices se. O;)))

Ja u potpunosti delim svoje misljenje!!!

Ja vise ne stanujem ovde.

Ja volim svoje prijatelje. Srednje pecene.

JABBER . . . The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine . . .

JABBER - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!

JABBER steals taglines . . . not me!

JABBER the no meat, no oil QWK reader

Jabberwockies, bandersnatches and jubjubs . . . .Oh! My!

JABIC Just Another B5 Improbable Coincidence

Jabjabber - After-fight interview

Jack & Jill . . . pail of water??? . . . Riiiight!

Jack & Jill file $10,000,000 lawsuit after hillside fall

Jack and Jill . . . pail of water? Riiiight!

Jack and Jill are over the hill.

Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill . . . .To Have Sex

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over . . . oh, Jack!

Jack Butler has been caught stealing Taglines again

Jack Butler has no Elvis in him.

Jack Butler is an ass

Jack Butler's Ultimate Tagline File! 44 Meg and Still Growing!

Jack Daniel's Law of Motion: 'You can't fall off the floor'!

Jack Daniels and George Dickel, America's best known ambassadors!

Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people

Jack Daniels - It's not just for breakfast anymore

Jack Daniels makes my list of admired people . . . what's wrong with that?

Jack Frost roasting on an open fire, chestnuts nipping at your nose

Jack has Van Gogh's ear for music.

Jack hits the warp! - Larry

Jack in and feel the burn -=> Cyber Junkie

Jack is nimble, Jack is quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick.

Jack Kervorkian's patients NEVER complain !

Jack Lemmon wouldn't have made it as CEO of General Motors.

Jack: Limbless man stuck under a car

Jack O'Lobotomy - Removal of pulp and seeds from a pumpkin

Jack Snerdley - Official Call Screener for the Limbaugh Echo.

Jack, spend $40 on drinks - and THEN I'll tell you!

Jack, you've debauched my sloth

JACK NICKLAUS - One In Hole

Jack's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!

Jack's Law: You can't fall off the floor

Jackbootedemperatorthug-aphobics United for Govornment Shrinking

Jacket blurb: Fable of contents.

Jackpot!

Jackrabbit Slim's: Next best thing to a time Machine

Jacques and Serge all at once??? Man oh man!!! This IS a good day!!!

Jade, amber, tiger-eye, garnet. I LIKE being stoned.

Jade: Over 1,000,000,000 Served

Jail for Tagline Thieves

Jail's $34-Million Price Tag Doesn't Include Cell Doors

Jailbait, n. - A girl with a Fisher-Price vibrator

Jailer, n. - One who is his brother's keeper

Jalapenos are only small pickles. Go ahead. Take a bite

Jalepeno's 'R' Us.

Jamaican bobsledders DO IT poorly, but they make movies about it.

Jamboree On The Air ― shortwave Scouting friendship.

Jamboree On The Air ― the World Jamboree from all over the world.

James A. Lovell Jr., Astronaut (Gemini, Apollo), was an Eagle Scout.

James Anteater Brown: the aardest varking man in show biz

James Bond in a pickle factory: licensed to dill.

James Bond is dead

James Bond rules, 00K

James Brady = Predator 3 ― he attacks if you have a gun

James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!"

James Brown doesn't know what is BBS.

James Brown: I've fallen and I can't get down.

James Dean taught Marc Bolan to drive

James Dixon, his mind closed, his mouth open.

James Dixon was seduced by the Quark side of the Force: Latinum.

James is a few fries short of a happy meal. (: James's a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore.

James Jontz, Congressman (Ind.), was an Eagle Scout.

James Laine only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."

James Last wouldn't have made it as a marathon runner.

James R. Olin, Congressman (Va.), was an Eagle Scout.

James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.

James Watt is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos.

James, would you care to settle this outside?

JAMES BOND - No Moore

JAMES EARL CARTER - " Found a Peanut . . . "

Jamforx - The ability of cramming one more utensil in the dishwasher

Jamie Farr: Vulcan sex with an out-of-work actor.

Jamie mist safe hand well

Jamming with Blue Wave, QEdit and Maximus!

Jamming with Silver Xpress!

Jan 1, 1994 - Unfinished Business. Jan 1, 1995 - Finished Business!

Jan 17, 1994: Earthquake struck Los Angeles; 6.6 on the Richter Scale.

Jandor opened the saddlebags and found them full

Jane Fonda Falls Twelve thousand feet out of Helicopter . . . and survives

Jane Fonda is the Mother Of My Child, Reveals Jarvis Cocker

Jane sees Dick, Jane likes Dick, Jane plays with Dick

Jane Stewart's mother: "And always be generous, Jane."

Jane, you say it's all over for you and me, girl

Jane, you're playing a game called

JANE EYRE - Vanished into Thin Eyre

Janet Hayes SPEAKS ABOUT Leather/SM Taglines!

Janet! I'm running with scissors! Better kill me before I lose an eye!

Janie's Got a Gun

January. It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese

Janyway's animal guide: Newt "Gingrich"

Jao tata vidi gospodin Rajkovic! Sta mu je?? Sad mu nije nista . . .

Japan: Jump And Pump All Night

Japan says your illiterate.

JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet ― I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING

Japanese Animation Rule #91: 100 ton hammers are highly accessible.

Japanese battleship dead ahe@#$#@$ NO CARRIER

Japanese Cookbook: "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

Japanese is strange. I Kana understand it

Japanese Pet Store Slogan: "Buy one get one flea!"

Japanese proverb: "Mi kara deta sabi."

Japanese say Americans are lazy? HAH! At least we cook OUR fish.

Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu

Japanese think Americans are lazy? At least we COOK fish!

JAPANESE ANIMATION: 101 Ways To Blow Up The Earth

JAPANESE: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto

Japenese is strange. I Kana understand it.

Japple . . . an Apple computer sold in Japan.

Jared, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.

Jared would rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!

Jargon is a method of succeeding by anti-simplification.

Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.

Jargon: method of succeeding by antisimplification

Jason Blanks reminds me of London - Always in a fog.

Jason, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!

Jason joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party

Jason Levine makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.

Jason Meaden - SysOp - Rough N Ready - TeamOS/2 -

Jason Rothstein is to Fidonet, what The Canadians are to hockey.

Jason turned in his hockey mask for OS/2.

Jason White wrote: Wow! How old are you!?!?! I am 14 (almost 15).

Jason, you certainly know how to make a Point!

Jason, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD)

Jaundice - To include in a group

Jaunty!

Jaunty! is locked inside a chocolate factory . . . DON'T send help!

Jaunty! seen pushing clone off bell tower; busted 4 obscene clone fall

Jaunty!'s birthdate has B.C. at the end of it!

Javacise - Burst of motion after spilling coffee in one's lap.

Jaw - A shark without as much teeth

Jaws caught Jezus allright!

Jaws: even ankle-deep water conceals predators as big as Winnebagos

Jaws-The man whom would not die

Jay is nowhere, man.

Jay Leno is a token white on the new Tonight Show

Jay Leno votes for my taglines

Jay Miner is dead. :-( Long live the AMIGA!!!

Jay Miner's dog helped design my Amiga! Cool!

Jay Moock only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."

Jazz, girls, drugs, communism . . . What a "party"!!

Jazz is what jazz players play when they play jazz !!

Jazz isn't for everybody . . . It's BETTER than that!

Jazz Musician - Juggler using harmonies instead of oranges

Jazz: the highest common denominator!

Jazz: the Joy of Sax

Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.

JAZZ, isn't for everyone . . . it's too good for everyone!

JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe

JAZZ TRIO MAN - Joel's super hero

JB> It is better to feed one cat than many mice

JB> It works better if you plug it in . . . unless it's the cat

Je d‚fendrai jusqu' . . . la mort votre droit . . . mon opinion

Je m'appelle Bill Gates, Dieu n'a qu' . . . se tenir p‚nard :)

Je me souviens

Je mens toujours

Je pense, donc je suis.

Je pense que je pense, donc je pourrais tre

Je pexu tapre 300 most a la mniute

Je plotter, desto flotter!

Je préf re encore avoir une photo ratée d'un type comme moi qu'une photo

Je suis celibataire par choix : personne ne m'a choisi

Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!

Je suis un antisolipsiste. Tout le monde existe sauf moi

Je t'aime, je t'adore.

Je t'emerde, espece de porc a la manque!

Je te l'ai dit cent mille fois: N'EXAGERE PAS!

Je vois que vous avez une chou!!!

Je*o te Haso,za koga ti navijas,za mene il' za medjeda?

Jealousy . . . All the fun you think they have

Jealousy and Astrology: Two things I never get involved with.

Jealousy causes a lot of the "Anti-Earnhardt" messages

Jealousy has often been a motive for murder.

Jealousy is the injured lover's hell.

Jealousy is the weapon - you kill me

Jean Chretien's golf course: The wearying of the green.

Jean Claude Van Damme: Feet of fury, mouth of marbles.

Jean Nate, jock strap, rotted- Crow describes smell

Jean Taylor's the Lawn Ranger.

Jeane Moore has been diagnosed with Tagline Fever.

JEANEALOGY: The study of Levi's, Wranglers, and other denims.

Jeaux sans Frontiere

Jebes ribu sa VEKS-a :) (i ja bi)

Jebes ti taj nisan, da nisam ja otvorio vrata ne bi mi udarili pesaka.

JEBO TE ONAJ KO TI DADE VOLAN!!!!

Jedan ce ludak letjeti, kroz planine, do tebe

Jedem leba i parizer, ja sam Vosin simpatizer!

Jedino da uhvatimo i izlemamo sefa.

Jedis never die, they fade away !

Jedite spanac i bicete snazni i celavi. sifra "Popaj"

Jedne noci ni sam ne znam koje, tvoje usne bice samo moje.

Jedni grabe napred, a drugi otpozadi.

Jednim udarcem teram u gips, a drugim u grob!!!

Jednog dana nema me, da nikada ne dodjem !

Jeeez . . . even my tagline suggestion file was empty on this one!

Jeesh! . . . . You go right for the throat!

Jeez, Billy . . . you sure look Keen!

Jeez, if you love Honkus . . .

Jeez, sometimes I crack myself up!

Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!t

Jeez. I almost had him right where I wanted him.

Jeez! I'm Getting Older By Leaps and Bounds!

Jeez! This is getting preachy!

Jeezy cow!!!!

Jeezzzz it's tough to be over the hill at such a young age!

Jeff Bingaman, Senator (N.M.), was an Eagle Scout.

Jeff Crow is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.

Jeff is a wanky bastard

Jeff Smith cooks AND dances as The Frugging Gourmet!

Jeff to Tonya: I'm free next year, if you are maybe we

Jeff, yeah, yeah, we're getting you. - Sinclair

Jefferson Airplane/Surrealistic Pillow

Jefferson Darcy . . . male gigolo. Marcy Darcy . . . female impersonator.

Jefferson figured we'd need at least 2-3 revolutions per century.

Jefferson said: "God forbid this country goes twenty years without blood flowing in the streets."

Jeg vil godt have et semikolon her -> ;

Jehovah is an alien and still threatens this planet!

Jehovah Java, my reviver, caffeine is sufficient for me

Jehovah's Witlesses: Always at the door, Never anything new to say

Jehovah's Witnesses: (def) Knock, knock, "S**t happens"

Jehovah's Witnesses: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight

Jehovah's Witnesses of Borg: Can we come in and talk to you about Assimilation?

Jehovah's Witnesses of Borg: Only the first 144,000 will be assimilated.

Jehovah's Witnesses of Borg: We just Assimilate you for a few minutes?

Jehovah's Witnesses Relocation Program Director

Jehovah's Witnesses rock music: "All Along the Watchtower."

Jehovah's Witnesses: so serious that you can only joke about them

Jehovah's Witnesses!!?? I didn't know He was on

Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah, . . . What's he hiding with all those aliases?

Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! - Life of Brian

Jel' bi ti tantario Tanju ?

Jel' ova linija mora uvek da bude ukljucena?

Jell-O: Kool-Aid with a hard-on.

Jello and chocolate pudding on the computer <children> delete Y/N?

Jello and onions! - Al, on Sam's choice of snack food, "8 1/2 Months"

Jello can be violent in the wrong hands

Jello is antimatter.

Jello is Kool-Aid with a hard-on.

Jello, n. - Kool-Aid with an erection

JELLO: KoolAid with a hard on!

JELLO WRESTLING . . . the best food fight there is!

Jelly; usually found on bread, kids and keyboards

Jellybean, Aardvark, Hayden, Haberdashery

Jellybeans and Windows are essentially evil.

Jemimites - Tiny pancakes formed from batter that fell offthe ladle

Jeni Morgan for Governor of Texas

Jenna Jameson joins the Navy! (She has a passion for seamen . . . )

Jennie Garth is "HOTT".

Jennie Garth is a "BABE".

Jennie's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}

Jennifer Vitelli, that explains it all!

Jenny and me was like peas and carrots again. Forrest Gump

Jenny bought an apple and a lemon. The apple was a peach but the lemon was a lemon

Jenny came back and stayed with me. Forrest Gump

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?

Jenny Jones wants you for this "secret admirer show"

Jenny Shipley . . . a good example of why animals eat their young!

Jenny's engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulations

Jep - you are right!

Jer alkohol je nas zivot i on nam znaci sve

Jer Amerika je zemlja daleka..nazalost :(

Jer jak je glas sto me doziva, sa druge obale - sa one obale

Jer pivo je nas zivot, i ono nam znaci sve . . .

Jer za ljubav treba imat dusu

Jer za tebe vise nema povratka, sta uradi ova kurva zelen

Jeramia was a bulltag. He was a good friend of mine.

Jeremiah Johnson might drive a Summit.

Jeremy, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!

Jeremy Mullins's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.

Jeremy spoke in / class today . . . . . . . . . .blam

Jeremy Wong (1978-1994): One only dies when one is truly forgotten

Jerk (n): What is found on both ends of fishing lines.

Jerky Boys! - Crow as guy hangs up phone

Jerome Greene "Just the FAQ's"

Jerry ASCII and Jerry receives.

Jerry Brown loves Ronald Reagan.

Jerry Faries only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."

Jerry, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER

Jerry Lawler vs. Tazz, the eternal debate: "Puppies!" "Tomatos!" "PUPPIES!!!" "TOMATOES!!!"

Jerry the Belly Button Elf: "I HATE LINTLOAF Aaaaagh . . . "

Jerry wrote this in the fall of 1993.

Jerry, You are just like a crab, always on the ball . . . <G<

Jersey Shore's Dance Music Net!!!!!! FREQ "DANCE" 1:107/453

JERUSALEM activates Friday 13th

JERUSALEM (Anarkia-B) activates October 12th

JERUSALEM (Arnakia) activates Tuesday the 13th

JERUSALEM (January 25th) activates Jan 25th

JERUSALEM (Jerusalem-PLO) activates Jul - Dec

JERUSALEM (Mendoza) activates Jul - Dec

JERUSALEM (Payday) activates Fridays (not 13th)

JERUSALEM (Phenome) activates any Saturday

JERUSALEM (11-30) activates Nov 30th

Jes' da sam celav i dlakav k'o medved, al' imam DUSU!

Jesi li video zenu Stivija Vondera? Nije ni on.

Jesse James was a good shot, but you'll be a hotshot with Messenger!

Jesse, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.

Jesse's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}

Jessie Jessie, Jessie Jessi-cah . . . Now she's far away . . . (Ethnix)

Jest da nam je zemlja mala al je leglo kriminala

Jest - What the doctor ordered.

Jeste da imam spor clock, ali zato redovno doterujem sistemski sat.

Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!

Jet engine: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. Sound familiar?

Jet engine theory: suck, squeeze, bang, blow . . .

Jet Engine Theory - Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!

Jet engines suck and blow. Sorry, no gay aircraft allowed here

Jet Jaguar . . . AMMMMMMAAAAAOOOUUUUGHHHH!!!

Jet ne sais pas: Can you fly this thing?

Jet noise - The sound of freedom!

Jet Noise . . . the sound of freedom.

Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrustitty

Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Walrustitty: the Silly Candidate in '96!

Jets are here to stay! (well, for this year)

Jetschpiel - The animated "safety speech" given on airlines

JETSON You're FIRED!

Jetzt mit noch besserer fido-adresse

Jeux sans frontieres.

JEWELERS mount real gems. Jewelry Hillary would look best in? Handcuffs!

Jewish boy to parents: "Mom, Dad . . . I think I'm goy."

Jez? He's a kinda biscuit

Jezik ljubavi je u ocima

Jezik za zubima je nas sluzbeni jezik

JFK: Killed because he wanted to tell TRUTH about UFO's! -Anon

JFK was shot by @!#$&@&!#$ NO CARRIER

JH 28.8k cherche compagne pour réseau. 300 bps s'abstenir

JH3 - ¢ CTRL 'v‚ g§t th‚ r CTRL ght "ü‚ b„b šh HšH

JH3 - §-'vŠ g§ Th p‹ghT ¤‚ á . . . á šh HšH

Jheeesh!!!

Jhegaala shifts as moments pass

Jhereg feeds on others' kills.

Jiggle the plot. Sometimes you have to kick it.

Jigglysomething - Irritating way the camera bounces in yuppie commercials

JIHAD! upon those who declare holy wars!

Jim Bakker taught his dog to heal, drink whiskey, and chase hookers.

Jim, be careful. - Spock | WE will. - McCoy

Jim Beam me up, Scotty

Jim Beam, Scotty!

Jim Bob: Computer software for ya'all.

Jim Bolger is my shephard, I shall soon want.

Jim Brady relied on the Government for his safety

Jim Cooper, Congressman (Tenn.), was an Eagle Scout.

Jim Derr <jim.derr@kandy.com< CSERVE(76266,2634)

Jim: Do you know what English sea monsters have for lunch? Slim: Of course ― fish and ships

Jim is such a bad lover he once caught a peeping tom booing him

Jim Jones Eat sh*t and die

Jim McDougal . . . Would you buy a used governor from this man?

Jim Morrison's favourite BBS activity? Playing The Doors!

Jim Taylor? I heard he is a man of sorts

Jim: That Jones girl doesn't seem to be very intelligent. Jack: No, she didn't pay any attention to me, either

Jim Waddell only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."

Jim Jones - It's a Kool-Aid Day

Jim's World. Party time, excellent!

Jimi Hendrex's modem was a Purple Hayes.

Jimi Hendrix rules!!!

Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes ? . . . ? Oh, yeah, baby

Jimm . . . Jammes . . . Jimmmmy????

Jimm's got an infotel! Jimm's got an infotel!

Jimmer the .QWK mail door for RBBS.

Jimmmmmmmmm, Jimbo, Jimaruskie, Jimarino, the Jimster

Jimmy Buffet for President.

Jimmy Hoffa - A Man Among Giants

Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.

Jimmy Hoffa found in Elvis Presley's grave! Film at 11.

Jimmy Hoffa Found!!! Tammy Faye's Makeup Removed!!!

Jimmy Hoffa has been spotted on the Promenade! Or mabye it's Odo again.

Jimmy Hoffa is buried here ― ― ― > X or is it here? ― > X or..?

Jimmy Hoffa, please call your office immediately!

Jimmy Hoffa ― please call home.

Jimmy Hoffa VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again

Jimmy makes chairs now. Bet the legs aren't even

Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!

Jimmy says resistance is futile. Jimmy says you will be assimilated

Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.

JIMMY DURANTE - Inka Dinka Done

Jimmy's goin' into shock! Jimmy

Jimmy's going to get you, Kramer! Jimmy

Jimmy ― An implement useed by men of acquisitive natures who cannot afford seats in the Stock Exchange

Jingle writers work under ad verse conditions

Jinxy's Veterinary and Taxidermy ― "Either Way You Get Your Dog Back"!

Jippi Yah Yeh

Jive Trek: . . . to macholy boogie down where no dude boogied before

JJ was watching Geraldo talk about SysOp & trek tags needed on 08-07-93

JJ> ok . . . i will. after i figure out what re.. what are they for??

JJ> they

JJJ!!!!:*#/g_lqerJJJJJJ!!!{ 8ry]@jvBnjjjjj (Jaeda's recipe)

JJoohhnn, wwhhaatt ddooeess AAlltt ― EE ddoo??

JKB said! My Cat sleeps in "Cats-Cradles ― it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"

JKB said! "Cat-a-Lan" a network of Cats ― they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"

JKB said! "Cat-Tags" can be a nice way to go ― they're habit forming!

JKB said! December 25th. "Cat-a-Claus" is coming ― Ho Ho Ho!!!

JKB said! My Cat crawls under *Beds* . . . Software crawls under *Windows*

JKB said! My Cat goes "Cat-Blanche" ― it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"

JKB said! My Cat likes "Cat-Mobiles" ― they stop at "Cats-X-ings!"

JKB said! My Cat likes serial Mice for breakfast! it's the "Cats-Meow"

JKB said! My Cat looks for "Bugs-in-Win95"-they're the "Cats-Meoww!"

JKB said! My Cat loves "Santa-Cat-Alina" ― it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"

JKB said! My Cat uses "Cat-Apults" ― they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"

JKB said! Sea Cats prefer "Cat-Amarans" ― they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"

JKB said! WARNING: *Cats* chase Birds ― could be habit forming!!!

JKeyboard Not Found - Press [F1] to Continue

JLP: Jump and Lose Pointer

JLP: one who does not need to pretend to be someone else

JLR: Jump and Lose Return

JMail-H 2.80 (Omega 4a)

JMP if you love assembly language!

JMS has said that Morden was indeed human.

JN: Jump to Nowhere

JNA trt ili smrt?

JNL: Jump when programmer is Not Looking

Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a tagline

Jo, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.

JO(inside)KE < ― inside joke. <g>

JO(inside)KE ― inside joke

Joan Baez had more combat experience than George W. Bush! But then so does Ronald McDonald.

Joan of Arc heard voices too

Joan of Arc is alive and medium well.

Joan of Arc is dead . . . long live Joan of .ZIP!!!

Joan of Arc: patron saint of welders

Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.

Joan of Arc was a virgin, and look where it got her!

Joan of Arc was the patron saint of welding.

Joan Rivers of Borg . . . Can we assimilate?

JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Dead Bishops Conference Host

JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Dog Kennels Conference Host

JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Lumberjacks Conference Host

Job available in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel

Job hunting in California is like fishing in a chlorinated swimming po

Job not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)elfare.

Job opening . . . native-born Esperanto speakers only.

Job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.

Job security? Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!

Job wanted. minimum hours, high pay, good benefits.

JOB: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning

Jobbies Bottoms Willies Farts Fannies and Poohs

Jobs are delegated to the person who understands them the least.

Jobs Rated Almanac: President, US . . . 241 out of 250.

Jocaboodle: A stash of sports figure trading cards.

Jock (Slang), n. - Guy who can squeeze "I love you" into a single belch!

Jockey's daughter, but all the horse manure

Jockey's Rule of Thumb: Put your money where your mount is.

Jockulars: Happy sports announcers.

Jocular - Of or relating to sports

Joe "Skinny Legs" Tagliano? - Dr. Forrester

Joe Biden writes these quotes down . . . I wonder why?

Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?

Joe Dufresne: Random Genius, Thinker of Sometimes Great Thoughts

Joe Goyette - Barney's biggest fan.

Joe Goyette is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality

Joe have you ever been a member of the Illuminati?

Joe Hazelwood for Governor of Alaska

Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. Repeat

Joe McCarthy is dead. . . . good!

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television

Joe McCarthy was cloned, and the clone calls himself Limbaugh.

Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS.

Joe Peschi died for our sins.

Joe Salemi and Ed Lee are the moderators. Accept no substitutes - Anna

Joe Servo - The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo!

Joe Siegler - . . . wall panels are really walls in reality

Joe Siegler - "I know I'm right; you're an ass."

Joe Siegler - Bleh!

Joe Siegler - Conference 7 - Seems I was right all along

Joe Siegler - DOOM is not an Apogee game!

Joe Siegler - Even tougher than a CyberDemon Lord

Joe Siegler - I don't mind quickies, but not with food

Joe Siegler - I haven't been able to kill myself without

Joe Siegler - It'll be out when it's finished!!!

Joe Siegler - It's only $22 if you do it right!

Joe Siegler - Master of the Canned Response

Joe Siegler - My mind doesn't go blank, it clouds up!

Joe Siegler - SWC's Main Board chat police

Joe Siegler - SWC's very own "Mr. Disgusting Coffee Cup"

Joe Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.

Joe vs. the Volcano = screenwriter vs. audience

Joe Winnett : 4015 Penrod; Dallas, Tx. 75211

Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns

Joe Wins At A Track Meet - By C. Howie Runns

JOE NAMATH - Passed Away

Joe. aka <joseph.lalingo@westonia.com>

Joe! A thrustmaster is _not_ a sex toy

Joe's Dinner - "Buffett Special - $2.99 - All You Can Hold Down"

Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!

Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!

Joe's Point ― A Tripacer in the Sky

Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!

Joey Kocur: Ever wonder if his last name holds any precedence - COKER?

Joey the Lemur!

Joey the Lemur! - Mads sing

Jog my memory? I didn't realize it was overweight!

Jog to work tomorrow - Just for the health of it !

Joggers and zodiacs and darts, WTF!

Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion

Jogging my memory is about as close as I get to exercise!

Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger - "I'll be BACH!"

John Bryant, Senator (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.

John Burrows is Elvis Presley

John Cage on the sound track - Mike

John Caradine for Viceroy - Tom

John Colosio | jcolosio@fatal.com |BBS 916(365)7456/6104

John Cretein speaks out of the side of his mouth

John D. Schapiro, Chairman, Boston Metals, was an Eagle Scout.

John D. Waihee III, Governor (Ha.), was an Eagle Scout.

John Deere won't stand behind its manure spreaders

JOHN AKERS - Goodbye, Mr. Chips

JOHN BARTLETT - "R.I.P."

JOHN BELUSHI - I'm a SOUL, man

JOHN CLAYES 1207 RAILROAD AVE. KEWANEE,IL.61443

JOHN DOE - Gone But Not Forgotten

JOHN LENNON - Number Nine . . . or was it 910 ..the one after 909

JOHN WAYNE IS BIG LEGGY

JOHNNY ACTION FINGER - Tom's super hero

JOHNNY KINGSFORD - edges light evenly - Crow's super hero

JOHNSON-LAIRD'S LAW - Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.

Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er . . .

Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia

Join the ASCII ribbon campaign against HTML /\ e-mail and Microsoft attachments.

JOIN Orphan Voyage of Alabama today PO BOX 45754 Madison, WI. 53744

JOIN the club? I FOUNDED the club

JOIN THE ALL-CAPS BBS CLUB! THE WAY BBSING USED TO BE!

JOIN THE BAN OF ASCII 97 THROUGH 122!

JOIN THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST-FREE AMERICA

JOIN! The Pink Bunny Rangers. Special weapons training in Snare drums.

JoJo was a man who thought he was a tagline . . .

JOKER BURGERS!!! Talk about a HAPPY MEAL!!!-Joker

JOKES - The Politically InCorrect conference.

JOKES ― the politically incorrect conference.

JOLLY GREEN GIANT - Rest In Peas

JOLT COLA: TWICE THE CAFFINE

JORDACHE: Pain in the jord

Jos nisam zavrsio ovaj Ta

JOSEPH E. SEAGRAM - He's With Us In Spirits

JOSHI activates Jan 5th

JOURNALIST: Person with nothing on his mind & the power to express it.

JOURNALISTS do it write.

JOUST NAKED @==>>============>

JOY - Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last.

JOYSTICK: Peripheral used by consulting adults.

JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs

JPA: Jump when Pizza Arrives

JPEG: a GIF corruption utility (virus?)

JR> Calvin and Hobbes Taglines!

JR> concerning the words "laywer", "lawyers", "barrister", "solicitor" o

JR> Error Taglines!

JR>ERROR .TAG- Last updated on 06/29/1995 with 106 taglines

JS³ I'm looking for some taglines relating to "vomiting"

JUaqg haqfr vaqttden ki taqngdentblofrdet

Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.

JUG-U-LATE, v. to cut the throat

JUGGERNAUT: Der Fukkengratt Trukken

JUICE!!!

JULIA CHILD - Whisked Away

JULIA CHILDS - Ciao

Julius Caesar On An Aldus Lamp.

JULY 13TH activates Jul 13th

JUMP OFF OF THE CLIFF by Hugo First

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

JUMP! ― One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong

Jumped, not pushed - aD 2001

JUNE 16TH activates Jun 16th

JUNE: When young men graduate from college and begin their education.

Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!!!

Junk software doesn't require MNP transfers

JUNK = stuff we throw away. STUFF = junk we keep.

JUNK(n): stuff we throw away. STUFF(n): Junk we keep.

JUNKFOOD.EXE - necessary command or file name

JURORS do it at her majesties pleasure (UK).

JURORS hand down their verdict.

Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.

JURY: 12 people of average ignorance.

JURY: 12 people who determine which side has the better lawyer.

JURY BACK: Trust Innocent! It was curiosity that killed the cat!

JURY: Twelve people chosen to determine the best lawyer

Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy

Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR

Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean you're not being watched

Just because.

Just being a SysOp qualifies you for the Butterfly Nets.

Just caaaall on Super Chicken! Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!

Just checking out the *one* tagline problem, that's all

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.

Just gimma a slice of . . .

Just give me the chocolate and no one will get hurt!

Just got a new car for my wife . . . Great trade . . .

Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)

Just sliding down the razor blade of life . . .

Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me.

Just taggin' along for the Rime.

Just take those old records off the shelf . . .

Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.

Just trying to keep up . . .

Just waiting for a new version . . . . . .

Just what does that mean?

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Just when you thought it was over you were right.

JUST . . . CRY . . . *HAVOK* . . . !!!

JUST A MATTER OF TIME

JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!

JUST ANOTHER WITHDRAWAL FROM THE INSANITY BANK

JUST ROOTIN' AROUND.

JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING DAVE?

JUSTHOWMANYCHARACHTERSCANYOUPOSSIBLYFITONONETAGLINEANYWAY

Justice is blind and in some cases . . . deaf and dumb.

Justice is incidental to law and order.

JUXTATAG: [Pause] I 'ave no idea wot that means

JVC-the Northgate of the VCR world

*-*-*-*-*-*- KABLOOIE! -*-*-*-*-*-*

Kad cheljad nisu besna, ni kuca nije tesna <|{)

Kad je neko lud, ne budi mu u ogledalu.

Kad muskarac upeca soma, to je ribolov, a zena to je brak.

Kada narcis razbije ogledalo, cetrdeset dana nosi crninu.

Kada resavas problem, puno pomaze ako znas resenje.

KadpritisnemSpacenistasenedesava

Kako se ono zove zenski polni organ??? Na vrh mi jezika . . . .

Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.

Keep London tidy ― eat a pigeon.

Keep this door closed at all times' (!?)

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid; Open it and you'll remove all doubt.

Keep yr eye upon the doughnut, & not upon the hole

Kernels should stay kernels.

KEYBOARD, A device used to enter errors into a computer.

Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.

Kick butt now, take names later?

Kick cat for service.

Kill the lawyers first.

Kill your idol

Kin-HELL!" cried Pooh as Tigger kicked him in the testicles

Kindly use all of your fingers when you wave. <sigh>

KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure!

Kisa pada, trava raste, mi je susimo, pa je pusimo . . .

Kiss me, I'm a Redneck

KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid

Kjhf7u2sfgywh . . . HEY, get the cat off my computer!

Klaatu Barada Nicotine!!!

Klaatu! Barada nicto!

KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!

Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*!

Klingons have Ridges.

Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.

Know what I mean . . . Vern?

Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge

Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.

Ko drugome jamu kopa sam u Nju Orleans . . .

Ko duze ceka posao, pre ce ga dobiti . . .

Ko hoce bolje siroko mu minsko polje!

Ko je napravio ovo SRANJE?! Dokle ce biti sranja u ovoj konf . . . mislim

Ko je za, ruke uvis!

Ko peva zlo ne misli.Ko misli nije mu do pevanja.

Ko pre devojci, sam u nju upada.

Ko ranije umre, bice lepsi les.

Ko ranije umre, duze je mrtav.

Ko se kompjutera masi, od njega i gine.

Ko To kaaz da ja neum em dakucamm?

Ko zna cije je to maslo . . .

Ko zna zashto je to dobro . . .

KO RADI TAJ I GRESI O:)

Kokoska je nacin jednog jajeta da se razmnozava.

Koliko do sledeceg TAG-a . . . Tri sata . . . Izdrzacu . . .

Koliko je 0 radijana u stepenima? Hmm . . . Da! 273.16 K!

Konji imaju vraski dobar razlog da se ne klade na ljude.

Korisnici: Ne kvasi ih i ne daj im da jedu posle ponoci.

Kosa opada zato sto nije zimzelena !

KPLA Klingon Radio: All glory, all the time!

Kroz zatvorena usta hrana ne prolazi.

Krvni pritisak nije preporucljivo meriti oko vrata

Kuacm 300 rechi u mniutu!

Kukavica u opasnosti ne misli mozgom vec nogama.

Kupujte Atari. Uvek moze ponestati drva za lozenje.

"'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'"

La parfume adher toujours a la main qui offre les roses.

LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.

Laboratory experiments have shown that 100% of rats died.

Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.

Ladies and Gentlemen . . . Elvis has left the building.

Ladies with an attitude.

Lako me je prebiti, sto me ne vodis na veceru !!

Laku noc.

Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary

LaQuinta-in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's

Large cats are no no's, but a little pussy is fine.

(Laryngitis) , !" (Laryngitis)

Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL!

Last night, our sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes.

Last one out has to clean up the mess

Last one out of Massachusetts, shut off the lights.

Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

Last year many lives were caused by accidents

Latest figures show the death rate remaining steady at one per person.

Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.

Laugh, and the world ignores you. . . . Crying doesn't seem to work either.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you!

Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.

<Laugh> If only the innocents knew . . . :)

<Laugh> You don't have to give into temptation *every* time..<g>

Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.

Lawyers: the larval form of Politician.

Lawyers, the mothers of deception.

Laz je tachka u kojoj se seku dve istine.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.

Lean books are often larded with the fat of others' works

Learn a foriegn language . . . C

Learn about a lot of things and the world will open up to you.

Learn C++ as a second language!

Learn to fly. Skydive.

Learning makes people fit company for themselves.

Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all . . .

Learning without thought is labor lost.

Leave bad enough alone!

Leave me alone, I'm having a crisis!

Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.

Leisure is the mother of philosophy.

Lekari grese, malo sami a malo sa medicinskim sestrama.

Lepota * pamet = konstanta

Let Art alone. He's got enough guys sleeping with him.

Let Art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!

Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.

Let me say this: bein' an idiot is no box of chocolates.

Let no good deed go unpunished.

Let the PTT be with You!

Let them eat cache.

Let X = X.

Let's blow this joint . . . starting with the cute guy over there.

Let's choose up sides and argue about it!

Let's go DX around the world

Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun.

Let's Keep Incest In The Family!

Let's Keep Incest Where it Belongs - In The Family.

Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.

Let's spend the night together!

Liberal: One who leaves the room when the fight begins. Conservative: One who starts fight but doesn't really understand why.

"Lie On the Floor and Stay Calm"

Life . . . too many questions, damn few answers.

"Life," said Marvin, "Don't talk to ME about life!"

Life before the real world ― work.

Life begins after coffee!

Life begins at contraception

Life has a great deal up its sleeve.

Life is a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute.

Life is a lot like parachuting in that it's important to do it right the first time

Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease . . . no cure!

Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.

Life is about timing.

Life is an onion and one peels it crying.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!

Life is as easy as 3.141592653589 . . .

Life is boring without EDLIN

Life is full of little surprises. ― Pandora

Life is hard with an extended alphabet . . . <sigh>

Life is like a metaphor

Life is like a simily

Life is like an analogy.

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.

Life is like photography. You develop the negative.

Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.

Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.

Life is sexually transmitted . . . and terminal!

Life is short, eat desert first!!

Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me.

Life, n.: a sexually transmitted disease that is fatal.

Life starts at '030, fun starts at '040, impotence starts at '86

Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.

Life: what happens when you have other plans.

LIfe is like a box of chocolates, fundies are turds mixed in the box

Life's a beach, then you dive.

Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!

Life's too short for bad coffee.

Life's unfair - but root password helps!

Lifestyles of thr Rich and PC Compatible.

Like it or not this is a tagline, too.

like Topsy, it "just growed"

Liposuction will destroy your FAT.

Lips that touch Liquor, shall never touch mine.

List(en)ing by phone . . .

Listen Sparky!

Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives

Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits . . .

LISTEN to your children

Listing for quotes.tags tags

Live and let Spam.

Live long and prosper . . . But don't let the IRS know.

Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.

Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.

Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun.

Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.

Ljubav dva kompjutera sa zajednickim terminalom je tehnoloski incest.

Ljubav je bolest zbog koje se ide u krevet.

Ljudsko kod kompjutera jeste nedostatak savesti.

Loading WIN 95 . . . Want some coffee?

Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.

Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.

Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>

Long time his manxome foe he sought

Look at the weaver, looming in the corner!

Look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!

Look Ma, No Taglines!

Look, mom: âA ý üîó NO CARRIER

Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!

Look out for #1 and don't step in #2 either.

Look out for barking dogs that bite.

Look out for number one. But don't step in number two!

Look out! . . . Here comes winter, AGAIN!!

Look unimportant - The enemy may be low on ammo

Look where you're going or you won't get there.

Looking for Vanna's brains . . . did you find them?

Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!

LOOKOUTDAMMIT . . . !!! I'm áeta Testing!! ²²²²²

LOOKOUTGODDAMMIT . . . !!! I'm Beta Testing!!͸

Looks like a booger ― > @ , but its s not.

Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts!!

Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.

Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.

Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.

Lots of things are easy when you know the answer

Love & scandal are coffee's best sweeteners.

Love and Trust: Oral sex between cannibals.

Love is a matter of chemistry; Sex is a matter of physics.

Love is a sickness that slows down your career

Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener.

Love is grand . . . Divorce is twenty grand . . .

Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties.

Love means an unlimited charge card!

Love, n.: a situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself.

Love of money is the root of all politics.

Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge intact.

Love thy neighbour . . . just don't get caught!

Love truth but pardon error.

Love your enemies ― it makes them so damned mad.

Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.

Love's a Bitch, Duck . . .

Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.

Ludo burazere, ludo ! . . .

LUNACY my Best personality trait!

Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes.

LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS

Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.

Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.

Lycanthopy Nooooooooowwwww !! µÍÍÍÄÄÄ

Lysdexics of the world, untie!

M d ¤gŠr§ CTRL s wh‰¤ ¡ k¤"w wh‘t 'm d§‹üg.

M - I - C Seeya real soon!

Mƒd ‘ m‚üt . . . l ü"t , b CTRL t ô•rg"t wh‚r ‹ pt ‹t.

Ma naci ce se i za to vremena ;))

MA DAJ MI VEC JEDNOM TU BUNDEVU !!! :))))

Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong

Macho does not prove mucho.

Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.

MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove

MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The OS Hangs!

Macro Macro Macro

Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband

Madam I'm Adam

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Madonna Gump: Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time

Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente.

Magick Happens!

Mail found: praise SysOp!

Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.

Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!

Mail Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame SysOp.

Majstore prikucaj jos jedan.Klizim! (u potpisu)ISUS . . .

Make a difference in the world today: Subtract

Make another pot of coffee . . . I'm gonna read mail.

Make friends with SysOps; page them at 3:00 am.

Make like a drum and beat it!

Make my day, kill a GUI today.

Make someone happy; mind your own business.

Make them eat wake

Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana

Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.

Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!

Make your wife angry during sex: Call her up.

Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.

Mama, mama, neki ludak se seta u mojoj glavi!

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Danish!

Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!

Man Shoots Sparks When He Passes Gas!

Management's job is to keep 'em too busy to look for other jobs.

Managing programmers is like herding cats.

Manifest: Why lift the hood?

Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.

Many are cold but few are frozen.

Many men smoke, but fu man chu

Many pages make a thick book.

Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.

Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.

¤ ¤ ― Marcel Marceau.

MARKY IS ALL YOURS!

Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Marriage is the main cause for divorce.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.

Married by the law of man, divorced thanks to God.

Mary had a little lamb . . . a little beef, a little ham.

Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was quite surprised.

Mary had a little RAM ― only about a MEG or so.

Masochist: "Whip me!". . . . Sadist: "No! . . . Give me Quotes"

Math problems? Call 1-800-[5E1*(9^2+18/3)+49^(1/2)

Maths and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

Matrix me the Epson way!

May the Farce be with you

May the Great God of SysOpping smile upon you. :)

May the Porsche be with you . . . .

May the wind behind you always be your own.

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.

May you live in interesting times

May you never live to see your wife a widow

May your screen live long and phosphor.

Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake!

Maybe it's right to be nervous now . . .

Maybe yer just a Bay City Rollers fan . . .

MAYBE, and that's final!

Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator

McD's sign-World famous hot coffee-Over 2.5 million awarded

MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2

Me hav'um heap fucking trouble". - Tonto the programmer

Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?

Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.

Me: one who operates at a 90 angle to reality

Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos !

Me? . . . a skeptic? . . . I trust you have proof.

Mean people suck.

Meaning of life: To m$'ÝóË ½ NO CARRIER

Meat Community = Mesna Zajednica

Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke . . . )

Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.

Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .

MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers

MegaMail ― ― What A Wonderful Toy!

MegaReader á tester - and PROUD of it!

MegaReader áeta árigade

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!

Memory . . . .?? . . . .What memory??

Memory allocation error: Reboot System!

Memory is a thing we forget with.

Memory is no problem, as long as you have enough . . .

Memory is the second thing to go; I forget what's first.

Men give love to get sex, women give sex to get love.

Men of peace usually are [brave].

Mene boli dupe kada nestane struje. Svitac.

Menjam sobnu lampu za dvosobnu!

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to SysOp (D)rop Carrier.

MEOW . . . SPLAT . . . RUFF . . . SPLAT . . . (Raining cats & dogs)

Meow" <SPLAT!> "Woof" <SPLAT!> Jeez, it's really raining today.

Mercy, Buckets! (As they say in France)

Message-write macros, Made to Order.

Messages are off-topic in the Tagline Echo.

Metaphors be with you!

Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils

Micro, Soft Boy!

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only

Midden: a kind of fingerless glove

Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.

Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc . . .

Might as well face it, you're addicted to code . . .

Mimic the turtle: to get places, it sticks its neck out!

Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?

Minds, like parachutes, work best when open . . .

Mineri, device i padobranci grese samo jednom

Minnesota DOS: You tink so? (Y)ah sure, you betcha (I) dunno (U)fdah!

Miracle Ear: Ferrengi sex toy.

Mislim da mislim, dakle mislim da postojim.

Mislim da sam videla cica-macu.

Mislim, dakle postojim - rece plavusa i nestade.

Missed by that much.

Missed it by | | <- That much!

Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!

Missing - presumed married.

Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.

Mistakes/misspellings are fictional: any similarities to real ones are incidental.

Mistakes? I don't make misakes!

Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.

Mister! Here's your mule!

Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.

Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an "A" in sex class.

Mixed Emotions: Your teenager gets an A in Sex Education.

Mladici bolje bare a devojke bolje mesaju.

Mladost bi trebala biti stedna banka za starost . . . (;)

MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!

Mnogi ljudi ne znaju sta misle dok ne cuju sta govore:)

Mnogi muskarci, kada bi mogli, promenili bi svoje zene.

Mobius strippers never show you their back side.

Mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo

"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn

Modem sex begins with a handshake . . .

Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.

Modem. . . . A deterrent to phone solicitors.

Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds

Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.

Modeming's more fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.

Modems . . . MOdulator DEModulator . . . MOney owDEd to Ma bell!

Modems . . . reach out and BYTE someone!

Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!

Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles

Moderator . . . Kinda like a SysOp, only more arrogant.

Moderator of the FidoNet STERN-SHOW Conference

Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.

. . . ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo . . .

Moja zenska je prava kvocka, po ceo dan sedi na jajima !

Molimo pametnije da vise ne popusaju, stanje je kriticno!

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!

Monday, November 18, 1991 at 4:15 am.

Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.

Mondays - the potholes in the road of life.

Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.

Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.

Money is round, it rolls away.

Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..

Money is the root of all evil. Send $20 for more information.

Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!

Money is the root of all evil; we all need roots!

Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$

Money is the sinews of both love and war.

Money talks - mine always says "Goodbye".

Money: the root of all evil. Roots are important.

MONEY TALKS . . . but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!

Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces.

Monolith Mall: My god, it's full of stores!

Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.

Monotheism is a gift from the gods

MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !

Morality is a private and costly luxury.

More means worse. - That include sex??

More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!

More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH.

Morning: cause for alarm

Moscow in flames, missles headed our way, film at 11

Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.

Most of our future lies ahead.

Most people deserve each other! ® -

Most political jokes get elected

Mother turkey to her disobedient children: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"

Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send Donations to:

Mozak je ono cime mi mislimo da mozemo da mislimo.

Mozda je pamet na ceni, ali glupost se vise isplati.

Moze, moze . . . Sve moze . . .

Mp "dŠ, šp §d‰, D"wü •dŠ, CTRL xp §d - ® ®

MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!

Mr C, may I be excused? My brain is full.

Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies.

Mrzim (glupe) tagove . . .

Mrzim rasizam, Crnce i Kineze.

Mrzim sankcije. Mrze i one mene.

Mrzim TagLine!

Mrzim TV skoro koliko i kikiriki, ali ga i dalje jedem (Orson Vels)

Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once . . .

Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm

Muskarci su kao kasetofon: kad zakazu - ciste glavu alkoholom.

Mustang Software!! Repeat that and I will wash your mouth

Mutants for nuclear power! }-)

Muzeva je uvek poslednja i glasi: "Da Draga"!!!

My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.

My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.

My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.

My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A . . .

My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.

My brain is dynamic - please refresh my memory.

My christmas cards this year were all environmentally correct, they were made from recycled christmas trees.

My computer has a virus and can't call in to work today.

My computer NEVER loc

My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!

My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.

My dad and I are siamese twins.

My desk is a large wastebasket with drawers and a modem.

My dream is a code waiting to be broken.

My EGO is better than your EGO.

My epitaph: SysOp not buried here. Leave feedback instead?

My girl can't wrestle, but you should see her box.

My God! It's full of stars!

My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.

My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT

"My homework ate my dog." ― Genetics student

My Hovercraft is full of Eels.

My how time flies when you're having fun!

My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.

My karma just ran over your dogma.

My last original thought died of loneliness.

My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!

My life is like a beer commercial.

My life is still in beta testing.

My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused.

My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.

My mind is closed so my body speaks

My mind is not twisted! . . . It's just bent in several strategic places.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

My mistakes are purely erroneous.

My mother invented me. My father denies!

My mouse only has one ball . . . .

My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.

My opinions are my own, but sign the right NDAs, pay those royalties on time and in cash, and they may be yours, too.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

My other brain's a schizofrenic

My other car is a Red Barchetta

My other car is an Edsel.

My other computer is a +4 . . .

My other computer is a C64.

My other computer is a Cray

My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation

My other computer is a VAX.

My other computer is an IMSAI . . . .

My other machine is a Cray III.

My other tag line is a killer!

My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.

My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.

My RAM has 243 K free

My reality check just bounced.

My sex drive had a head crash.

My sexual harrassment policy - 3x a week or I'll start complaining!

My shirt was so tight, the men could hardly breathe!

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

My stereo's «-fixed, said Tom monotonously.

My SysOp can beat up your SysOp. Phhheeettt

My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.

My tagline can beat up your tagline . . .

My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.

My twit file runneth over.

My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!

My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!

My Universe - I hate party bashers . . . . . .

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

My wife doesn't have a den; she growls from anywhere.

My wife left me - There IS a God!

My wife's other car is a BROOM!

My Windows are closed.

MY SysOp lets me say things like C E N S O R E D

M† r¡s‰, b CTRL t rŠô–s‰ t" sh¡ü . . .

Na svetu ima dve stvari sto smrde kao riba, a jedna od njih je riba.

Na tajnoj vecheri su se zalozili za javnost u radu.

Nadam se da je doprinos doprineo doprinosu.

Najbolje se vidi odozdo gde krov prokishnjava.

Najbolje tri stvari: Cigareta pre, i posle

Najbolji slikari mrtve prirode su fabrike . . .

Najbolji vicevi nisu smeshni.

Najgora stvar u vezi sa cenzurom je .

Najpoznatiji americki general je General Motors

Najvise volim otvorenu devojku u zatvorenoj sobi!!!

NAK NAK Who's there? # E ) NO CARRIER

Name:³º º³º³ ³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ Rank: º³º ³ºÝ³ Serial No:³º

NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.

NASCAR ― Where speed excells!

Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca.

Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley

Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.

Nazovi me ako ti treba broj mog telefona!

Ne budi sujeveran, snaci ce te nesreca!

Ne bulji ceo dan u monitor ― prosetaj malo!

Ne cujem dobro, ali uhapsicemo i njega!

Ne daj se, Ines. Nije ti se ni majka dala.

Ne gazite travu, pusite je!

Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK, nista se ne cuje!

Ne, ne dizi tu slusal!@#$$%^&* () (*&&^%#@%@#^@# NO CARRIER

Ne pijem, ne pusim, ne jurim ribe, samo pomalo lazem . . .

Ne pijem, ne pusim, ne psujem, u jebote upade mi cigara u pivo!

Ne pusim, ne pijem, ne psujem. Jebote, pade cigara u pivo.

Ne trosi vreme citajuci ovaj Tag, radi nesto pametnije.

Necrophilia means never having to say . . . well, anything.

Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!

Neither rain, nor snow, nor ILin¡¥‘ ¤§ $

Nekada sam bio ljudsko bice, a onda sam dobio modem.

Nekada su ljudi bili blizi jedni drugima. Oruzje je imalo mali domet

Nema demokratije.Nema demok . . . $#*^Ima demokratije! Ima demokratije!

Nema vode, pa nemamo struje . . . Sta li je sled*%^& NO CARRIER

Nemoguce, sve je to Paradoksalno 4.5.

Nemoj da krades ovaj Tag!

Nemoj silom, uzmi veci cekic!

Nemojte da pijete dok vozite! Prosipace vam se pice u krivinama . . .

NEpI CMenN-Ma yla3 ZaBraHjeH?-

Nepotism is relational.

Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!"

Network management is like trying to herd cats . . .

Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".

Never a victim without retribution!!

Never accept beer from a urologist.

Never accept chocolates from a proctologist.

Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.

Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup

Never Argue With a Skunk, Porcupine, Mule, Woman or a SysOp

Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!

Never have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.

Never hit a man when he's down - always kick him.

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.

Never judge a man by his taglines.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a machine know you're in a hurry

Never lose your sense of the superficial.

Never mind the facts - I know what I know

Never mind the oxygen. This man's a donor.

Never mix water with chocolate.

Never moon a werewolf.

Never order chicken-fried steak in a place that doesn't have a jukebox.

Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.

Never pet a burning dog.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely

Never running from a real fight' . . . who WROTE that line?!

Never say you know a man until you have divided

Never sleep with anyone crazier than you are.

Never smirk at the judge.

Never take a beer to a job interview.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.

Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me" . . . .

Never trust a skinny cook.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

Never use a small word when a complicated phrase will do.

Never verb your nouns.

Never vote for a politician. It only encourages them.

New Book: _How to write a How To book_

New DOS command: ASSPOS.EXE - Assume the position

New male birth control pill! Put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

New Now = Novi Sad

New Pantene Bimbo shampoo, it won't happen overnite but it will happen.

New restaurant on the moon: cool, but no atmosphere . . .

New Technology is Always Priced Just Beyond Your Budget

NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash . . . SysOp Strikes a Directory Tree.

Newton, MA

Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!

Next week, Johnny, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring your sister!

Ni losi ne bi napravili toliko zla.

Nibbles, bits, bytes . . . .great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?

Nice girl in sight: (G)o, (R)un, (H)urry, (D)o it?

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice view from the balcony Mr. King.

Nicija zemlja se najbrze pretrci !

Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with.

Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.

NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!

Nije imao jaja, pa su ga nasadili.

Nije se ogreshio o zakon, vec o izmene i dopune.

Nije sve u textu, ima nesto i u interpretaciji

Nikad ne reci nikad!

Nisam lepa, al' sam zato glupa.

Nisam ni Rambo ni Konan al' bih rado da sednem za volan!

Nishta kume vezbamo za film . . .

Nista je nista - ali ni nesto nije Bog zna sta.

No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.

No answer is also an answer.

No beer, wine, or liquor will ever touch my lips . . . I use a straw.

No Brain, No Pain.

NO CARRIER

NO COMMENT

No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline

No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.

No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem.

No decorations necessary.

No dolphins were killed to produce this message.

No excuse, really, just a brain made of turnips.

No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.

No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.

NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes, and redheads!)

No, I never read the documentation

No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.

No main ( ) No Gain!

No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist

No man is an island, but then, no man is a potato salad, either.

No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.

No medicine can cure a vulgar person.

No Money? Problem.

No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!

No, no, Nurse! I said clean off his SPECTACLES!

No one can stop an earthquake . . . .Shift Happens

No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.

No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.

No one loves a fat man except his grocer.

No person should govern another without their permission.

No program works the first time you run it.

No raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.

No real problem has a solution . . .

No reason for it; it's just my policy.

*** No Response Required ***

|\| 0 $ î % › ' š $ î $ á ' D î CTRL î $

NO Scotch and sofa! It's gin and platonic for you.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

No sex with anyone in the same office.

No tagline!

No Tagline available at this time.

No wanna work . . . Wanna bang on keyboard!

No wonder can last more than three days.

No worry, only Robinson Crusoe got it all done by Friday.

No, you *can't* call 911 now. I'm downloading my mail.

NO New Mail. Leave threatening message for SysOp? (Y/N)

No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?!

Noah saved the animals from the flood by ARCing them.

Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!

Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.

Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble.

Nobody can be like me. Even I have trouble doing so.

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition

Nobody expects the . . . Oh Bugger!

*NOBODY* expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Nobody notices the big errors.

Nobody notices when things go right, and I'm noticed.

Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed.

Nobody notices when things go right.

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

Nominate Freeware for the Freeware Hall of Fame

Nominated for Backhanded Compliment of the Year . . .

None of these Taglines were sexist or offensive? Where did I go *WRONG*?

None of you exist. My SysOp types all this in!

Nose and nose on the wire . . . who d'ya _like_?????

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.

Not a morning person' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it . . .

Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.

Not all men are fools. Some of them are bachelors.

Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!

Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity . . .

Not enough disk space? Just use: Assign C = A Format A:

Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!

Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for sex.

Not now . . . I have to go mow the laundry.

Not now, I have a headache!

Not on your life !

Not one step closer, or I'll drop carrier! I warn you!

Not only am I a master of suspense, but I . . . . .

Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.

Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation

Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.

Not tonight honey . . . I have a modem

Not* using Qmail DeLuxeý . . . and loving it!

Note: (((((This message in Stereo where available)))))

Note: The light at the end of the tunnel is a dead end with a mirror, reflecting the light you're carrying.

NOTE: Only trained personnel should change the light at the end of the tunnel.

Nothing behind you matters

Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go worng, go wro

Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.

Nothing Follows ****

Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.

Nothing is foolproof; fools are so ingenious.

Nothing is more productive than the last minute

Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up

Nothing is so useless as a general maxim.

Nothing matters, and what if it did???

Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.

Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.

Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.

Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.

Now about that bridge you sold me . . .

Now Available - hREPORT for GAP BBS!

Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?

NOW I've put my ear in it!

Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix . . .

Now if I could only find the Video switch!

*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.

Now is the WIN.ter of our disc contents. ― Bill Gatespear

ti gnivol dna . . . ýexuLeD liamQ gnisu *ton* woN

Now showing in Osaka, Japan

Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.

Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?

Now THAT'S entertainment!

Now, THIS is a tagline

Now touch these wires to your tongue!

Now using Qmail DeLuxeý (1.21) . . . and loving it!

Now where did I park my hard drive??

Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?

Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?

Now where did I put that nitwit filter?

NOW, you can press the other key to continue . . .

Now you're Laughing

(NR] My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!

Nuclear submarines major problem: Whale mating season.

Nuke 'em til they glow, then shoot them in the dark.

Nuke the baby fur whales.

Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus.

Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.

#12 Fancy. To be sexually attracted to or to desire. Also a tea cake.

# define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare

# exclude <windows.h>

# Make the SysAdmin warm and fuzzy" ― IRIX 5's /etc/rc2

# N@I've done you before, haven't I?

Nuthin' is simple sometimes . . .

Nymphomaniac: A masculine vocabulary term for a woman who wants to (and is able to successfully) do it more often than he does.

Nymphomaniacs like in different men

O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech.

O.K to continue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>

Obeseni je ziveo povuceno. Oko vrata.

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Objects are just data structures with an attitude.

Obozavam da kradem Tagove!

Obrij me majko motornom pilom!

Ocerupana guska ne nosi zlatna jaja.

Ocky: Watch me pull a SysOp out of my hat!

Od biraca nema jebaca " :)))

Od rakije nema bolje zene

Od sexa je jedino bolje . . . bolje . . . hmmm . . . dupli sex?

Odbijanje hrane predstavlja grubo mesanje u rad unutrasnjih organa!!!

Odracuonogkomijedrpiorazmaknicu!

Of all liars, memory is the most convincing

Of all my relations, I like sex the best.

Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one

Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.

Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date

Of course I tessssted it.

Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?

Of course I'll respect you in the morning. Now roll over.

Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic!

Of course I'm a wizard, son. I've got a tall pointy hat!

Of course I'm open minded! Aren't you?

Of course I'm sane. The voices said so.

Of course my password is the same as my pet's name. My macaw's name is currently Q4_7p%%?^Y!3-9, but I change it every 90 days.

Of course we could 'strike a happy medium'! But then she probably wouldn't be happy anymore.

Of Course I'm open minded! Aren't you?

Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ?"¹Üµ› ô

Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ß"¹Üµ› ô

OFF-line mail makes SysOps happy.

Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar.

Offuck = Odjebati

Often a clear conscience is just a poor memory

Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.

Oh, *you're* no fun anymore!

Oh boy . . .

Oh Damn! I almost stole a tagline!

Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone . . .

Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK . . .

Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.

Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!

Oh, no! Not another learning experience!

Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.

Oh that? He had been playing leap frog with a unicorn.

Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.

Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.

Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!

Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija

Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?

OH NO, a worm in my tagline Ü ß Ü ß Ü ß Ü ß Ü ß

OH NO, my hard di?k has become a floppy (sigh)

OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies ― AGAIN!!

Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace!!!

Ohmygosh! . . . Ugottabekidding . . . . . .

Ok . . . So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.

Ok, now for a quick backu á&ýž™^1»

OK Dear, I'll turn it off 'IN JUST A MINUTE' [sigh]

OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.

OK! I admit it. I'm just here for the thrill.

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!

Okay SysOps - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo . . .

Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez!

Oko za oko - pasta za zube.

Old age and treachery outdo youth and skill.

Old age is better than the alternative.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Old birds are hard to pluck.

Old days: Wine, Women, Song. Now a'days: Coffee, Computers, CD's.

Old enough to know better; . . . too damned young to care!

Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O.

Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????

On a clear desk you can never find anything.

On a clear disk you can seek forever

On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?

On leave from CNN . . .

On the cutting edge of software evolution.

On the face of the place = Na licu mesta

On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.

On the road of life, there are drivers & passengers . . .

On the subject of SEX: I'm in favor of it.

Onaj ko ignorise istoriju nema ni proslost ni buducnost.

Onaj ko se dobro opravdava cesto nista drugo ne ume.

Onaj ko u razgovoru zadrzava dah naziva se slusalac.

Onaj koji bezi ima 1000 puteva pred sobom, onaj koji ga prati, samo 1.

Once uttered, words run faster than the horses i bet on.

One accurate measurement is worth one thousand opinions

One atom bomb can ruin your whole day

One beer gets me drunk . . . usually the 47th.

One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes.

One Disk to rule them all, One Disk to Find them. One Disk to hold the Files and in the Darkness grind them.

One good turn gets all the blankets!

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

One if by LAN, two if by .C !

One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.

One legged girls are pushovers

One lie always leads to another.

One man gathers what another man spills . . .

One man's constant is another man's variable.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

One man's Windows are another man's walls.

One more time . . . Trying Megamail

One never knows, do one?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

One person's <grin> is another's <groan>.

One person's error is another person's data.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor . . .

One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!

One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.

One who is in peril thinks with their legs.

One who objects to being a sex object, probably isn't.

*One* True God? . . . No, I have about 92.

Onfuck = Najebati

Online

ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test

Only a test. Had this been an actual tagline . . .

Only death is fatal - life is not!

Only they can conquer who believe they can.

Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.

Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance'

Only in your dreams are you really free.

Only lemmings jump to conclusions.

Only the leftists are right anymore.

Only the mediocre are always at their best.

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

Only the rich have distant relatives.

Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher.

Only the users like QWK doors and Compucom modems.

Onounce you man & wife!" "Yahoo!!! NO MORE ALIMONY!!!

Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo?'" Spock

Ooh, what a headache . . . <:- (

ÔÔh¤ ŽC hanks for hanging up, dear.

Ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard

Oops, I'm not Scandinavian, sorry.

Oops, used up another helmet today.

OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!

OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore

OOPs! This is C++, not C!

Open mouth, insert shoe store

Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally

Open mouth - Insert foot - Now say something intelligent.

Open mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!

Open mouth; insert foot; echo internationally . . .

Open the pod bay doors, Hal. Hal . . . ? Hal . . . ?

Open the restroom door HAL, , , , HAL! . . . I'm not kidding, HAL . . .

Open Windows and let bugs in.

Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in . . .

Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor . . .

Operacijom mu je odstranjen mozak, sad moze da vrsi duznost milicajca.

OPERATER ERROR . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot . . .

Operation Rescuers are too ugly to have sex with anyway.

Operator . . . give me the number for 911, quick!

Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am

Opet mi se zaglavio tasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Opinions are like socks ― they smell after awhile

Optical mice have no balls!

Optometrist's office: Eyes examined while u watch

Oral self-stimulation is possible", admitted Tom, swallowing his pride. "I am NOT a gay necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead Earnest.

Oral sex is a matter of taste!

Oriental sex - « hour later you're horny again!

Origin: Don't you DARE touch this tagline! (1:141/356)

Origin of Life? just check my refrigerator . . .

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Originality is undetected plagiarism.

OS/2 2 . . . Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????

OS/2 Fat Man in a Slow Car

OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!

OSI Layers - People don't need to see Paula Abdul.

Osmeh je jedna kriva linija koja moze da ispravi mnoge stvari.

Ostavio sam duvan. Ne bih voleo da me zatvore u celiju za pusace !

Ostrich: He often runs so fast he leaves himself behind.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

Otkad je stigao na cilj, ne prestaje da trchi pochasne krugove.

OÚ Ä ¿E Ú¿AÚE 983 - H A J 3 A Ú Ä ¿ ¿ ³/³ P ³/³ /\ ³/³ A !

OUCH! . . . Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper . . .

Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS

Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.

Our Goddess gave Birth to your god

Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.

Our safety which art in hollow-point, Hydra-Shok be thy name.

Our streets are clean. People have nothing to throw away. ;))

Our viewers need proof!

Out of Order ― ― ― ― ― ― -

Outside noisy, inside empty.

Ovaj embargo je grozan. Ko ce da izdrzi jos 101 godinu?

Ovaj Tag je ovde greskom. Ne obazirite se na njega.

Ovako lep oktobarski dan nismo imali celog avgusta

Ovde je nekada bio TagLine. Vise ga nema.

Over 5 billion taglines served

Over 72% believe in statistical claims with no given source.

Overdrawn at the memory bank again

Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans.

Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem.

Overweight just sort of snacks up on you.

Overweight? I prefer to say I'm chocolate-enriched.

Ovo je Tag N§1.

Ovo nisam ja napisao.

"Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."

"Ow d'ya know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a NEWT!"

"Ow d'you know 'e's a King?" "'e 'asn't got $&!# all over 'im."

P.S. Your fly is open.

'P' is for PETA who's boycotting this!

Pa jesi li ti normalan, nemoj silom! Uzmi VECI CEKIC!

!ym ho , srood 'n' sredaer 'n' stekcaP ²²²²²

PacQwk? Psssst, vojna tajna . . .

Pade mi kamen sa srca, al' upade u bubreg!

Paederastrian Crossing

Page your SysOp at 3:00am and learn new words.

PAGE: Beep the speaker at the SysOp to see if he's at home.

"Paid off"? What does that mean?

Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned

Pala je bomba u obdaniste. Sada ima duplo vise dece :>>

Pandora, get away from that box!!

Pant pant pant> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh MAN! That was SUPER!

Pants: Trousers' country cousins.

Paramedics are patient people.

Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe.

Paranoia is heightened awareness.

Paranoids are never alone.

Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing . . .

Pardon me, I've been BBSing.

Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload

Parenthood - Feeding the mouth that bites you!

Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life.

Part-time Chocolate Patrol.

Part-time musicians are semiconductors

PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL . . . C fills all the gaps!

Pass by the open WINDOWS

Pass with care; driver is a Skoal addict.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly

Passwords? ― We don' need no steenkin passwords!

PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN;C:\ME\USE\OS2

Patience is a virgin.

Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something.

Patience NOW!

Patience ― Wait control

PATIENCE: A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait.

Paul Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"

Pave the bay.

PC kuciste je najhigijenskija WC solja. Sve ti oduva ventilator . . .

PC RAID . . . Kills program bugs, DEAD!

PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.

Peace is a commodity of assurance.

PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!

Pedal to the Metal

Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.

'Pedorasto', the game for all the family.

Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!

Pee Wee Herman Tour '91 . . . COMING IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU

PeeWee doesn't want a lawyer.Says he can get himself off.

PeeWee Herman really holds his own in public!

Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff

Pendrek je organ za razmnozavanje zvezda!!!

Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.

Penny for your thoughts . . . Hey! I deserve change!

Pentium: A CPU chip aspiring to be a blast furnace.

Pentium instruction of the day: BTW = Branch on Third Wednesday

Pentium instruction of the day: MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity

Pentium instruction of the day: RJE: Return Jump and Explode

Pentium is like a box of chocolates. ― Forrest Intel

PentiumSX - Any Pentium machine running Windows.

People are boring. Computers are fun.

People are still having sex.

People are the only creatures with the power of laughter.

People in the passing lane that don't pass will be shot

People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend

People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.

People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.

People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.

People who eat snails are slime!!

People who give up smoking live to regret it

People who live in glass houses shouldn't.

People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted

People would be alive if there were a death penalty

Perestr•ika . . . Llibertat . . . Demana PAU, au!

Perica - to smo svi mi . . .

Perite ruke, ali i sapun.

Perry Mason for Supreme Court Justice!

Personal Mail DB Manager - Not Just Another Mail Reader!!

PERSONAL COMPUTING . . . A Terminal Disease.

Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."

Pets are the soul of the household

Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because

Philadelphia Pa . . . We Bomb our Citizens

Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding.

Philosophical error: Demonstrate the existence of a key to continue.

Phone sex is passe. Phone chocolate is in!

Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!

Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.

Photographers do it with a shutter.

Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!

Pi R Square? No! Pie R Round-Cornbread R Square!

Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!

Piano Mouth: Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.

Pick, scrape, roll into a ball, and flick.

Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine! Grawk!" (Parroty error)

Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!

Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the backbacon eh!

Pine Trees are fine trees!

Pirated tagline. Contact the author, then the cops and SysOp.

Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!

Pise "Insert disk #3", a stala su samo dva!

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

Pitchfork (n.): tool used to unload dead babies from boxcars

Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies

Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass.

PKUNZIP? What, is my fly down?

Place in Reader's Mind, Light Fuse, Get Away. Do Not Hold in Hand.

Place written complaint and proof here====>[]

Plan to be more spontaneous.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Planned parenthood ― - the impossible dream.

Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.

Plano? They have computers in Plano?????

Plate. Shrimp. Plate of shrimp. I tell ya, it's weird.

Play it Again, Sam

Playing around with DeLuxeý is real fun!

Playing the fool and winning.

Please affix a first class postage stamp to your next message.

Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay ― I checked. But if you don't trust me, you're welcome to check it yourself.

Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay ― I checked, it's there.

Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.

Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.

Please Don't Honk; I can only go Warp 4

Please Hold . . .

Please leave deposit in appropriate bank . . .

Please let me know if you did not receive this message.

Please Mr. SysOp . . . I want some more . . .

Please put all complaints in this box. [ ] Write ledgibly.

Please reply if you don't see this tagline.

Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your SysOp

Please return stewardess to the original upright position.

Please say it isn't so!!!

Please Stand By . . . . . .

Please stop picking your nose and reply to this message.

Please wait . . . SysOp has exited to DOS . . .

Please wait ONE HOUR before replying . . .

PLEASE STAND-BY: SysOp HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS . . . (TAKING A LEAK)

Please! Do not break character!

Please! Take my word for it.

Pleased to chat with you!

Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

PMDBM - If it can be simplified, it will be!!

PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers.

Poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty

Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips.

Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.

Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.

Poker rules supplement: A .44 Magnum beats 4 aces.

==/==/==/== Police Tagline ==/== Do Not Cross ==/==/==/==

Policy does not imply that sanity is a SysOp requirement.

Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!

Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.

Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.

Polygamy's OK, as long as it's kept in the family.

Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into a dark hole.

Poprxvite mi txstxturu - jx kxd hocu dx otkucxm "x", onx otkucx "x".

POPs+OOPs+C==C++

Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?

Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.

Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!

Posle 4 piva pocinjem da shvatam sustinu sveta.

Possession, n. The whole of the law.

Postscript, . . . Prescript, . . . what's the difference?

Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.

Potok tece tok tok tok, ja se gojim grok grok grok

Potrzebie!

Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot.

Power attracts the corruptable.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real.

Practice safe eating: use condiments.

Practice Safe Hex ― BackUp Your Hard Drive . . .

Praise "Bob" and pass the 'frop!

Praise GNU from whom all blessings flow

Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.

Pravac zatvor bez prolaska kroz Napred®!

PRAVI LJUDI NA PRAVA MESTA (GDE NACI TOLKE ZATVORE)

Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!

Pre pustanja jezika u pogon, proveri da li ti je mozak ukljucen.

Precinct toilets stolen! Police have nothing to go on.

Predestination was doomed from the beginning.

Preljuba: dvoje pogresnih ljudi rade pravu stvar.

Prema zadnjim procenama, preko 67% statisticara gresi.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Preserve an endangered species: Female SysOps

Preserve wildlife . . . pickle a squirrel.

Press "+" to see another tagline.

Press (g) to garble or (e) to encrypt with unknown key.

Press < CTRL >-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue . . .

Press ALT-H to see new games.

Press any key . . . NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!

Press any key . . . OK, I'll press this big red one°%&Í•é?¨

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue

Press F1 to Reboot

Press the "any key" to continue.

Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.

Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!

Prevent AIDS in your computer; practice safe hex.

Prevention is better than cure.

Prijateljstvo je jedina ruza bez trnja.

Printer paper is strongest at the perforation

Printf ("This is a tagline . . . "); printf ("\nThis is your br

PrintPlus Super file printing and More!

Prison: Three squares a day, cable-TV, & a law library

Pritisnite ALT+A za nastavak

Pro Choice!

Pro is to con as progress is to Congress

Pro-Lifers insist on labouring over a misconception.

Procitajte jos jedanput, ovo je prava stvar, veliki hit . . .

Procomm changed my life. . . . I used it to get Telix.

Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting . . . Tomorrow

Procrastination day is tomarrow . . . or the next day

Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!

Procrastinators UNITE . . . tomorrow.

Proctologists have tunnel vision.

Prodajem vibrator sa MARSHALL pojacalom !

Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.

Professor: a textbook wired for sound.

Program Runs Great; Batteries Not Included.

PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages

PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Programmer on Computer

Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.

Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP

Programming _can_ be fun.

Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.

Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it.

Programming, n: A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.

Programs are available in two types. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.

Prokockali su poverenje . . . U igri s nama.

Proleteri svih zemalja - izvinite. Vas Marks.

Promenio bih ja svet, samo da mi daju source kod . . .

PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!

Pronoun: a noun that lost its amateur status

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.

Prosipa gluposti.Da bi se vratio po tragu.

Prosla su srecna vremena kad je Vlada mogla da pobegne samo 1 avionom

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Protecto Brand seat covers, the industry standard.

Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired . . .

Provokacije? A? Dobro. Pustam pingvine!

Prsluk je odeca koju dete oblaci kad njegovoj majci postane hladno.

Prune: A plum that has seen better days.

Prunes are fickle - They'll run out on you!

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Prva noc na vesalima je najgora.

Prva zena u svemiru bila je Lajka

Prvo nam uzese vodu, sada struju . . . Pitam se, sta li je sledNO CARRI

Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!

Psychiatrists say that 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.

Psychiatrists stay on your mind.

Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd

Psychic Con: You know where and when

Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems

Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.

PTT je inace jedna jako divna org@&^$@#^$ NO CARRIER

Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.

Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house

Punishment for not answering: Sex with Lorena Bobbitt.

Puns are bad, but Poetry is verse.

Puns are for groan ups. Its the punetentiary for you.

Pusenje ili zdravlje. Odlucite sami.

Push the envelope? I just want to print one!

Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!

Put off procrastinating till a later time.

Put on your seatbelt . . . I wanna try something . . .

Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.

Put the dog out? Is it on fire?

Put two pennies in pocket . . . they'll breed.

PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY . . . I'm quitting NOW!

Pyromaniacs of the World, Ignite!

Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM

Qmodem changed my life . . . I used it to get Telix.

Qmodem . . . comm program gone paperweight . . .

Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs!

Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.

Queen bee ― the power behind the drone.

Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!

(? ???? ??????, ? ?? ????? ?????)

Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!

Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.

Quien con perros se acuesta con pulgas se levanta.

Quien da el pan impone la ley.

Quiet" . . . is an impossibility these days . . .

Quod Erat Demonstrandum y'all . . .

Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts."

Quoth the Raven: NO CARRIER

Qute programers use Qedit.

Qu‚?

R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.

R CTRL HT™B HW v CTRL s¤Šôô" ‚b t'ü„‡ CTRL " ¹¹¹

R/O Capable

R Tape loading error

R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.

R.E.M. Out Of Time

R CTRL HT™B HW v CTRL s¤Šôô" ‚b t'ü„‡ CTRL " ¹¹¹

Racunari nisu inteligentni. Oni samo misle da jesu.

Racunari su alatke, ali Amiga je instrument.

Radi bolje ako ga ukljucis!

Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.

Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.

Radioactive halibut makes great fission chips!

Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.

RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile

Rado sedaju za okrugli sto. I ne ustaju dok sve ne pojedu

Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!

Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.

Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down

Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!

RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!

RAM is a terrible thing to waste.

Ramble on . . .

Random order is an oxymoron.

" " " " " (Random Quotes)

Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron . . . .

Raphael must be home. The modem is still warm.

Raskiselishelimiseopancisavazdushnidjon !!!

Ratovacemo sa Amerikom. Najzad dostojan protivnik!!!

RBBS?

Rdja ima sjajnu proshlost.

RE-FORMAT HARDDRIVE (Y/N)?N FORMATTING C:

Reach out and BYTE someone!

Reach out, reach out and flame someone!

Read "Overpopulation in China" by We Fuckum Young.

Read my chips: No new upgrades!

Read my lips . . . No more cows, man.

Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!

Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite . . .

Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?

Read them,' said the King.

Reader not found, please notify tagline.

Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock

Real ANSI Artists use EDLIN . . .

Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE

Real life? This IS real life.

Real love stories never have endings.

Real men don't have floppy disks.

Real men don't use thesauri

Real men write self-modifying code

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !

Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE

REAL programmers use undocumented DOS calls

REAL SysOps disconnect the Speaker!

REAL women don't deflate when you bite them.

Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.

Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream!

Reality: A disease caused by alcohol deficiency.

Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.

Reality has taken precedence over virtuality!

Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

Reality is for people who can't handle computers.

Reality is for those who lack imagination.

Reality is just a crutch for those who cannot handle Science Fiction!

Reality is just another illusion.

Reality is ok - just don't make a habit of it.

Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.

Reality slap number 999999 coming up

Reality.Sys corrupted ― Reboot Universe (Y/N)?

REALITY.SYS corrupted, unable to recover universe

REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)

Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

Reality? We don't got to show you no steenkin Reality!

Really get stoned, drink wet cement.

Really honey . . . . just 1 more message.

Really. And do these lions eat ants?

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an Aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning

Rebel without a clue

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.

Recursion, n.: see recursion.

Recursive, adj.; see Recursive

Recycle . . . It saves money and the world.

Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.

Recyclers do it over and over!

Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship.

Redskins like your skin for a coat skin . . .

Redundancy is prohibitively disallowed again.

Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?

Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.

Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!

Regards, Doug

Registering Dý would be an easier & smarter idea!

Relax. It's only ones and zeroes.

Relay THIS, fella!

Religion creates people who can fill the blue collar jobs

Religion is the future tense of fear

Religion is what you're told; spirituality is what you learn

Religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism!

Religion . . . Probably kills more than it saves!!!

Religion: Organized intolerance.

Religion: The Joy of Sects

Religion: The bully's excuse for picking on the wimp

Religious Error (A)tone, (R)epent. (I)mmolate

Religious Error: (I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan

Religious discussions make my hair hurt.

Religious education is an oxymoron

Religious fanaticism & hatred are a world-devouring fire

Religious fanatics didn't buy the 21st Century Republican Party because it was virtuous . . . they bought it because it was for sale.

Religious groups should stay out of politics, or be taxed!

Religious organizations are ipso facto political

Religious peddlers will be hideously martyred.

Religious people believe you haven't lived until you die.

Remember . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wherever you go, there you are.

Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser

Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.

Remember, even if you win the rat race; you're still a rat

Remember, Murphy is out there . . . .waiting.

Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a SysOp is watching you.

REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H

Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.

Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.

Remember to thank your SysOp on occasion!

Remember when "safe sex" was not getting caught in the act?

Remember when 'safe sex' used to mean putting the car in Park?

Remember when 'safe sex' was a padded headboard ?!!!

Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?

Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was deadly?

Remember when sex was safe and skydiving dangerous?

Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act?

Remember who has control of the DEL key!

Remember you are unique. . . . Just like everyone else.

Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp.

Remember, you read it here first.

Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.

Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.

Replace my True Blue PC (PreXT)???? Forget it!

Replace your sex drive with a disk drive: become a SysOp!

Reporter: "Mr. Gandhi, what do you think about Western Civilization?" Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea."

Reputation: what others are not thinking about you

Requirement not stated for Windows or MS-DOS 6.0: Barf bag

Reregistered Evaluation Fancy Tagline

Reset or not to reset - that is the question.

Resistance is fertile.

Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)

Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.

Respect you in the morning? I don't respect you *NOW*!

Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.

Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.

Return ((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush ()));

Rhode Island, the ocean state.

Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA

Rick for President!

Riped Tag: Devoid of trite aphorisms

Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls

Rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry

Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!

Robinson Crusoe - only one who ever got everything done by Friday!

Robo is not a COP!!

RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho, ho, ho!!

Robocomm and Speed are all we need! .ú ú.

ROBOCOMM IT!!!!

ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.

Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." *THUMP*

ROM wasn't built in a day!

Roman u nastavcima "Rat i mir" nastavice se u sledecoj Tagliniji.

Ron Freimuth

Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.

Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens.

Round numbers are always false.

RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx, e^^x dx;sec, cos, tan, sin, 3.14159 . . .

RTFM? As if I didn't have enough to do!

RTFM? I'm too busy trying to make this thing work!

Ruka ruku mije, a pesnica bije.

Rule 5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.

Rumenka, fundamentalno obrati paznju na ponasanje !!!

Run Time ERROR #485728403 . . . SysOp Obviously Crazy.

Runaway Hair = Bezanijska Kosa

Running Windows is better than washing them.

Runtime ERROR #006D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

Runtime ERROR* . . . Should I walk? (Y/N)

Rupe u ozonu su dokaz da ni Zemlja nije vise nevina.

Rural life is lived mostly in the country

Rush Hour is an oxymoron!

" " " " " " " " " " < Rush Limbaugh thinking

" " " " " " " " " " < ― Rush Limbaugh's listeners

RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site

Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys

Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!

S}{ -Ý ´][ . . . _iSß ßäé» () -Ýä á-ËS Rä ¸Ú¿s . . .

Sacekaj samo malo, da napunim bacac plamena. ©

Sacuvaj me Boze od prijatelja, od neprijatelja cu sam . . .

Sada krivim sudbinu, sto ja volim zenu zelenu :)

Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out.

Saddam wins the toss . . . and elects to receive

SADDAM SPELLED BACKWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!

Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry

Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?"

Safe sex, the next best thing to being there.

SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.

Said @F, forgetting his lines," said @F, forgetting his lines

"                ", said Bob blankly.

"                ", said Orville blankly.

"                ", said Tom blankly.

"                !" said Tom while banging his head.

++++++++", Said she additively.

Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."

Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.

Sale on Sausage!!!

Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.

Sam "SLED" Wilmott is alive/living in Ottawa, Ont

Same to you and whatever you meant by that!

Samo mrtav virus je dobar virus.

Samo se ti smej komsija, videces ti kad tebi crkne krava!

San Diego'S Know Ware BBS ™ Node-4

San je kad ti se ispise CONNECT ISDN! Da li bi to ispisao?

Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.

Sanity is madness put to good use.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!

Sarah Is An Ox City = Sarajevo

Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!

Saturday City = Subotica

Save a tree. Eat a beaver.

Save a Tree! Stop Reading DSZ Dox!

Save California; when you leave take someone with you.

Save on toilet paper . . . use both sides!

Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!

Save the Earth - kill a lawyer.

Save the Earths - there are four to collect

Save the kids! Trade them for valuable prizes!

Save the Trees! Stop Reading QModem Dox!

Save the Whales . . . harpoon a rap group

Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!

Save the Whales. Feed the hungry. Free the mallocs.

Save the Whales. Trade them at church!

Save the Whales; collect the whole set!

Save this tagline. It may become valuable.

Save trees - do everything online

Save trees, eat beavers.

Save your breath for your inflatable date.

Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.

Say 95*, Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software.

Say goodnight, Dick.

Say goodnight, Gracie.

Say, why don't you let some bugs in, open Windows95.

SÇ? µ ´][ . . . Ü-s î \Ý () Ë ´ä b- sËRî ¸Ú¿S . . .

Scenery is here . . . Wish you were nice.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats SysOping alone.

Schizophrenia means never having to go "stag"

"Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative . . . '"

Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!

Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!

Scixelsyd of the world, Etinu!

Screw everybody but ourselves. Screw each other once we get bored.

Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!

Scripts don't what I tell them to. :- (

Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable; mutate the immutable.

Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.

Scuze'a

SǶ µ ´][ . . . Ü-s î \Ý () Ë ´ä b- sËRî ¸Ú¿S . . .

Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato.

Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!

Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it

Sects! Sects! Sects! . . . is that all you monks ever think about?

Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.

See here now . . .

See next tagline.

See other side.

See the FREEFALL Sex Taglines, by John Torpey!

See? I can be serious once in a great while!!

Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing.

Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!

"Seek ERROR?" ― Who told it to look for anything?

Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought.

Seek professional help.

Seeking to know is only too often learning to doubt.

. . . seems to be a couple of sandwiches shy of a picnic.

Seen on a toilet wall: "HEISENBERG MAY HAVE BEEN HERE"

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon

Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.

Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing.

Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!!

Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.

Seminar For Women: Men Can Have Bad Days Too.

Seminar o putovanju kroz vreme ce biti odrzan prekjuce.

Semper fidelis- always faithful.

Send lawyers, guns and money.

Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Serfs up - Spartacus.

Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.

SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 12:01 AM.

SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.

Sesto culo kod muskaraca je ― - krevet . . .

Set a course for the second star on the right

"Set phasers on Cajun Style."

Set your Phasers on *Pur^[‚^\e*

SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEONETHATCRASHED

Sex . . . and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.

Sex after 80 is like shooting pool with a rope.

Sex and chocolate: better together than separate!

Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing!

Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.

Sex drives me crazy! Others too!

Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime . . . Don't ya just love Congress

Sex, Drugs, and Crime . . . God, I love Congress.

Sex in space, what a concept!

Sex instructor, first lesson free.

Sex is *the* monster in the box.

Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.

Sex is a real attention grabber.

Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is!

Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!

Sex is natural (unless you do it right . . . )

Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. < ― Sounds raunchy! ― >

Sex is nobody's business except the ~three people involved.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Sex is only the business of the pile of people involved.

Sex IS dirty . . . If you're doing it right.

Sex isn't the answer . . . Sex is the question . . . YES is the answer

Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.

Sex je revolucija u kojoj nevini prolivaju krv !

Sex: Male ( ) Female ( ) Not Enough (X)

Sex on television can't hurt you ― unless you fall off.

Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, unless you fall off.

Sex or chocolate: which is better?

Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridiculous

Sex relieves tension. Love makes tension.

Sex should be friendly.

Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex ― when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad, it's good.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

SEX! Now that I have your attention!

Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin!

SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y) (N)

Sexist . . . Me??? Hell no!!! Some of my best friends are Bimbos.

Sexist??!! No! I'm just a hyperbiped.

Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous.

Sexy: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses entire chicken.

Sexy women are nature's way of saying "keep it up!"

Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.

Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.

Shakespear, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.

Shakka, when the walls fell

Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.

Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!

Shareable Software International, Shareware Publishers

Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!

Shareware girls - try for 30 days, then legalise or quit.

Shareware - it only works if you pay.

Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school!

Sharewear (n.) ― Used clothing.

Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.

Shchizphrenia beats being alone

She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties.

She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.

She laments, . . . her husband goes this morning a-birding.

She offered her Honour, . . . He honoured her Offer, . . . and he was offer and oner all night!

She really rocks me with those Penthouse Eyes

She sells C shells.

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.

She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.

She was only a telegrapher's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT DI DIT.

She's a Witch! Burn her!

She's a Witch! Run away! Run away!!!

She's independent, but that depends of my decision.

She's no fun, she fell right over . . .

She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight . . .

She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.

Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!

Shell to DOS . . . .come in DOS.

Shell to DOS . . . .Come in DOS . . . .Do you copy? <groan>

Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy?

Shh . . . Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!

Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!

Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!

Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!

Shhhhhh . . . the topic cops are coming

Shift key/ never heard of it1111

SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!

Should 'anal retentive' have a hyphen? ― unidentified passing t-shirt

Should be read umop apisdn for best results

Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court?

Show Girl: she's more show than girl.

Shto mi sve ovo nekako poznato zvuchi . . . ;)

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

Shut-up! Mine does!!!

Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.

Sida je pticija bolest. Preko seve, prelazi sa cavke na patku.

Sigmund Freud slipped here.

Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.

Sign here: X______________________________.

Sign on a bathroom door) "We aim to please, you aim too please"

Sign said "SLOW CHILDREN." How Sad for the neighborhood!

Silence is more eloquent at times than words.

Silli Rabbi, kicks are for trids!

Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!

Silly wabbit . . . . . . QWKs are for QWKidds.

Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.

Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.

Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The Emailator"!

Sima Kosmos iz dalekog svemira i explozivni svemirski modulator

Simon says stand up! Simon says sit down! Format drive C:! Ha! Gotcha!

Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.

Sin sin á = -1:2 (cos ( + á) - cos ( - á))

Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?

Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.

Since you put it that way . . .

Sine, izvini. Epruveta je bila klizava!!!

Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.

Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf

Situation normal - all fucked up!

Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude

Skeptics are seldom deceived.

Sklonite se sa vrata, jos ima mesta u sredini . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Skola je krenula na vreme- jos samo da mi to uradimo.

Skydiving . . . . . . Good to the last drop! (> ― -A12006 ― 0]-<

Skydiving 100% pure adrenaline! (> ― A12006 ― O]-< X

Slava udara u glavu. Zna gde je otpor najmanji . . .

Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.

Slaves needed . . . volunteer now!

Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!

(((((SLEEP))))) (((((WITH))))) (((((ME)))))

SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!

Sloboda je kip u njujorskoj luci.

Slusaj momce, voleli bismo tebe da vidimo da iz prvog pokusaja 3, 3

Small Before = Malopre

Small programs are for small minds.

Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Smart Reading for Smart Readers

Smejem se, a plakao bih . . .

Smesi se . . . Sutra ce biti jos gore.

Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.

Smile, things could get worse. And they will.

Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."

Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.

Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to . . .

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

Smrt fashizmu, Sloboda-Radnichki 1:0 . . .

Smurf sex . . . f*** till you're blue in the face

Snake stalking person: <:÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ -

Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected

Snort!> Now THAT's a creative argument.

Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!

So be it.

So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind!

So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.

So hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.

So, I hear you're into molinology . . .

So if she weighs the same as a duck . . .

So it is Written, So Let it be Done!

So it's my birthday. Big deal!!

So many conferences . . . so little time . . .

So many meetings . . . so little time . . .

So many messages . . . so little time . . .

So many pedestrians . . . so little time . . .

So many programs . . . .so little time . . . .

So many readers . . . so little time . . .

So many taglines . . . so little time . . .

So mote it be.

So now it ends.

So that's all there is!

So what if I am a modem junky?

So, where IS the <ANY> key?

So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??

So you stole my tagline, don't worry we'll make more!

SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?

So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo!

Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.

Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.

Sodom! For Gomorrah we die.

Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us

Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities

Software, hardware, ― is that you talking Sigmund?

Software independent: Won't work with ANY software.

Software is never having to say you're done

Software unprotects, a hex change operation

Solar-powered flashlight?

Sold by weight, not by volume.

Solid, liquid, and gas. The three states of a burrito.

Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money

Solve the problems and save you worries!

Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.

Some are born blonde, others have to dye first.

Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.

Some assembly required.

Some cures are worse than the disease.

Some do, some don't

Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.

Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.

Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men

Some one of these days, you're gonna miss me

Some parts of the Abramic Bible are stranger than Truth

Some people carve careers, others chisel them

Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.

Some persons will stop at nothing when it comes to giving

Some settling may have occurred in shipping.

Some taglines SHOULD be turned off í ÷ó

Some take their mark, others leave it

Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart

Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.

Somebody's ultimate mail reader is coming soon!

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Someday your prints will come. ― Kodak

Somehow you taunted an installation procedure!

Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!

Something wonderful has happened! . . .

Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!

Sometimes silence is not golden, it's yellow.

Sometimes the obvious works best!

Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you

Sometimes you just gotta say "What the Fuck!"

Sometimes you just have to say "What the Fuck!"

Sometimes you win, . . . sometimes you lose, . . . sometimes you just break even.

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

Sometimes Your Unconscious Is Truer to you than Your Conscious Mind

Sonny Bono wore khakis.

(Sopisa):

Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you to understand.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Sorry, I don't do Windows.

Sorry, my call waiting is activated and I'm waiting

Sorry, no tagline today!

Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.

Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who cares!

Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who gives a shit!

Sound Advice, QModem, Deluxeý, QEdit, & ME. Whata team

Soybeans and dildos are meat substitutes.

Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.

Spaghetti code = job security.

Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam

Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it. Spam!

Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky . . .

Spartanske majke su govorile kcerkama: Sa njim ili na njemu

Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~

Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?

Speed Kills! Switch to Windows . . . . . . . . .

Speed Limit on Highway 69: Lickety Split.

Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.

Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels . . .

Spindle & Mutilate. See if I care.

Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading

Spiritual Truth thru Superior WeaponsÍÍÍÍ

Split the messages, and they will disagree!

Spoken like a true smartass.

Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.

Spring makes everything young again except humans.

Squeeze me gently. I'm under a LOT of pressure.

Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure . . . .

Srbija gladovati nece!

Srbija se saginjati nece!

Srbija se smrzavati nece.

Srecan ti 1. rodjendan sine, ziveo mi jos toliko!!

SSHHH!!! That was supposed to be a secret!!!

St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With

Sta ima cetiri noge i ruku? Srecni pitbul.

Sta ima cetiri noge i ruku? Zadovoljni Pit Bull . . .

Sta je aMIGA? Tetris za poneti sa internim flopijem.

Sta je gore od "Deponije"? Urednistvo "Deponije", naravno! :)

Sta se cuje kad policajac upadne u vodu? GLUP!

Stagecoach ― Drama teacher

Stalno Slusam Samo Slovo S!

Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!

Standard are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.

Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.

Stanislave stoko seljacka, kad ces nauciti da pijes kafu?

Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: <fill in the blank>

Stationary mice have bigger balls. ©1991

Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!

Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!

Steal this Tag Line.

Stealth condoms: they'll never see you coming . . .

Stealth Tagline: .<-

Step on no pets!

STEP 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps . . . .

Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.

STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.

Sticks and stones may break my bones . . . but whips and chains excite me!

Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm . . .

"Still shackled to the shadow that followed you . . . "

Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations

Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery

Stone me, stain me, Make me read Tribble Taglines

Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!!

Stop picking your nose and goto the next message.

Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline ©

Stop while you're a Thread . . . . . .

Stove Top? I'm stayin'!

Stranacko telo je opasno ako ti upadne u oko.

Strange but not a stranger . . .

Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!!

Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

STRESS ― Your gut says no & your mouth says yes

Strike any user when ready . . .

Strip mining prevents forests.

Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.

Stumparske griske su noizbazne.

Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark.

Stupidity has no limits, genius does.

Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit.

Subtle as a flying mallet.

Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.

Sudite mu posteno, pa da ga streljamo.

Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexually Gifted.

Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!

Supljoglavi uvek isplivaju na povrsinu.

Support DAMM ― Drunks Against Mad Mothers!

Support Free Trade . . . Smuggle!

Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices!

Support Shareware! Support Shareware!

Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!

Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch

Support your consultant - they have needs also.

Support your local AAAAA!

Support your local SysOp

Support your right to bare arms! Wear short sleeves

Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too! Oh, Call Me . . .

Sure you could kick my ass . . . problem is gettin' me off it.

Surly to bed, and surly to rise.

Surrender Dorothy!

Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.

Svako ima fotografsko secanje. Ali neki nemaju film.

Sve je gotovo! Mozemo pocheti!

Sve je pocelo u Jajcu, a onda je otislu u k***c . . .

Sve ribe se odusevljavaju kitom . . .

Svega ovog ne bi bilo da je Pera otisao pravo u policiju.

Svega ovoga ne bi bilo da je Pera otisao pravo u policiju

Svi moji su partizani . . . iz '46-te

Svi smo mi ludi. To nas drzi normalnima.

Svi smo postali od majmuna. Neki ranije, neki kasnije.

Svi veliki diktatori imali su peticu iz vladanja!

Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes

Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum.

SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. NO SysOps!

SWM ex-con, flatulant, seeks SWF 12-16, to trim body hair . . .

Swords into Ploughs? Wouldn't they be kinda small?

SX = Sexually eXtinct, also known as neutered, ergo an SX.

Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.

Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else

SysOp ('sih sop) n. - the guy laughing at your typing

SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures.

SysOp: A person who likes watching others use his computer.

SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity

SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept.

SysOp HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& NO CARRIER

SysOp Justification No.1: Because I'm the SysOp; that's why!

SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy.

SysOp not found! Please notify computer.

SysOp: Person with a parity error between the ears.

SysOp: pupa stage of a Moderator.

SysOp: requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode.

SysOp: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty

SysOp: stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures

SysOp: The person sitting there laughing as you type!

SysOp: trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press <G>!

SysOp: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty

SysOp: stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures

SysOp: The guy that is laughing at your typing!

SysOp: The person sitting there laughing as you type!

SysOp! Your BBS gave me a "Printer Out Of Paper" error!

SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!

SysOping Law #1: New users always find the glitch.

SysOping makes you fat.

SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.

SysOping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.

SysOping: Not just an adventure, it's a job . . .

SysOps are guilty of baudy behavior.

SysOps do it moderately.

SysOps don't do drugs. They're naturally paranoid.

SysOps like to watch.

SysOps must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.

SysOps never sleep!

SysOps will take you to disk.

SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue . . .

Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada

T "d t'¤d‹d CTRL . . . ‚m ‰m lb t'ü"D

T H E F T R E S I S T A N T T A G L I N E !

T-A+G-L-I+N-E ― +M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+ ― G-A+U-G-E ― .

T-Shirt saying: Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.

T*chno & Funk & Fo*k & . . . SUCKS!

TA¼G L I¼N E ¼F R O¼M » H¼E L L ¼é » ¼

Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.

Tact is for weenies.

Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.

Tact is the intelligence of the heart.

Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.

Tag . . . You're it!

Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245

Tag - Your it! How childish . . .

Tag za SysOp-a: NE ZABORAVI NA BACKUP!

Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)

Tagline bees! . . . . . Quick Mom, the Raid!

Tagline Debris \o., @o.+:"/~!v < ― ― ―

Tagline debris. \ oú, .Ú:"/ v ®ÄÄÄÄÄ

Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.

Tagline Disabled

Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner.

Tagline Loading Err&*^I%@!%&!#@^%@%* (!*^!^

Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here to reveal prize.

Tagline not found: Please notify your SysOp!

Tagline theft isn't a crime, it's an Art.

Tagline usidren za poruku ÄÄÄ}

Tagline Wrestling - "I stole it FIRST!" "No, it's MINE!!"

Tagline, You're it!

TagLine Super Plus Pro Gold Expert II Version 1.00á

*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***

TAGLINE IS THEFTPROOF TO ANYONE SMARTER THAN ME.

TAGLINE : Nemam vise ideja za tagline . . . .

TagLine. Haaaaa . . . I kill me . . . TagLine dead . . .

TagLine. Haaaaa.. I kill me.. TagLine dead . . .

Tagline?

Tagline? Is that a kid's game?

Taglines are a waste of time. Take this one, for example - it makes no sense at all.

Taglines are for idiots.

Taglines are for morons.

Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and still have!

Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.

Taglines cause cancer.

Taglines mean nothing to me!

Taglines Suck.

Taglines that make you go "Hmmm . . . "

Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"

Taglines wanted!

Taglines were discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls!

TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo!

Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!

Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines

Take a SysOp to lunch, he's probably broke.

Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors.

Take me to your reader.

Take my advice . . . . . . I'm not using it anyway!

Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.

Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x . . .

Take two crows and caw me in the morning

Take two Taglines and call me in the morning.

TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SysOp (((((

Takeoffs == landings) ? win () : lose ()

Tako treba! . . . * <N>

Talgine - the pain of a misspelled tagline.

Talk back, tremblin' lips!

Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer . . .

Talk to God; dial IME-LVIS

Talking is another disease of age.

Tasta na kineskom: cim cim dalje tim tim bolje.

Taste first, ask questions later . . .

TA¼G L I¼N E ¼F R O¼M » H¼E L L ¼É » ¼

Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever.

Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.

Teamwork is vital. It gives you someone to blame.

Tease me, taste me, treat me . . . in other words . . . make me purr! . . .

Tech Support Help Is Just A Busy Signal Away.

TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.

Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex!!

Teeth were not made for stripping wires.

Tek kad sam upalio racunar, shvatio sam da sam ga ugasio.

Telecommunicators are special people.

Tell it to the Judge

Temporary SysOp access granted!

Tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up!

Terra incognita. [Lat.]

Terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side . . .

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

Tesko je naci crnca u tamnoj sobi . . .

Tesko je podnela SLAVU.Prejela se . . .

Test test test and retest

Testing One . . . Fiftythree . . . fortytwo . . .

Texans just do it. She it!

Tg ( + á) = (tg + tg á): (1 - tg tg á)

Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Thank God for SysOps! But why do they DO IT?

Thank you for not mooning your checkout girl.

Thank you for reading this message!

Thank you for the wonderful tag line

Thank you.

Thanks for the tagline. :-)

Thanks, SysOps >>>>>

That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.

That feels . . . so gooo . . . OOOHHH, Gawd!, @TOFIRST@ ejaculated.

That feels . . . so gooo . . . OOOHHH, Gawd!, Tom ejaculated.

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

That ILink Net goes down more often than a $2 whore.

That is why I am your King!

That makes a woman happy? Mail packets & Chocolate!

That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.

That was definitely the LAST bug!

That was then, this is now.

"That was Zen. . . . This is Dao.

That would be telling.

That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?

That's about the sum of it.

That's Bond, . . . James Bond, . . . double-oh-seven.

That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!

That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!

That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature

That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.

That's not a bug. It's an undocumented feature!

That's not line noise ― my modem's speaking in tongues!

That's odd ― I had a tagline when I came in here . . .

That's okay, my mother didn't want me either!

That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.

That's the last file conversion. Now for a bac‹"ƒ•

That's the last time I pet a lion said Tom offhandedly.

That's what I get for writing this shit sober.

That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.

The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?

The Abort, Retry, Fail ?

The above opinion is worth 2 cents.

The agony of delete . . .

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the bmeat.

The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years.

The Answer is 42

The Apple Capital - Yakima, Washington

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

The average person has one ball and one tit.

The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.

The Basics: A beer, a blonde, & a boob tube

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

The best armor is to keep out of range.

The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.

The best defense against logic is stupidity.

The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.

The best things in life aren't things.

The best topping for really HOT sex is . . . Tabasco!

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2

The best way to accelerate an Amiga is at -9.81 m/sý.

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past

The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.

The bold print giveth and the small print taketh away

The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy tagline.

The boss is always right.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get to work.

The buck doesn't even slow down here!

The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!

The byte is mightier than the bite.

The Caldecott Tunnel has less traffic than that vagina.

The cautious seldom err.

The characters in this message are recyclable

The check is in the mail!

The checksum is one word, the sum of all the bytes from byte 37 to the last byte before the checksum, modulo 2^16-1 to fit in one word.

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

The child had every toy his father wanted.

The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake.

The city is not a concrete jungle. It is a human zoo.

The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".

The computer made me do it; HONEST!

The conspiracy you've uncovered is just a front for the REAL conspiracy.

The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.

The cost of feathers has risen . . . Now even DOWN is up!

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

The curtains flew and then He appeared . . .

The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day.

The day M$ does something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner!

The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.

The days are just packed.

The days of the digital watch are numbered

The Definition of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

The Devil falls on account of his gravity.

The Devil made me do it. Ú ¿ Ú ¿

The discontented man finds no easy chair.

The dog ate my .REP packet.

The early worm deserves the bird

The early worm gets the bird.

The early worm has a death wish.

The Earth is but a tiny grain of sand . . . only much, much heavier.

The easy way is always the hardest way.

The face of an angel . . . and a body made for sinning!

The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes

The Fear of SNAKES out-does the Fear Of God

The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.

The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods.

The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.

The First Myth of Management - It exists.

The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.

The floggings will continue until morale improves . . .

The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?

The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization.

The footprint of the owner is the best manure.

The four food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Chocolate.

The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?

The future is much like the present, only longer!

The future is not what it used to be.

The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.

The ghost of things to be avoided.

The girls appreciate a *slo-o-o-w* hand!

The giving hand . . . receives

The Goddess loves you . . . But wait until She's had her coffee.

The golden years suck

The good news is that the bad news was wrong . . .

The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence . . .

The hard disk you save may be your own.

The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots.

The Head of The Church of Humor is the Puntiff.

The high cost of living beats the alternative.

The highest bidder catches the most politicians.

The hills were worn down by eroticism

The hole and the patch should be commensurate.

The human race is still in beta test . . .

The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get . . . .

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

The Indifference conference has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

The information went data way ― ― ->

The Japanese call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish!

The jungle swarms with green apostrophes

The key to success: forgetting you screwed up before.

The left lane is for passing, not picking your nose!

The light at the end of the tunnel is Rich Holtzschue trying to be bright.

The light at the end of the tunnel is coming from a sign saying "You are here."

The light at the end of the tunnel is a person with a lamp coming towards you . . . looking for the light at the end of the tunnel.

The litmus test is unfair, It should be multiple choice.

The living world is a continuum in each and every aspect.

The longer the title, the less important the job.

The loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep.

The magic of Windows: turns a 486/50 into a TRaSh-80.

The magic of Windoze: Turning a 486 into an XT.

The mailman bringeth . . . The trashmen taketh away!

The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The Majority is not Silent, the Government is just Deaf

The male body needs sex at all times . . . it's a living hell.

The Mattress Tag Police are watching you!

The meek shall inherit the earth, if that's OK with you?

The metallic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.

The mind grows by what it feeds upon.

The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1st

The mind is what the brain does.

The modem is the message.

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.

!!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT

The more I learn, the more I have to learn.

The more known about people, the more there is to admire in cobras.

The more RAM you have, the better" ― Jessica Ewe

The more you know. . . . The luckier you get

The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

The most unnatural of the perversions is chastity.

The mother of all taglines.

The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef

The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled . . .

The next war will determine not what is right, but what is left.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

The nob on the end is to stop your hand from falling off.

The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

The one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently

The one who dies with the most taglines wins!!!

The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!

The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.

The only certainty is that nothing is certain.

The only cure for good sex is more sex.

The only difference between theory and practice is that in theory there isn't any.

The only GOOD Topic Cop is a DEAD Topic Cop!

The only heavy breathing I ever hear is after aerobics.

The only person who doesn't use an offline mail reader!

The only realities are the atoms and empty space.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

The only thing anybody ever gets out of fence-sitting is splinters in the ASS!

The only thing we don't have to LEARN is *sex*!

The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

The Original Multitasker = Two PCs and a chair with wheels!

The paper is always strongest at the perforations.

The past is not what it will be.

The penalty for bigamy is 2 mothers-in-law.

The phone is baroque, please call bach later.

The pleasure of the encounter is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle times the heat of the meat.

The polls show 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree!

The price of progress is complaints!

The problem with paradigms is that shift happens.

The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard

The Problem can't be Mine. I am the SysOp.

The Prodigy - Music For The Jilted Generation

The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.

The proof is the phylogeny of plant-animal interactions.

The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.

The receptivity of the tunnel must be matched to the angle of the dangle times the heat of the meat.

The real world is a special case.

The reason the government thinks you're just a number is because it's just a machine.

The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, varies indirectly as the number of micro$oft products installed.

The Road to Liberty Is Paved with the Brave . . . Please Lie Here.

The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.

The same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore . . . .

The scenery only changes for the lead dog!

The school team's cheerleader has athelete's fetus.

The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Ripper Nickerszov

The shame, like the pain, you only feel once.

The sound of a SysOp reading mail: <cr><cr><cr><cr><cr>

The sound of many hands clapping. Ol‚!

The sound of one hand clapping.

The Space . . . , Marillion

The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill.

The SysOp has granted you unlimited download privleeches.

The SysOp MADE me do it!

The SysOp of MY board is better than yours!

The SysOp probably disagrees with this user!

The tagline at the end of the mail is . . . uh oh.. DUCK AND COVER!

The tagline I put here was too good ÄÄ SysOp deleted it

The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen

The teeth are where the skull shows through.

The thing most generally raised on land is taxes.

The three "R"s of Microsoft support: Retry, Reboot, Reinstall.

The thrill of the chase is worth the pain.

The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.

The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.

The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.

The truth is one thing that nobody will believe.

The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.

The tuna tastes bland without the dolphin.

The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!

The ultimate mail reader is coming soon!

The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!

The Unfinished Tagl

The universe is laughing behind your back

The Way! The Truth! and The Life!

The WCW. We're number 1 (in Angola)

The weather is here . . . wish you were great!

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

The wet owl seldom lands on the frozen power line.

The White House: Home of the Whopper!!!

The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.

The world, as we know it, has come to an end!!

The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.

The world is coming to an end!

The world is like a cactus except the pricks are inside.

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.

The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.

The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel.

The worst thing about censorship is .

The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.

The Wright Brothers first flight at Kitty Hawk was lower and shorter than the height and length of a Boeing 747.

The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.

The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

THE GOLDEN RULE: He who has the gold makes the rules.

Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>

Theft resis-

Their sex was so good even the neighbors lit cigarettes!

Them that can does, them that can't RTFM.

Then again, I could be completely wrong . . .

Then God said: E = (1/2)MV^ 2 - (Ze ^ 2)/r, and there was Light!

Then I'm gonna HIT'CHA and yooouu're gonna FALL!!!

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble gum is cheap! You choose.

There _is_ sex after death; you get laid in the coffin.

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.

There are no edges. Only the places where things meet.

There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\

There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.

There are three things that come next, uh four . . .

There are times and places when tact is entirely misplaced.

There are two solutions - hardware or software.

There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one . . . .

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There is a skeleton in every old house.

There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

There is life after DOS . . . and it isn't MS Windoze!

There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!

There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea.

There is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out.

There is no such thing as gravity ― the Earth sucks.

There is no word in the English language that rhymes with "four-inch".

There is nothing wrong with reality, do not attempt to adjust the picture, we are controlling transmission . . .

There is only one universal passion: fear.

There IS sex after death; you get laid in the coffin.

There was a Bobbitt named John, of sex he was overly fond.

There was a king who ruled the land, his majesty was in command

THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.

There's a final score in from Rome: Lions 45, Christians 0

There's a lot to be said for breathing.

There's a striking difference between Bondage & Discipline

There's a sucker born again every minute.

There's a thin person inside every fat person - I ate mine . . .

There's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap!

There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on

There's ALWAYS one more bug!

There's an exception to every rule, except this one.

There's more than one answer to these questions . . .

There's more than one way to skin a cat; get a sander.

There's never a bad day of flying . . . just less than optimum.

There's no future in time travel.

There's no intelligent life down here.

There are no skeletons in my closet!

There's No Plate Like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

There's not much one can say in 40 chara

There's nothing like exploring new horizons

There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!

There's only two kind's of music - music I like, and bad music.

There's only two kind's of music - music I like, and noise.

There's somethin' strange in the neighborhood

There's something inside your head . . .

Thesaurus: an Ancient Reptile With an Excellent Vocabulary.

These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!

They all float!

They all look the same at 2 A.M.

They also serve who only stand and wait.

They blew the Bronx away. . .

They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!

They cannot forbid us to die.

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

They got the Library of Alexandria, they're not getting mine!

They just don't make good cough syrup anymore

They put him Foxes = Stavili su mu lisice

They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time . . .

They threw me out of my subdivision, he said distractedly.

They who drink beer will think beer.

They're cousins, identical cousins . . .

"'Thief' is SO ugly. I prefer 'Creative Aquisition Specialist.'"

Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!

Thin people are not really happy.

Things are more like they used to be than they are now.

Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse

Things could only be worse in Cleveland.

Think: "Beep, Beep" if you're telepathic

Think and you won't sink.

Think bigger ― you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.

Think hard now! Which one is Shinola?

Think 'honk' if you're telepathic

Think much, speak little, and write less.

Think of how much JUNK we'd all accumulate if we had 100 gig HDs!

Think of it as evolution in action

Think twice before you think.

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Think you're confused now? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!

Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time.

Think! While it's still legal!!

This ain't as good as sex ― -but it's safer these days.

This ain't no Mud Club, no CBGB . . .

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.

This box opens into another universe . . . [ ]<< ― ->>

This Bug's For You [and take another also ― > ]

This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence

This came from a brain damaged offline reader

This communication link monitored by your SysOp.

This computer is taking over my life!!!!

This door is Baroque, please call Bach later.

This email will self-destruct upon deletion.

This end down, not up, Stupid!

This fellow's wise enough to play the fool.

This installation has a certain dollar value." "They can bill me!"

!nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT

This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!

This is a first generation copy of a completely original tagline!

This is a good day to let down old friends who need help.

This is a Moving Message.

This is a simulated tagline to keep the SysOp happy.

This is a stolen tagline

This is a tagline mirror ― > | < ― rorrim enilgat a si sihT

This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.

This is a test. Please do not adjust your modem.

This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.

This is an almost new, witty, oft stolen tagline . . .

This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions?

This is an ex-parrot!

This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!

This is heavy stuff for a Sunday!

This is information! For advice, ask Abby!

This is my only tagline. Please don't take it.

This is my tagline and you can't have it.

This is no test - repeat, this is no test²±°

This is not a paradox.

This is not a tagline. It's just highly coincidential line noise.

This is not what you think.

This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.

This is only an exhibition. Please, no wagering.

This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!!

This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

This is the first time this ever happened again!

This is the tagline to end all taglines.

This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You?

" " This is your brain. " * " This is my brain. Any questions?

This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This.

This is your modem on drugs!

This is your pizza. ç ¸ CTRL $ ³ CTRL §šâ !zz ? ‹ » |ü›× CTRL ‚$

This is your SysOp.  ´-s CTRL s ouô sËsop ¢¤ ëçug‘.

This is your SysOp.  ´-s s ouô sËsop ¢¤ ëçug‘.

This IS a tagline. So what?

This isn't a tag, it's the message

This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.

This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV

This LAN is my LAN, This LAN is your LAN . . .

This line intentionally left blank.

This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows

This message brought to by The Wizzo Chocolate Company.

This message cleared by Iraqi censors.

(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))

This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20

This message may contain nuts.

This message not to be used as a flotation device.

This message represents the official view of the voices in my head

This message was typed on recycled phosphorus

This message will self-destruct in five seconds . . .

This Message Printed on 100% Recycled Electrons

This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.

This open hand of desire wants everything.

This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.

This product has been cruelly tested on cute little fury animals.

This side up

This sixteen wheeler stops for Blondes and Brunettes, . . . and will back up 1000 yards for a RedHead!

This space available for advertizing.

This space for rent, just ask you SysOp for info . . .

This space for Rent -

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This Space Intentionally Blank

/* This statement is not executable /* This statement is not executable, */" Tom commented. -John Foster

This tag brought to you by . . . they keep going and

This tag has been stolen 1 time(s).

This tag is infected by virus!!!

This tag is new, witty and stolen <6> times.

This tag line intentionally left blank.

This Tag line is self referencing!

This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!

This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters!

This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest

This tagline closed for remodeling. Reopening soon.

This tagline contains 100% —n n"w¤ ô-b çs.

This tagline contains a mind virus - DO NOT READ!

This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!

This tagline contains hidden text!

This tagline Copyright ~1983 - ~Infinity (and beyond) © All rights reserved. :-)

This tagline Copyright 1991 © All rights reserved. :-)

This tagline copyrighted . . . U O ME $5 for reading it

This tagline does not exist.

This tagline intentionally left blank

This tagline invisible to all whose I.Q. downright sucks!

This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20

This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.

This tagline is indecipherable!!

This tagline is NOT Microsoft compatible.

This tagline is old, dull, and not worth stealing.

This tagline is on multiple lines

This tagline is only for the living.

This tagline is printed on 100% recycled material.

This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991

This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10

This tagline is umop apisdn

This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)

This tagline is under repair.

This tagline is under repair. Thank you.

This tagline no verb.

This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way.

This tagline protected by an attack cat.

This tagline protected by Smith and Wesson Security,

This tagline recommended for mature readers

This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>

This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress!

This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!

This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute

This tagline was missing, so I filled something in . . .

This tagline was never here.

This tagline will re-format hard drive in 15 seconds.

This tagline will self destruct in 10 seconds, 9,

This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC.

This Tagline for Sale

This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.

This Tagline is for sale. Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!

This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !

This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds!

This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486

This will end your windows session. Do you want to play another game?

This will take slightly more time than we have.

This year's Middle Class Twit of the Year is . . .

This you understand can if FORTH programmer you be can then.

ThisjokesaresharewaeSendmemorejokestoregister!

THOGHT; LOUGHED PHIRECKS: Will "Hooked on Phonics" teach this?

Thorazine.com missing. Operator arrested.

Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.

Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.

Those who know me, despise me.

Those who live by the sword get shot.

Those who live by the sword shall be shot by those who don't.

Those whom the gods love grow young.

Those without heads do not need hats.

Thou shalt Honor thy SysOp.

Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with thy SysOp's wishes.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Thou shalt speaketh to the SysOp thy real name.

Thousands of journeys have a start but no end.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Three can keep a secret, if two are dead . . .

Three out of five people aren't the other two.

Three Stages of Sex Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly

Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.

THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR

Tic Tac Toe and way to go

Tighten until it cracks, then loosen slightly.

Til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do . . .

Timba, his arms wide!

Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now . . .

Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.

Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go.

Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all of its pupils.

Time is an illusion . . . .especially while modeming!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

Time is precious, but truth is more so.

Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations.

Time is the fire in which we burn

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Time Stops for no man. Except me.

Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.

Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven

Tis the season to be punny . . . . . .

"To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".

To a dog his owner is Napoleon; hence their popularity.

To access the SysOp menu! /G

To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.

To baldly go where the hand of man has never set foot before.

To BBS, or not to BBS?

To be a human without passion is to be dead.

To be and not to be, that is the contradiction

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

To be too clever is to be stupid.

To belittle is to be little.

To bit or not to byte.

To die. In the rain.

To do nothing is in every person's power.

To do two things at once is to do neither.

To err is human but mostof us never make mistake

To err is human, to *REALLY* screw it up get a computer

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

To err is human, to forgive is against my policy

To err is human. To moo is bovine.

To err is human.To really screw up it takes a computer.

To err is human; to really screw things up requires the root password.

To err is to screw up . . . .

To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.

To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.

To Freud, the world consists of housewives only

To go where no man has gone before . . . BBSing!

To hell with playing it safe. I'm beta testing!

To: Igor Jovanovic From: Marko Urosevic Subj: Tagovi ::

To increase speed add lightness

To iterate is human - to recurse is divine.

To know is not to say. To say is not to know. Ya know?

To know recursion, you must first know recursion

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.

To live-is to risk dying.

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady!

To process or not to process that is the question!

To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.

To reset or not to reset? That is a question.

To respond to this message, press "R" . . . .

To seek out strange, new Taglines . . . To boldly quote . . .

To Serve Man

To Serve Man, not just a cookbook anymore!

To sleep, perchance to Dream

To some, sex is second best to power.

To steal this tagline press <CTL> <ALT> <DEL> now.

To take arms against a C of troubles.

To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H

To tako i treba da radi. To je deo nase nove podrske za fuzzy logiku.

To tell the sex of a chromosome, pull down its genes.

To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph.

To the old cat, the tender mouse.

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

To the wolf with the red rose?

To tolerate everything is to teach nothing.

To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures.

To whom should I go to for some self-help?

To whom the gods would destroy, they first teach Windows . . .

Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!

Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.

Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! ® -

Today is the first day of the mess of your life.

Today is the scene of the accident.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday!!

Today, take an astronaut to launch.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

Today's subliminal message is .

Toliko se zamislio , da mu je mozak stao.

Tomorrow is another day, but it'll suck too . . .

Tomorrow we start dieting!

Tomorrow' tends to come before we're ready

TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found . . . LOADED!

Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some?

Too many boards, not enough phone lines.

Too many pages make a tome.

Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.

Too often justice is incidental to law and order.

Too Sexy For My Pants - by Harry P. Ness

Took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving . . .

Took an hour to bury the cat. Wouldn't stop moving!

Top it off with a red-hot Nazi Spy (that's a big pie) . . .

TOS, TAS, TMP, TWOK, TSFS, TVH, TNG, TFF, ????

Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.

Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore . . .

Toto, let's lay off the windowpane, OK?

Towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

TOWER: "Say position." PILOT: "Position."

Tracers work both ways.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats!

Translate me to the second page of the street = Prevedite me na

Travel important today; IRS men arrive tomorrow.

Trazio sam njenu ruku, a dobio nogu

Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!

Trespassers will be violated!

Tried to play my shoehorn . . . all I got was footnotes!

Triput Bog pomaze. Kad iskoristis taj bonus, obrati se Alahu.

TRS-80 * The Best 8-bit Computer Ever Built!

Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF.

True gentleman: Owns an accordion, but doesn't play it.

Trust in the Force, young Jedi Scully.

Trust me, I'm a lawyer.

Trust me, would I lie to you . . . TWICE?

Trust: Two Cannibals having oral sex.

Truth above all. When a man lies he murders some part of the world!

Try and present a modicum of civilty . . .

Try Clarion for REAL database development!!

Try it, you'll like it. Trust me.

Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives

"Try to be diplomatic." Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." Kira

Try to get back on topic, " he said moderately.

Try to look unimportant. They may be low on ammo.

TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug!

Tuba or not tuba?

"Tuez-les tous; Dieu reconnaîtra les siens."

Tug tunic - the Patrick Stewart Maneuver

Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.

Turn off the computer and go to bed.

Turn over and read directions

Turn your 386 into an XT, use Windows!

Turn your 486 into an XT - just add Windows!

TURTLE LIPS: Not just for breakfast anymore.

TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.

TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.

Twit *.*' typed the moderator, smiling . . .

Two Bad Milosh Dead = Dva losa ubise Milosa

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Two rights don't make a wrong.

Two rules for success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.

Two things I hate: People that can't count.

Two writes don't make a novel!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but 4 wrongs to the power of -1 . . .

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Two's company, but three's BRILLIANT!

TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357 . . .

Type "/G" to access the SysOp menu!

Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!

(U) What are you lookin' at??

U krevetu je bila tornado . . . onda je naisala na jebivetra.

U ljubavi i u ratu sve je dozvoljeno.

U politickim vodama najbolje plivaju balvani.

U rukama ljudozdera telefonski imenik postaje jelovnik!!!

U stvari sve su gljive jestive, ali neke samo jednom . . .

U zeni je svo dobro i zlo ovoga sveta.

U zivom pesku si srecan, onoliko koliko si lak ;>

U zivotu beskicmenjaka nema prelomnih trenutaka.

U. S. Air Force: I'd fly to Iraq to smoke a camel!

U. S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!

Ubedili su me da sam u pravu . . .

Uci, uci, uci, a ne muci . . . Koji pesnik :)

Udri pesnicom ovde ->³±±±±³<- i dobices novi monitor!

Ugh . . . <tagline>).

Ugh..<tagline>).

Uh, oh, Looks like time to upgrade already . . .

Uh, yeah . . . I MEANT to do that!

UL.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"

Ultimate rejection: Your hand falls asleep while wanking.

Umm . . . Can I UN-cast that Fireball? I think it made him mad.

Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN . . . SysOp not loaded!!!

Unable to locate Coffee ― Operator Halted!

Unable to locate Diet Pepsi ― Operator Halted!

Unable to locate Dr. Pepper ― World Halted!

Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!

Unable to locate Pepsi ― Operator Halted!

Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? Y/N

Unbelief in one thing springs = blind belief in another.

Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.

Under no circumstances should you ever press F1

Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!

Unexpected laughter? Check your fly.

Unicorns aren't myth, virgins are!

Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins.

Universe -G 6.672e-11 -e 1.602e-19 -h 6.626e-34 -protonmass 1.673e-27 . . . .

Unix, BASIC, C, PASCAL, APL, ADA, and PROFANITY spoken here.

Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective with who it's friends are.

UNIX . . . A manly sort of operating system!

UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.

Unjammable . . . unjammable . . .

Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.

Unless you can see black then white has no meaning

Unregistered Evaluation Copy ²

Unregistered Evaluation Tagline

Unregistered Pirated copy

(Unregistered)

Unspeakable error in module JH at address $

Unzip, expand, inflate, explode . . . what pervert came up with this?

Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; umount; sleep

UoIÁe/\ONI ^n¿ Ásnô n Á, uop

Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!

Upload ERROR #0069 - Blonde Not Attached

Upravo citas TagLine!

URA Redneck if after sex, the red light on your roof goes on.

URA Redneck if: You can have sex without spilling your beer.

URIs don't change - people change them [http://w3.org/Provider/Style/URI]

US Department Of Department Of Department Of Redundancy

Use Alt-H if you need an additional 15 minutes.

Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your enviroment.

Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life . . .

Use the Force, Luke!

Use the Fork at the dinner table, Luke. Not the Force.

Use Windex On Your Windows

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.

Use your own judgement - - then do as I say . . .

Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be.

Useful error. (Y)USCII, (A)SCII or (S)VAHILI

User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.

User error, the universal bug.

User is Chinese. |-)

User just ate something sour. *

User-friendly: (adj.) trivialized, slow, incapable, and boring.

User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to . . .

Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.

Using both copies of

Using Canada's best: Telix, SLMR, & Crown Royal

Usli su u kafic, jedan ode za bar drugi za budvu

Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.

Uvek me uhvate dok pisem po kompju

Uvek me uhvate kad pisem TagLi . . .

üý w"w ! . . . just discovered 's€¡¡ Kîys . . . .

üý w"w ! ..just discovered 's€¡¡ Kîys . . . .

V çšî¨!¨ Wî d™¥'t g™t ¥™ t ¥k ¥g v çšî!!!

V_o^o_V Cursors! Foiled Again!

V_o^o_V Grit your teeth. This is a serious tagline.

V_o^o_V Imagery is All In The Mind.

Vaporware 2.0: The next best thing to the real faux reader

Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!

Variables won't; Constants aren't.

Vas niko ne sme da bije, sem udruzenog odreda milicije!

Vazno je uchestvovati!"- reche jedini kandidat.

VD is nothing to clap about!

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware the Humanitarians.

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I saw. I did a little shopping.

Veni, Veni, Veni!!! (Figure it out yourself)

Veni, vidi, valance: I came, I saw, I hung around.

Veni, Vidi, Deja Vu: I came, I saw, I'd been there before.

Veni, Vidi, Fetuccini: I came, I saw, I had lunch.

Veni, Vidi, Velcro! (I came, I saw, I stuck around)

Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped.

Vernost odlazi kroz prozor kad lepota udje na vrata.

Vetar pici niz avliju i nosi artiju . . . Ja te volem vrlo.

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955

VI VI VI: The editor of the beast.

Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry . . .

Vidi, Vici, Veni: I saw, I conquered, I came.

Vios con dios!

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is a disease that can be cured.

Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone. ~--- Confucius

Virgins R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel!

Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted

Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS

Visit Terra. Last chance before World War III!

Voda je mokra, zato sto se ribe znoje . . .

Vodili smo konzervaciju

Vodka and Orange Juice: Breakfast of Champions!

Voleo bih da sam tepih, pa da svako jutro ostanem da lezim!!!

Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here

Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Before

Vuk ne bi pojeo baku da je bila mlada . . .

Vulgarity: The conduct of others.

Vultures only fly with carrion luggage

W)indows, (I)cons, (M)ice, (P)ointers, (S)heesh!

W*&t? I th^$k w& h@$= s$m# l&n$ n*&se.

Wait . . . . I'm thinking . . . .

Wait . . . Sex isn't merely anything.

Wait, Don't Pick Up That phž÷{¹|¼ 'Ç á ç üý é Ô

Wait, Don't Pick Up That phž?{¹|¼ '?Ç á ç üý é Ô

Wait here please . . . while I slip into something inappropriate . . . Wait! That is the FORBIDDEN dance!

Waiter! Check please!

Waiting All Right for Bread = Cekanje u redu za hleb

Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!

Waiting for somedough

Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing.

Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!

Walk softly and carry a Nerf bat!

Wanna byte my bit?

Wanna flirt with disaster? Become a SysOp!

Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything.

Want A Free Lunch, Get Elected to the US Congress.

Wanted DEAD and ALIVE: Schrödinger's Cat!

Wanted: Good taglines to steal . . .

Wanted: Meaningful, overnight relationship . . .

WANTED: Tickets to watch Hec thrash MSI over "Xpress"!

War is good business - invest your sons.

WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. DELETE IS BACKSPACE.

Ware and were, friend.

Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.

Warning: CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Reboot Washington DC (Y/N)?

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear

WARNING . . . drinking tap water may kill your thirst!

WARNING! Do not remove under penalty of law.

WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)

WARNING ― Message detonates in five minutes . . .

WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.

(Warning on knife]: Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.

WARNING! Parameters are askew! WARNING!

Warning: Programmer at play

WARNING: Programmer X-ing

WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!

WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!

Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!

Warning: time of day goes back, taking countermeasures.

Warnings . . . I don't need no stinking warnings . . .

Wart City = Pristina

Was it Ritchie or Thompson who said about X: "Sometimes, when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks"?

Was that your GirlFriend I saw in the GIF?

Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?

Wasting time is an important part of living.

Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience

Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!

Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!

Watch your back - hot files coming through!

Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction

Watson, the game's afoot!

We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!

We all live in a yellow object method!!!

We all live in a yellow sub-routine

We are all related . . . relatively speaking

We are NOT surrounded. We are in a target-rich environment.

We are ships that pass in the night.

We are the Knights who say: MOVE.L USP,A1

We are the Nubs . . . beat it, you guys!

We are the people our parents warned us about!

We ARGO ing to get in trouble . . .

We ask advice but we mean approbation.

We came, we saw, we BBSed.

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

We control the horizontal . . . We control the vertical

We do precision guesswork

We don't have Sarcasm on our planet . . .

We don't need no stinkin' patches!

We give nothing as willingly as our advice.

We have enough scientists; we need more hunchbacks, Igor.

We have enough youths, how about a fountain of SMART?

We have met the enemy, and he's all yours!

We have resumed control . . . we have resumed control . . .

We have seen the enemy and he is in the White House!

We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.

We have to strike now sir, annhilate, Kill, Kill, Kill

We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?

We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.

We need more power! Can you give us any more?!

We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and . . .

We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.

We take drugs very seriously at my house . . .

We tortured the data until it confessed.

We used to be Schizophrenic.

We want YOU ― McDonnell Douglas!!!

WE wRuLe. . . . the computers are just toolZ (or instrumentZ ;)

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it!

"We'll give them a proper English greeting!" "Ooo! Gift baskets!"

We'll have fun fun fun till the SysOp takes the Echo away . . .

We'll remove any stain & sew up the hole -Laundram

We'll take the stairs.

We're dead Embryonic cells!

We're from Liars Anonymous. No we're not!

We're from the government, Marty - We're the Good Guys . . .

We're from the government. We're here to help you.

We're going to have to go directly to . . . Ludicrous speed!

We're lost, but we're making good time.

We're not just Las Vegas showgirls - We're commandos!

We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.

We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz

We're talking about sex, right? - Simpson, Homer

We've each learned to be delighted with what we are.

Weak <grin> Heh heh. I thinks I has revealed my ignorance.

Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.

Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.

Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.

Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, panda hippo gnu deer.

Weight 300 lbs - Fortune: Danger - the Fat Man

Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows.

Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club

Welcome to Texas . . . now GIT!

Welcome to the only nice motel in town.

Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.

Well begun is half done.

Well, don't look at ME. Ask the troll.

Well I did make another mistake in 1967.

Well, if it is your Rock, then take it!

Well if you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying??

Well, let's see if we can find some space anomoly today that might

Well, to be frank, I'd have to change my name!

Well, your raster disolved your bitmap . . .

Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt.

!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW

What a day may bring, a day may take away.

What a friend we have in cheeses.

What a lovely world it is that has women in it!

What are the instructions doing in the trash??

What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!

What Are You Looking For? Nothing's Here!

What boots up must come down.

What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What do you call a well-hung bear? Genital Ben.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

What do you expect? This is California!

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you mean "I'm fired, " I thought slaves had to be sold?

What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares??

What does ž mean? I'm sorry, thats private.

What does Anita Hill really want? A hung jury

What does not kill us, makes us stronger.

What does please enter your sex mean Mr. SysOp? . . . NO CARRIER

What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? (Answer: Hoe, hoe, hoe.)

What does this button do? . . .

What does ž mean? I'm sorry, that's private.

What fools these morals be!

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

What goes around - comes around.

What good does it do an ass to be called a lion?

What good grammar you got! What school done you went at?

What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?

What GUI? I don't see anyone!

What happened to my CUBBIES?

What happened to Qmodem? . . . .Trampled by Mustangs!

What happens when fish trip?

What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull.

What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.

What if all this were real?

What if Kuwaits main product was Brocolli?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

What is a cannibal's favorite game? -Swallow the leader.

What is a revolution but a dynamic vector that returns to the place it started from?

What is going on here??? . . .

What is learned in youth is understood in age.

What is supposed to go here?

What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less

What is the True meaning of DOS?

What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow?

What it is, is what it is

What kind of boy do you think I am!!!

What kind of girl do you think I am!!!

What kind of goat do you think I am!!!

What orators lack in depth they make up in length.

What part of "ten-line limit" don't you understand?

What part of NO didn't you understand?

What part of the word NO do you not understand?

What problem are we trying to solve here?

What results from using spot remover on your dog Spot?

What shall we do now?

What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.

What squirrell . . . ooohhh, that squirrel.

What the big print giveth, the small print taketh away.

What the heck happened here??!!

What the heck just happened here?

What the Hell does arachniphobia mean? é™»

What the HELL is 10-Broad36?

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What we DON'T need is more laws!

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

What we need are Scratch N Sniff taglines!

What would it take to re-unite the Beatles? ― Three more bullets.

What would you find if you dug up John Lennon? ― Four slugs and a dead Beatle.

What Would ERIS Do?

What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM???????

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

What? Me Worry?

What? Monday again? Didn't we have that last week?

What? You actually READ these Taglines?

WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V

What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?

WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?

What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!

What's all this about hellfire and dalmations?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.

What's in a Name?

What's mine is mine. What's yours is negotiable.

What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a two-winged angel? It's a matter of a pinion.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

What'sforthisSPACEkeyanyway?

Whatever doesn't kill me can still bloody well hurt.

Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.

"'Whatever it takes' is something that happens to somebody else."

Whatever the risk, NO one ever expects to get caught.

Whats another word for thesaurus?

Whats the difference between oooh and ahhh? Three inches

Whats the world coming to? A dead end . . .

When 911 won't work .357 will!

When a husband is too good to be true, he probably isn't.

When a poor man eats a chicken ― one of them is sick.

When all else fails, follow instructions.

When all else fails lower your standards !

When all else fails, read the directions.

When all else fails, read the instructions . . .

When all else fails, read the manual.

When all else fails, READ THE DOCS!

When all else fails, use the defaults!

When all else is lost, the future still remains.

When all think alike, then no one is thinking.

When all you got's a hammer, every problem becomes a nail

When all you have is an axe, every problem looks like hours of enjoyment.

When All Fails, READ THE DOCS !

When asked, How many husbands I've had, I always ask, "Mine or other people's?

When asked, How many wives I've had, I always ask, "Mine or other people's?

When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.

When choosing between two evils, select the one you've never tried before.

When cows laugh, does milk come out their nose?

When do cannibals leave the table? - When everyone's eaten.

When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there.

When I get old, I'm gonna move up north and drive slow.

When I left you, I was but a learner. Now I am the master!

When I point a finger at someone, I have 3 pointing at me

When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!

When I want your opinion I'll tell it to you.

When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

When in doubt . . . RTFM!

When in doubt, do as the doubters do

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

When in doubt fire photons!

When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt!

When in doubt, go for the attacker's eyes.

When in doubt, mumble.

When in doubt, start at the hearing and work backwards.

When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.

When in doubt who will win, be neutral

When in doubt, worry.

When in doubt; Cheat !

When in Rome . . . romance!

When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing..

When money speaks, truth keeps silent.

When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character.

When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?

When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons

When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puns.

When speed counts, count on the SpeedModem!

When subtlety fails us, we must resort to cream pies.

When the bad combine, the good must associate.

When the going gets tough . . . The tough go drinking.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the need arises, any tool closest to you becomes a hammer.

When the wind DOESN'T blow, turkeys run for office!

When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.

When they're down . . . . . . .KICK 'EM!!!!!!

When trees blow back and forth thats what causes the wind . . . - s.w.

When uncertain, or in doubt, run in circles and scream.

When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.

When vultures fly, they're allowed carrion luggage!

When will you Rage?

When you can't make it GOOD, make it BIG!

When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

When you don't know where you're going, any road will lead you there.

When you find anything that works, it usually fails.

When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!

When you open WINDOWS, you let BUGS in!

When you pass the buck, don't expect to get change back!

When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.

When you wank upon a star, wear your wellies, you'll go far.

When you're over the hill, you pick up speed.

When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge . . . You're in Texas!

Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold

Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket?

Where are those flashbacks they promised me?

Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?

Where are you, sick = Dje si, bolan

Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines?

Where can I get one of those computer bats!!

Where do 'cannot' and 'must' meet on this graph?

Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally.

Where do these stairs go? ― - They go up.

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

Where does the light GO when it goes out?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Where ever you go, there you are.

Where ever Yugo, I go.

Where is virgin wool from? The fastest sheeps.

Where law ends, there tyranny begins.

Where, Oh where has my high memory gone??

Where quality is just a word we like to use.

Where the hell is the damn 'ANY' key????

Where we operate at a 90 angle to reality

Where you've been means much less than where you're going

WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?

Where's the "ANY KEY"?

Where's the beef?

Where's there's smoke, there's toast.

Wherever you go - there you are.

Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???

Which is real, fantasy or reality? Does it matter? - s.w.

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!

Which way to Castle Anthrax?? . . .

While (math_teacher () == talk) fall_asleep ();

While hermits have no pere pressure; Trolls do!

Whip me, beat me, make me use an offline storage reader.

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.

Whip me, Mistress, whip me . . . OOPS! . . . wrong echo!

Whipped cream, chocolate, baby oil . . . what did you have in mind?

Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem.

White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.

Whizzing around like a fart in a colander.

Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops ™?

Who cuts your hair = Ko te sisa

Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?

Who did the owner of the first modem talk to?

Who do you call to exorcise software ??

Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined

Who invented SHORT people?

Who invited all these tacky people?

Who is General Failure!? And why is he reading my disk!?!

Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows

Who needs rational when your toes curl up?

Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???

Who Plums You = Ko te sljivi

Who said that sex wasn't fun ??

Who says 1200 baud is slow???

Who WAS that masked mailer?*

Who Washes, Him Two = Ko umije njemu dvije

Who, what, when and with who?

Who'd be stupid enough to kill their own food ticket.

Who's the scumbag who siphoned the blood out of my cat?

Whoever dies with the most toys . . . is still dead!

Whoever said "talk is cheap" never paid Ma Bell.

Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.

Whom the gods would destroy they give Windows.

Whores solicit. Solicitors . . . ? Agents get a percentage!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have an 'S' in it?

Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.

Why *did* I agree to be a á tester.

Why are gay bashers always men?

Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'assteroids'?

Why are lawyers not sworn to tell the truth like all the witnesses in a jury trial?

Why are there so many actors in this movie?

Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree?

Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques CTRL ¶ ü

Why are women so stupid? No penis to think with.

Why are you carrying that fish around? For the halibut.

Why are you eating my pants?

Why ask why? Assimilate Borg Dry!

Why ask why? Drink Blood Dry.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.

Why be politically correct when you can be _correct_?

Why beer is better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.

Why beer is better: it's always in season.

Why Bother With Taglines?

Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?

Why C++ and not ++C?

Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!?

Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why did the cube cross from the second to the third dimension? - The second dimension was too square.

Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!

Why didn't someone TELL me my ass was so big?

Why didn't the turkey want any lunch? He was already stuffed!

Why do christians worship a god who violated a virgin's civil rights?

Why do criminals still shoot at Superman?

Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?

Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?

Why do straights have LIVES and homosexuals only lifestyles?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do they put Braille on the buttons on those drive-through bank machines?

Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!'

Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???

Why do you read taglines?

Why does bread always fall butter side down?

Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???

Why don't chickens have lips?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?

Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?

Why for ARJ thou still using ancient Programs????

Why get even, when you could get odd?

Why I like DR-DOS? It doesn't work with Windows 3.1!

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is Betty Crocker so popular? She's so moist and easy.

Why is common sense the least common of all senses?

Why is E-Z Listening so ****** hard to listen to?

Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"?

Why is it that the best taglines are too lon

Why is that light %^&&&

Why is the Anarchy symbol always drawn the same way?

Why is the sun never overhead at noon?

Why is their braille on the Drive-Up ATM?

Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the bandwidth?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why isn't 'phonetically' spelled that way?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn't there another word for 'thesaurus'?

Why ME?

Why must you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle?

Why, no, everything is perfectly ¥íâm -!-

Why not invite her over for a Scotch and sofa?

Why not YOU?

Why read it when you can print it?

Why should fruit flies have all the fun?

Why then do the Wicked Prosper?

Why throw your PC performance out the Windows?

Why would I respect you in the morning? I don't respect you now!

Why yes, I _do_ know everything <grin>!

Why, yes, they ARE Bugle Boy beans!

Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue?

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!

[< ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― width restriction ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― ― >]

Wild blue blockers: Airline window shades.

Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees . . .

Wilimanakabeetsai!

Will I *EVER* get this thing to work?

Will there be a second 'civil rights' trial? Fat chance.

Will Windows 3.1 be any good?

Will work for kinky sex.

Wink. I'll do the rest

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

!sruoY pU" gniyas fo yaw s'erutan tsuj si retniW

WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOURS!"

Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Wisdom must be gathered, it can't be given.

Wisdom of many and the wit of a half.

Wise man say some Taglines sound like fortune cookie.

Wish I had a lower IQ, so I could enjoy your message

Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking.: -!

Wishing life had an UNDO function . . .

Wit is the spice of conversation, not the food.

With a calendar your days are numbered!

With consequences, the unexpected always predominate.

With foxes we must play the fox.

With free advice, you get what you paid for

With friends like this, who needs enemas?

With fronds like you, who needs anemones?

With her big bad gun . . . but then, that's Traditional for you, . . . X-Women.

With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike.

With so many diseases, it's not safe for a vampire to bite anybody anymore.

Withfuck = Sjebati

Without C people would code in Basi, Pasal and Obol.

Without fingers you cannot even thumb your nose.

Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone.

Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless

Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!

Without us, life would not be weird.

Without waves there would be no change

Witlag, n.: the delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

\/\/ µ| ÜiÉ»ä É»§iSî???

Wolfcook City = Vukovar

Wols !¿ Ó? ap6721476t " ya)6h!rrU _ody."i6h!rreenL- oe

Woman by birth. Lesbian by Grace. If you see Grace tell her hello!

WOMAN.ZIP . . . .Great program, no documentation

WOMAN.ZIP - great program, readme.1st file is missing.

WOMAN.ZIP - Great program. No docs, but great to UNZIP.

Woman? Equality? Good, I hate holding doors!

Women . . . .can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury.

Women are like watches: The finer the movement, the better the time.

Women do come with instructions, ask them!

Women DO come with instructions. Just ask them!

Women go on diets. Men just eat less . . . and grow fat.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Women take to good hearted men. Also from.

Women! Can't live with them, Can't live with them!

Women's clothes: Go to extremes, seldom to extremities.

Won't work? Do you have a problem with that?

Won't you pour me a Cuban breeze, Gretchen?

Woozers, The damn'd thing actually works !

Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense

Words, 25› ea. Better quality words, 50› ea.

Words and ideas are what change our world.

Words are not food, though sometimes we must eat them.

Words, words, words. And no place to put them all!

Words you never want to hear during sex: "I'm really only 14."

Worf for Windows * TNG Word Processor

Worf! Please show these children the airlock.

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

Work is for people who don't now how to fish.

WorkBench v3.1: OS/2 v199.9 for the Amiga!s. P

Worked Melissa = Radio Mileva

Workshops are the bane of civilization.

World's greatest Gif collector.

World's Shortest Cook Book: English Cuisine

World's Shortest Cook Book: The No fat English cookbook

Worry is as effective as shoveling smoke.

Worry is the interest paid on trouble in advance.

Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a Moslem vampire be afraid of the Koran?

Would a waffle iron give me smooth waffles?

Would George be president if his name was Harry?

Would you care for some 3.1415 . . . ?

Would You like to see the brown side of my toilet?

Wouldn't you just love to steal this tagline?

Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.

Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise!

WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!

WP for WIN will be a Winner!

Write all complaints legibly -> [ ]

Written using Turbo Edlin ver 9.3 for Windows

Wrong && wrong) != right)

Wrong ID or fish slapped." < class="------ Quote -----"> one of Max's amazing error messages.

WRONG²try again²<- Scratch here to reveal prize . . . .

W[h]ere know tagline as gone before . . . .

W׳ ‰ Ë× CTRL W™â (D –â¥$ ׂ $‡ž W$ ³G× ¤.

X Windows: A terminal disease.

XEROX never comes up with anything original

Xmas present? Meg Ryan would do nicely . . . Ü Ü

XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference

Ya got another objection? Hmmm?

Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!

Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.

Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?

Yeah, well, . . . I've had a really bad day.

Yeah, you've got a point there . . . now, put a hat on it, and go home!

Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.

Yep! you bet . . . What was that you said?

Yer momma's so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yer such a wild thang!

Yes, but are you SURE?

Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar

Yes, god had a deadline. So he wrote it all in Lisp.

Yes, I do . . . but not with You!

Yes, I was born in a barn . . . and I'm getting ready to run with scizzors!

Yes, I'm Still Using WordStar ― By Choice!

Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!

Yes Little Duck = Dapace

Yes my son, long ago citizens were allowed to own guns.

Yes, the philosophy of 'nome', meaning 'all.'

Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.

Yield to temptation . . . it may be your only chance!

Yield to temptation; It may not pass your way again.

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* NO TERRIER

Yo mama so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway.

You ain't seen nuttin' yet!

You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot.

You appeal to a small group of confused persons.

You are aging when all your black book names end in M.D.

You are HERE ― ― > ! < ― ― -

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.

You are in a maze of twisty fries, all alike . . .

You are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike.

edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY

You aren't here forever, Enjoy each day as a miracle.

"You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."

You better start learning the game, and I mean now!

You can never have too much cilantro.

You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna ghoti

You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!

You can't believe everything your hear.

You can't call PTL NOW, - I'm downloading!

You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed.

You can't eat your friends and have them too.

You can't fool me! I know what you're thinking.

You can't get there from here . . .

You can't read a girl like a book but it's fun browsing the pages.

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd . . .

You could (A)rchive the message and LIST it.

ti tner uoy ,reeb yub tnod uoY

You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!

You don't go to Denny's. You just end up there.

You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline . . . . . .

You don't sweat a lot for a fat boy.

You don't sweat a lot for a fat girl.

You ever notice how boogers don't smell?

You fat, bloated EEEEEDIOT!

You find one in every car. You'll see.

You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours!

You got any more Taglines I can plagiarize ?

You gotta be warped to weave.

You gotta fight, for your right, to paaaaaaaarrrttttttyyyyy!!!!!!!

You hair's thinning. So who wants fat hair?

You have a perverted mind! I like that in a person!

You have an important role as a negative example.

You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)

You just don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to.

You killed my father, Prepare to Die!

You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.

You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

You know you're there when they steal your taglines

You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.

You made my day, now you have to sleep in it

You make 20 or 30 mistakes in your life they call you a tramp!

You may be Southern ― but you're no Comfort.

You mean Blonde Jovi here used to be an X-Man?

You mean everything above the Tagline ISN'T line noise?

You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?

You might as well - I stole yours.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

You must know I missed you. I'll shoot again.

You must know much before you know how little you know.

You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!

'You ought to have finished,' said the King. 'When did you begin?'

You realize how short a month is when you pay alimony.

You said a mouseful!

You shall know the truth and it shall make you weird.

You shouldn't have anymore problems . . .

You threw out my WHAT?

You tried the rest, and bought WHAT . . . ??!?

You want girls, we got girls; you want boys, we got boys; you want goats . . . you got to go nextdoor!

You want it when??

You want me to pay for bug fixes???

You want to smell my WHAT?

You will be happy. And controlled." Norman

You will be told about it tomorrow.

You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline!

You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you come with me.

YOU look like an elephant!

You'd like me to THINK that, wouldn't you

You'll never be half the man your mother was.

You'll probably find that it suits your book to be a bit cleverer than you look.

You're a Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.

You're all insane and trying to steal my Magic Bag!

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around . . .

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia.

You're not drunk if you can lie flat on the floor without holding on

You're old enough to know better than that.

You're so vain, you probably thought this tag is about you.

You're standing where I want to pee.

You're unique - just like everyone else

You'renotdrunkifyoudon'tsteponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor

You've flunked the test, the teacher said degradingly.

You've read the thread, now view the GIF.

(((((YOU))))) (((((ARE))))) (((((FEELING))))) (((((VERRRY))))) (((((SLEEPY)))))

Young at heart . . . slightly older in other places!

Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn.

Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]

Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not.

Your .ZIP file is open!

Your body is a template.

Your Call Will Be Ignored In The Order It Was Received

Your cart just ran over my dogma

Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting!

Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.

Your karma just ran over my dogma

Your mama's so fat: Mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!

Your mistakes are not behind you until you face them.

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]

Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks!

Your new credit limit is $1. Have a nice day.

Your password is pitifully obvious.

Your proctologist called and your head is ready.

Your shoe is ringing.

Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission?

Your sister dates a SysOp! Nyaah-nyaah.

Your so vain, you probably thought this tag is about you.

Your spelling checker, dont write Nome without it.

Your ZIP file is open!

Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete.

Youthful figure: What you get when asking a woman's age.

ÝTÝHÝEÝFÝTÝRÝEÝSÝIÝSÝTÝAÝNÝTÝTÝAÝGÝLÝIÝNÝEÝ

YU scena je mrtva, ako je ikad i bilo . . . : (((9)))

Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit

Ž is for Žntlers, á is for áoy

Ž CTRL eüs re î Âiüg m CTRL ár CTRL CTRL ü ― m at î eveü.

Za neke devojke je savrsheni mushkarac . . . Druga devojka . . .

Za nesposobnog, nasilje je poslednji izlaz (I. Asimov).

Za razliku od coveka, majmuna je mnogo teze izraditi.

Zabranjujem vam da koristite imperativ.

Zagrebi i pomirisi-> Mirise kao staklo?

Zaposlio sam se u fabrici prezervativa - sluzim kao model!!!

Zapravo, citava stvar je greska u dokumentaciji. U prirucniku je

Zaustavite Zemlju! Silazim . . .

Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation.

Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

Zena je za mene zakon . . . . . . . . . Sto volim rupe u zakonu.

Zena mi ide na zivce - vara me sa neuropsihijatrom!

Zene u krevetu su jedna veoma rasirena pojava.

ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay . . . .

ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!

Zivela deca nasih roditelja.

Ziveli Dizelashi.Zemlja bez gluposti nije zemlja!

Zivot je ugasen. Bravo vatrogasci! <<

Zmija pokazuje samo jedan zub !

ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII.

Zrtva je imala pravo, a ubica - pishtolj..

žR™M S CTRL , W™¥'T šž ™ CTRL D ‹¥ ™šR M™šTH.

Zuti karton, crveni karton, crvena knjizica . . .

Zvoni, kucanje ne radi!

ZVRRR (klik) Halo? Mile? Ja sam. Kako s . . . (BIIIIIIIP) Mile? Sta ti j

Ž¹…‚~}ɽ“~– ¨§®ž . . . Just kidding, your modem's OK!

€ „ l “ r ¤ † h ƒ s t s ô ƒ £ l t s

‹'m ¥“t ™ld ‹'m €hr¢ü“l•g

•£ th ük ¢— H V‰ pR“Bl‰Ms- m£RPH L¡v‚S W‹TH M‰

€ƒ¤d 's D…¤d , b–t l‹q—¢r's q–‹›k‰r..

´î S CTRL \/\/“âks, £sä !

‹m †n †b–s‚d ç € n - n‰Šd ƒ n‚w u$‰É ‹mm CTRL d Žtî !!H CTRL

™s‰›ƒm d… d¢l„z¡ m”j vrŠm‚ - p•kv†r‹¢ m¡ sŠ s†t-

†Úí$ NO CARRIER . . . but I've got 2 destroyers & a frigate.

€… ‹¤Š M†K $ Â׊ W•â D G žé—¥D

›†ll €h„ll üg‚d.


 

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